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  1. Noodleface

    Gone Girl

    I read the spoilers of the book and I'd say the ending is close enough..
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    You can remove a bunch of options (at least on PS4) like prompts to dodge attacks and shit too.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I always refuse to buy DLC.. it's a shady-as-fuck practice in almost every case (Destiny, BF4, etc), especially games like this where it is proven they've taken things out of the game only to resell them in expansions. I don't mind paying for an MMO expansion with hundreds of hours of content, I...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't disagree with what you said, but a lot of kids are suicidal in highschool. He was just very vocal (call for help) about it.
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    Gone Girl

    All the guys giving it high reviews, what are your thoughts on
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    Health Problems

    Hey bro, my family is plagued by canker sores to a degree that I could only describe as hellish. I found that taking the vitamin L-Lysine makes it so I no longer get them anymore. That has nothing to do with your diagnosis, but thought I'd throw it out there.
  7. Noodleface

    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Yeah the moment I found I could just jump up a structure and they'd go "oh well, hes gone" was a bit worrisome, but it's still great.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My brother had some problems (suicidal) in highschool and was able to finish his diploma from home. The highschool actually send tutors to the house to teach him all of his classes at home (at night). They didn't even charge my mother. No idea how that worked. I thought it was a GED program...
  9. Noodleface

    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Yeah, kind of weird how it worked out I guess. I didn't have much intel on him yet, hence why I wasn't messing with him. When I pushed his shit in I felt like a god.
  10. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well I'm only a software engineer 1, so maybe it gets much greater at higher levels. I've heard EMC is below average for the industry though.
  11. Noodleface

    The Wine Thread

    So far I'm really liking white a bit more than red, but I haven't tried many reds. I've been drinking it on game nights to slowly get hammered so I'm not pairing it with foods or anything. I know I'm like the anti-wine drinker but that's ok. So far my favorites were Pinot Noir and Moscato.
  12. Noodleface

    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Yeah man. There was one warchief who kept killing me and I was avoiding him until I powered up a bit. He randomly popped up in a stronghold and I got a little randy with him and decided to give him a go. I was on a rooftop so I decided I'd jump down and fuck his shit up. Little did I know...
  13. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I much enjoy the blue raspberry coolatta from dunkin donuts, but they like to change to pumpkin flavored bullshit around this time so not sure it will stick around. They had a mountain dew coolatta a few years ago that was great. On the negative side Dunkin Donuts in Massachusetts is for faggots.
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I think our new metric has to be how many McCheese's it can fill. In this case it may be 0.50-0.60 McCheese
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    What do you do?

    Aren't we like the last country to still use swipe+pin debit cards too? FUCK THIS IM OUT
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    Miscellaneous Reality TV

    Ghost Adventures is one of my favorite showsI even have a t-shirt and poster hanging in one of our rooms
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    Castle

    Not yet! But she has read all of the Richard Castle novels. Point me to where I can find some and I'll test the waters.
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    What do you do?

    My yearly bonus is only $3200
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    I just avenged you Vehnn.. some power level 20 dude that was real angry. Tried to run away but I got him in your honor.
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    Gone Girl

    I give it a 6/10.
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    Facing foreclosure on a home

    I got 1500 sq ft and my mortgage is $1930/mo. SO clearly I need help more.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    If they cook it the same as in the states it should have been cooked properly. Here we put the burgers on a conveyor that goes through a grill/broiler and comes out cooked. You physically cannot cook it any less.
  23. Noodleface

    Battlefield 4 (Frostbite 3)

    To get current on PS4 do I just buy a season pass or.. ? What do I buy?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a good friend that was pulled from school in 4th grade and home schooled until college. His family was weird as shit and highly religious. He wasn't even allowed to have a Metallica CD. He now goes on cross-country bike rides and lives off the land. He's a weird dude.. I follow his...
  25. Noodleface

    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Doing that mission where you had to shoot like 10 archers on a cliff and 3 captains decided to ambush me. Screamed FUCK as loud as I could. Needless to say I died. The best part is one of the archers was a captain
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    Facing foreclosure on a home

    Bros my mortgage is expensive too can y'all fund me??
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Bought a box of 10 ttwinkies to put in my desk at work. Arrived at work an hour later sans 10 twinkies. Felt like a horrible human. Had massive diarrhea
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    Castle

    My wife watches this show and all the reruns everyday. If I sat Lenardo and her in aroom I'd probably get divorced. Can't stand this show anymore. Stupid Martha, perfect life Alexis with her rich white girl problems, Kate with her perfect ass and titties... OK I like that part
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No way dude, I totally rape my wife all the time.
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At that point you go "you wanna warm up?" and put your dick in dry. Just repeat this every occurrence until they are trained to not do it. It's like how women tell everyone they need to train men.. well, here it is.. it ain't gonna suck itself.
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What's the deal with women's temperature fluctuations anyways? <seinfeld.jpg>
  32. Noodleface

    Windows 10

    It depends.. Skylake will be great but ARM is a completely different beast. There are so many ARM variants out there that are evolving everyday. That said, if they can find a common architecture that has similar price and performance points to ARM then that is it. x86/64 code will never run...
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My girlfriend cuddled with me too. It got so bad that I started leaving the bed and sleeping on the couch. She was falling asleep and leaving dead, sweaty, hot weight on my body. Couldn't take it. Then she does the elusive sleeping with knees bent upwards and legs slowly falling down onto my...
  34. Noodleface

    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Bro helping a hot chick is always a top priority. I'm married
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    Fuck Comcast

    Man my bill went up $10 in the course of a month.. Trying to track it down and it's just a few cents here and there. Fucking nickel and dime-ing me over here. Paying $170 for the X1 on a single TV, phone, and internet.
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just another tick to add to the checklist of my perfect woman. Big boobs, insane sexual appetite, mows lawns good.
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Finally got to play this last night, game is straight ballin' as fuck.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just start throwing in casual remarks. Like when she goes "god your dick is so big and delicious today" you say "yeah unlike that sausage you bought me" and pretend you never said it. Or creslins idea.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife has started blaming things on her "raging hormones".. I don't like it one bit.
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    What do you do?

    Working on open source projects are also a good idea. Something tangible they can see what you've done on.