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  1. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    You bought another one for your living room because it sold so poorly that you were able to find an abundance is what you really meant. I am literally bathing in your tears.
  2. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    I know they have. When I read the headline I thought there was a chance.. nope. Heritage was absolute horse shit.
  3. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Not sure if this belongs in this thread, but recently discovered this subreddit and it makes me laugh out loud: Bon appétit!
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    This thread, along with my friend that is a dentist, have increased my brushing and flossing 100%
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    Survivor

    I think Morgan will be making some money whether she wins or not, pls do porno Morgan
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The best part is all those people in the AMA were complaining about him not capitalizing on 420, yet he kept going "what's 4/20 anyways?" You know that dude knows his market is like 85% stoners.
  7. Noodleface

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    I'm not going to, it's like a shitty trailer for a movie with no release date
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    Fuck Comcast

    Anyone know how much Comcast charges to do a "full install" on a house? We just bought a house and I notice the house isn't wired for cable (it was a rehab). There are holes in the floor where I assume cable used to be, but now there is nothing. I assume it will cost "Rape you in the ass"...
  9. Noodleface

    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    There actually was a coop turtles game for NES. I know this because I remember blowing in the cartridge and certain levels freezing and fucking you over. It was called "The Arcade Game". It was fucking awesome. This trailer looks like shit. Enough of the CGI crap. The turtles in the original...
  10. Noodleface

    Survivor

    Russell was funny to watch, Tony is terrible to watch
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not sure if that article states it, but what was the ultimate reason she killed him? I see it says they had an argument, but that's all I see. That's some fucked up shit.
  12. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I was kidding. Deathwing kicked me right when I joined and then said the probability of me being kicked each time I logged in was the inverse log of my chance on getting laid.
  13. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Is this the thread we use to bitch about the officers? Already kicked once, this is bullshit
  14. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    First Impressions of the New Untitled OPETH Album, A Track-By-Track Review | Metal Injection Talk about the new Opeth album: BULL-FUCKING-SHIT
  15. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Taco Bell president just did an AMA, was pretty amusing even though he dodged important questions like why Volcano Sauce is gone: I am Brian Niccol, President of Taco Bell. Today is the biggest launch in Taco Bell history as we bring breakfast to America. AMA! : IAmA
  16. Noodleface

    Depression

    Right, and that's a legitimate question and legitimate reasoning. There were a couple times where it was clearly for attention but there were a few where doctors saved her life without a doubt. They were giving us the 1-5% survival rates, and when I saw her in the hospital I actually thought she...
  17. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    The real question is "Would you boot noodleface?" If the answer is yes you are not hired.
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    Survivor

    Everytime someone quits this game I want to punch a hole through the wall. Such wastes of fucking skin. Health issues I can understand, even extreme family emergencies, but just quitting because you're a whiny bitch is so stupid. A lot of people would give a testicle and a kidney to play the...
  19. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Captain Picard's Angels
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    Depression

    My grandmother died a week ago and my mother is not handling it well. For those who know from previous threads, she has attempted suicide ~5 (sad when you forget how many) times over as many years. My grandmother was cremated, so we just had this catered gathering where we released balloons with...
  21. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    On Inferno the spear chuckers killed my DH in one hit. I was some sort of demi-god at avoiding shit for awhile there.
  22. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah sounds familiar, I don't remember the brand I looked at.
  23. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Start your own club "no fags allowed"
  24. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    i have a special place in my ass for act 2 inferno, so that's probably why I hate it. I love Act 1 and Act 5, and some of 3.
  25. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    That was what I was getting at. Preferably someone very active on the forum who plays a good deal.
  26. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Has anyone here purchased those adjustable dumbbells that go up to like 90 pounds or whatever and are $300 each? Can't remember the brand. It would essentially cost me $600 for the pair (I would like for benching). Just curious on the build quality and ease of use.
  27. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    The question becomes how attached you guys are to the ReR tag? I mean, does anyone know who the leader actually is besides their in-game name?
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Or the dudes in clan chat that keep going "help me pls pls pls" that I am fairly certain aren't part of the boards.
  29. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Wasn't MGSV like $10 more for the PS4?
  30. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    At this point I'd just be happy if they released the boner numbers
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    fuckin beta
  32. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Should've just said "I didn't order double meat." Worst case they made you a new sandwich.
  33. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Could be old news, first time I've seen them
  34. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    so it can play all the old games but can you tell it to turn on your tv? point xboner
  35. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Get the fuckin vegetables off there and replace with more meat and cheese I say
  36. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Everybody hates act 2 I think, just be glad you didn't have to play Act 2 Inferno
  37. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    That would be a dream come true. I have so many PS2 games collecting dust that I wouldn't mind firing up.
  38. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I like when my drops have +80 exp per kill. THANKS