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  1. Noodleface

    Windows 10

    God I just shit my pants reading that explanation. Such lazy programming Edit: Windows 10 preview for ARM devices isn't coming until later
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Ralph, pls go
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fuckin bitch. I enjoy mowing the lawn anyways, it's good to do on a saturday afternoon while I watch all the fine bitches in the neighborhood walk by in their yoga pants.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You would think so, but she keeps offering to mow the lawn again. Unless that is also a ruse...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She mowed our lawn once.. one time. It was the most erratic shit I had ever seen. Lines crossing diagonally all over the place, missed spots, somehow used a whole tank of gas when I use 1/4-1/2 at most. Said it took her hours. No trimming. I mean, you can't fuck up the grass lines. That's...
  6. Noodleface

    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Well.. yes. I mean her laptop is from like 2001.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Let's get one thing fuckin' straight here. No woman knows how to mow a lawn, and if she does you know she does it poorly.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If my wife wanted to no longer work id say yes just so I didn't have to listen to an hours worth of work drama every goddamn night
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Who the fuck still h as a 32-bit CPU these days?
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Now you are thinking dude! Sometimes a person just needs to be punched. The way she is acting, she's practically asking for it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I remember that story and I have it stored in my brain. At current calculations the baby will be murdered by my schlong at approximately 7.4 months... in the womb guys, not born.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok bros onto more serious discussion.. at what point in pregnancy will having sex possibly cause me to create a divot in the baby's head?
  13. Noodleface

    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    You're also running a pirated version, we don't know if that is part of the problem
  14. Noodleface

    Minecraft

    Anyone play this on the PS4? How is it?
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Man I got stuck at the gym last night helping some bangin' ass chick with a huge ass do some workouts. Figured it was worth it.. now I feel like I missed out. Game is just sitting on my coffee table..
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    "Lowered weighting on Bastion and First Light in Control and Clash so they appear less often in those playlists" That was one of the reasons I quit PVP.. was sick of that shitty map
  17. Noodleface

    Gone Girl

    Getting good reviews so far. The wife wants to see it and I'm avoiding the spoilers. Am I gonna be pissed?
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    Lavalantula (giant fire-breathing tarantulas)

    Always felt this channel would be so much better if they changed their name back..
  19. Noodleface

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    I enjoyed both of them to some degree, with the first being amazing and the second just "alright". I'm skeptical but secretly hoping it's awesome.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I enjoyed the beta.. then I got the released game and realized beta was like 25% of the entire game. In theory the game is fine, but in execution it is terrible. Like I said, I enjoyed it up until the moment I beat the game. Then reading about what was left out and the obvious money grabs in the...
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can we get pictures of the ass? This may change things..
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fair enough.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can't fault a man for this.. if she has a bangin' ass and is going to med school you gotta figure you're all set for life. Shit man.. that sucks. I didn't know that doctors had like two chances and if they get nothing that's basically it for their careers. That's really shitty.
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is the naming thing cultural? It has to be..
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    The $40 deal is until 10/8/14 as per the gamestop website
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    They had a couple of the Destiny PS4's at the gamestop.. I kinda want one.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I'm sitting here thinking about if I asked my wife for a paternity test how she would react.. not looking good..
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    The guy at Gamestop last night was really sad and confused that so many people were returning Destiny. Said he would need to build a new shelf just for the used copies.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think the real disconnect here is you (and maybe her) are treating the naming much like kids do, each person gets their fair share and that's that. In reality, both names should be joint decisions between the couple in any way they both see fit. Each taking ownership of one name sounds fine if...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lendarios wife has threatened divorce multiple times over little shit iirc
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Ps4 master race
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    I'm quite the opposite now. I feel more accomplished going through a SP game than I do in MP games. The MMO landscape is barren enough now anyways.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't like eating anything raw from fast food places, this includes lettuce and tomatoes.
  34. Noodleface

    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Wait.. so you bought it for both PS4 and now PC?
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I'm going to today. I wish I could "vote with my wallet", but I already bought the piece of shit.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Did they really put raw onions in it?
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    I only do that for incredible sales.. I ended up getting BF4 for like $20 on black friday last year as a digital copy. Well worth the $20.
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    I posted this in the Destiny thread, but until 10/8/14 you can trade PS4 Destiny in to Gamestop and get $40, making this game only $20.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That was one of the best stories of this entire thread. My wife gets a little put off if I tell her I masturbated.. I told her I wouldn't if she puts out 1-2x a day, but she doesn't so there I am with my dick in my hand. She usually doesn't get too bothered. Then again I don't masturbate...
  40. Noodleface

    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    While I find him extremely annoying and his voice is really grating to my ears, he is usually very spot-on with his reviews. I haven't disagreed with him on much.