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  1. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Thanks guys. Its a bit surreal right now. I'm a pretty unemotional type of guy but I admit I did tear up when he came out. I saw some shit today that can never be unseen but it was totally worth it. He just farted bare assed in a nurses face too
  2. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    My phone doesn't want to upload to this site!! I'll grab my laptop today when I go home and put some up. He's a cute little dude. Just farted bare ass in a nurses face - my son, I've never been so proud
  3. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Noodle Jr. Is here!!!
  4. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Little Nathan the noodlebro Jr, 6.5 pounds I'll post pics when I can, my phone isn't cooperating
  5. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Still going guys. They gave her the medicine that would start induction around 8:00pm and pulled it at 1am because it was slowing the baby or something. Now she's at 4cm dilated and I got kicked out because she wanted the epidural. I left in shame because I blew up her bathroom right before all...
  6. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Thanks. Gonna be here at least 24 hours until labor really kicks in. Was going to come for my last Friday raid tomorrow too! I wanted to finish the quest
  7. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Else make zalere do it!!
  8. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    They're inducing labor tonight. I won't be around this weekend I guess!! Good luck bros
  9. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Going in tonight for induced labor. Small baby plus low amniotic fluids. It's happening.gif
  10. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Won't have a banana with me, is my dick acceptable if later I take a pic of my dick next to a banana? It's like inception. Dickception
  11. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't live in Boston, I am not some shitlord
  12. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Its very weird indeed. The students were working properly, and I got raped in the ass by the big dude there. Mensis was pretty nuts, so that was working, but as soon as i got to micolash it was just shit. I dont know how hard the skeles were supposed to be but they just stood still and swung.
  13. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I moved from zuljin where my ping was around 35-65ms, but on hyjal its 300+ and I lag a lot
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm going to some local restaurant tonight so my wife had me look at the menu. I stopped when I saw "32 oz cheeseburger and 1 pound of fries" I'll take some pics, I hope it isn't shitty.
  15. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Man... Beat the one reborn in one shot today. The nightmare mensis was ridiculous to me, just a really hard area. Finally made it to micolash and I'm shitting my pants because I hadn't found a lamp. Well, as it turns out, micolash wanted to be the first boss to bug out for me. Phase 1 he...
  16. Noodleface

    Classic games you loved and why. (Nostalgia thread)

    Just played this the other day. Took me 23 minutes to beat it
  17. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    It's an odd shape and I also do trimming in the 2 hours.
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yo baby this is sort of my thing. Just eat this uncooked hot dog and assortment of deli meats
  19. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Do you need self-propelled? No. Are you going to wish you spent the extra $50 for a lawn mower that had it one day? Absolutely. I mean, you can still push it if you want, but it's really nice to let it push itself. Especially on hills and shit. I leave mine on the mulch setting and just...
  20. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I grew up having roughly 4-5 ear surgeries (multiple tubes, they fell out). Finally they needed to graph skin onto my ear drum to cover it up. FUCKING SUCKED. Give your kid a fistbump from me, that shit was unreal for a child to go through. I should be graduating to this thread anytime...
  21. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah she don't like hot dogs anyways, I was just curious what the chance was. I mean I might be immune now anyways, after several hundred Listeria-dripping-cold hot dogs, you have to become super hot dog man.
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Im not complaining because I ate 8/8 of the hotdogs in the package, I was just curious
  23. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Yes, it halves it
  24. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    It works. I think it tricks the assembly calls so that they get called instead, or something. I'm not sure how that stuff works.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Sounds like a shitty boss, that's a nice way to hemorrhage money.
  26. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    My wife learned all about Listeria thanks to the doctor. Is it really that big of a deal, or is the chance minuscule? The doctor beat it into her that she was 1000% going to get Listeria poisoning if she even looked at a cooked hot dog.
  27. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Thanks guys, I've not found mergo so that's out. I'll try lecture hall if I have that. Haven't played in days so I forget.
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    StarOcean 5 : Integrity and Faithlessness

    SE has redeemed themselves with reveals finally. Love these games. Fuck yeah!!
  29. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Sorry for the confusion I meant it mows the grass like the grass killed the mowers kids
  30. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Best place for me to grind now that gaol is closed ?
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    On a goblin all the gear just looks stupid
  32. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Y'all mothafuckas ain't even trying to sell a bro on the best brand ever? I bought a $400 self propelled Honda and the thing is a fucking beast. Mows grass like it killed its fucking kids.
  33. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    A lot of the tank stats work well for dps (multistrike for one), just bonus armor is the most useless
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    SO4 i really enjoyed the entirety of. The only problem besides the baby you carried around was the last area. It was like they doubled the difficulty of the monsters for no reason other than it was the last area. Really made me mad because I ended up just running away from everything whereas in...
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok if I was rich the last thing I would want to do would be to marry a hot chick. Bang them all to my heart's content, but why risk losing so much money to vapid cunts?
  36. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Doesn't change the fact that someone needs to alter their play style due to a bug that's been out for a couple years
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No offense to your uncle but what kind of moron gets married that many times
  38. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Just do a /who rerolled Anyone can invite
  39. Noodleface

    Jodi Ariias Murder Trial

    Just in case anyone decides to go to this link it does show his dead body multiple times