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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only works if you are a fag using default page view size
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Honestly the creeper stuff is extremely tame. She knows people here want to see her boobs and she still posts here, she understands the implications of it. Now.. if people are PM'ing her and being even more creepy that is something else.
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Awesome man. Absolutely awesome. Next time if you feel like shit is turning bad you actually don't have to wait for someones clothes to dry. You can remove them from your house.
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man I wouldn't even be worried about HIV, how prevalent is itin the USA? I'd be more worried about other stis
  5. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    wut
  6. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    gif reminds me of trying to drive large vehicles in GTA5. Just go full speed and hope for the best but receive the worst
  7. Noodleface

    Any way to stop websites like Radaris.com or Intelius.com?

    They have me living at my childhood home which I moved out of around 15 years ago. My wife isn't even listed. 0/10 would not care
  8. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    We've been trying but no go. I don't mind the "practice"
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The bitch that cried wolf
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't want to get clothes-lined down a flight of stairs thank you very much. I used them with no problems, although I did break a few.
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They make thin and extra thin condoms now Julian, shit has changed from the 90s!
  12. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Calling it now. Jon gonna warg into Ghost after he dies and then Ghost is going to hop on Drogon's back which is being warged by Bran, lord of the trees. One other dragon will be manned by Tyrion sucking on Dany's tit and the final one will be Dany and Tyrion's flesh-monster of a baby. They will...
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He doesn't precum man, not sure if you saw that part.
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh I know.. I was just curious if he was just going at it without even the smallest hint of protection. Before we were married I saw my wife take the pill everyday and I still used a condom just in case.
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is she at least on BC?
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm done man. I am done.. I don't precum... that's one I've never heard.
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not only does he not have to, but it is highly recommended he doesn't move in with her. That would be Onoes-level shit man.
  18. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    He does a lot of stuff with Jeff Loomis. He's alright, but I get bored of his stuff very easily. Loomis I could listen to all day.
  19. Noodleface

    Playstation 4

    Decided to play that PS+ game Trine 2. Man that game is gorgeous. Too bad it's kind of boring.
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm still going with crazy here man, get out while you can or at least don't start moving her shit into your place. She sounds a little emotionally unstable if she can't handle you meeting your ex-wife at the bank to handle some business - especially after only one week. Ever wonder why she...
  21. Noodleface

    Playstation 4

    Vaclav has the most trophies I've ever seen, don't feel too ashamed Crone. I think I'm level 7 or something
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Thanks a lot, Alex
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    Health Problems

    brb getting divorced
  24. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I cracked (lol) one joke already and it was no good. I'm not taking any of your shitty (lol) advice!
  25. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Entertainment Weekly is really going to ruin shit for a lot of people. Not sure who's in charge but should probably watch the links to those articles in the no spoiler thread
  26. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Essentially that is what it is. You can even treat it with Lamisil/Lotrimin, but it didn't work in our case.
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    We don't have those in glorious New England so I have no idea.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I find it pretty righteous that Lena would wear that shirt. She has always talked about how people give her a ton of shit for her character's actions, to the point where it is scary (much like Skyler in BB). Nice little payback.
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife made me do a 20 mile charity walk every year so I feel your pain, sort of. I mean, we fucked like 3 days later.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah same here. We are actually within minutes of the highway, but our house is nestled off into the woods so we don't hear any noise or see the highway so it's great. The one route going through the center of the city is filled with glorious fast food and pizza places. I had to drive through...
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The worst shame here is she made you do a 13 mile hike
  32. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I just found out there is a Five Guys less than five minutes from my new house... My weekend's fate is sealed.
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Make sure you go get an STD test done. She fucked you fast, often, and with the vigor of a porn star. I have a feeling you weren't the first.
  34. Noodleface

    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I didn't get a boner over this game and I can't imagine spending as many hours in a single weekend playing that as others did.
  35. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Turn around babe, let me apply the cream. No.. I assure you that is my hand.. it's not my penis.. oops it is. It's in.
  36. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I half-jokingly suggested that and she was all like "NOOO!!!!" I half wanted it to work. I told her I could slather it on her crack with my dick then go in a few times.
  37. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    It was some fungal infection in her ass crack, similar to a yeast infection in a vagina. They aren't really sure how she got it, but I guess it's fairly common. The doctor seemed to think it might have something to do with using those wet wipes after shitting so told her to stop. It's kind of...
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "It's me or her" Welp you had fun banging her I hope. After 1 week I would say ultimatums shouldn't be on the table. Get the fuck out. I just want to be on record for saying "get the fuck out."
  39. Noodleface

    All Stephen King Books

    Got The Stand on audiobook (I have 24 free audiobooks to burn on audible). So far really enjoying it.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I just pray he's not one of those dudes that cums on shoes