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  1. Noodleface

    Survivor

    Maybe I'm the weird one.. I mean, I have to be, right? But if I were ever told I was going to be on Survivor.. wait, fuck that.. if I were ever to put in an application for Survivor I WOULD LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SWIM. I don't care if you're black, white, whatever, there is no excuse for someone...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm personally awaiting the day that my wife adopts the family haircut. Her mother, grandmother, and all of her aunts have the exact same haircut. Short, parted, and stupid looking. My wife is literally the only female in the family with long hair. I know it's coming. I just know it.
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    Dark Souls 2

    If you go to a bonfire doesn't it have an option "light torch"? I haven't used my torch at all, so I'm not sure. I feel like it's not needed :\
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm trying to visualize your description and I literally cannot visualize it at all. Can you draw something up in paint?
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    Dark Souls 2

    Rerolled a warrior and didn't join hard mode covenant. Game feels easy mode. Well, until I got to that big knight thing that is dropped from a bird or whatever. That guy promptly fucked me up.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Watched so much shit on theync.com to definitely confirm that is real as shit.
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    Home buying thread

    Good things for me to note. I will say, having a friend as a buying agent has worked out really well. Maybe I'm blind to a lot of stuff, but he was really useful. We would walk into some houses and he would "nope" immediately. He knew what we wanted and even talked us out of a house that was...
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    Home buying thread

    I don't expect anything bad to show up as it was completely gutted, but I guess you never know! Shit has been seriously stressful these last few days. I just noticed my face broke out all over the place too and I think I see some additional greys on my head.
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    Home buying thread

    Whatever they make on commission wouldn't be your concern. Ultimately selling the house already has the commission worked into the final price, so really the seller is the one hurting your agent. If the agent is ok with that then I wouldn't care, but it really shouldn't involve you. As for...
  10. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Yeah I did the tutorial. I might reroll anyways because I hit "x" on character creation before even setting up my character beyond Deprived class. It would take me 4 minutes to catch up to where I am anyways.
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    Dark Souls 2

    She's in the house on a table with a door you can just open. Was wondering if I just sucked or if those three little pigs were raping anyone else.
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    Dark Souls 2

    Yeah usually I order from Amazon because I work everyday and it's easier, but if it's a game I definitely want as soon as I'm home I go local.
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    Dark Souls 2

    Not to give you false hope but sometimes in adverse conditions or otherwise heavy mail days, they will give all the packages to another person who will only deliver packages. Source: My wife is a mail carrier for USPS.
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    Dark Souls 2

    I think when I joined it it was at the top of a hill and you talked to a statue or something to join it. For all I know I joined an easy mode covenant and I just suck even worse than I thought.
  15. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Thanks bros. I'd bring my noob questions to the D3 official forums but it is a cesspool.
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    Home buying thread

    Just a small update, they accepted our offer! Actually, our agent was able to talk them down to $265k from our high of $270k. I originally thought an investment place owned the house and flipped it, but I guess it was a regular homeowner who remodeled it. When our agent told him "our story"...
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Does anyone have a good stat priority for barb? Just in general.
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    Dark Souls 2

    The moment when I ran into the room, saw Capra Demon and somehow killed him with one shot was something I doubt I'll experience in any other series of games. Literally shot off my couch screaming "YEAHH!!!" and my wife had a wtf look.
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    Dark Souls 2

    It could be.. with a broken as fuck short sword it takes me about 6-8 light swings to kill those dudes in the forest (at the beginning). Not sure how they are without that covenant as that's all I know.
  20. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    But where do whores go?!
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    Dark Souls 2

    That would explain some things..
  22. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    So I think I did join that covenant that makes the game harder. What exactly does it do?
  23. Noodleface

    Becoming a Youtuber

    Dude you want to know how to be a youtuber? Go to the video thread and watch all of Waffles videos he's been posting. Don't do any of what he does. Even the looks.
  24. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I was never more happy than the moment I laid my eyes on a broken short sword. I have the pre-order weapon pack. Not sure if all starting classes are like this, but you need to put some time into levelling before you can even equip one of the shields, the weapons take even longer.Just...
  25. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I suck so bad at this game. Been dying so much. Played a Deprived and joined some Covenant at the top of the town that said it was for masochists. Healths been sitting at around 50% because I die so often. Barely made a dent in progress. Only played for 2 hours.. I fucking love it.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Theoretically yes they could, but I have no idea how difficult it might be
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    Dark Souls 2

    See ya In a month and a half penis head
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    Dark Souls 2

    time to die
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I indeed got a legendary on my Diablo kill
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I just put in a clan invite request
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    Dark Souls 2

    plz. I actually hate mountain dew but code red is my favorite soft drink of all time. I lied, I like diet mtn dew second. Does this make me some sort of leper? Edit: I could buy coffee if I enjoyed the taste of goat ballsack dipped in fecal matter. I don't in case you were wondering.
  32. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Ragged like they have burrs or something? You could probably file that but I think with just breaking in the guitar over the course of a year it will minimize. Are you still playing brand new guitars and returning them?
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I didn't believe him anyways, he's fat and a piece of shit. He was probably cooking the bird for all I know.
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    Dark Souls 2

    It's not par for the course for them, it's never happened to me. THat said, it has happened to others (PS4 I remember).
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    Home buying thread

    Yeah was just on the phone with my agent. We had put in a clause about raising the purchase price and using the extra as closing costs but I guess the seller didn't like that. Had to spend some time moving a large amount of money around to satisfy this goddamn son of a bitch. My head feels like...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I think you missed all his posts where he was talking about hiw multiple high-end computers and all that
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    Computer Issues

    It takes about 30 seconds. Then whatever installation the system does
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    Home buying thread

    Jeez lindz moving faster than me almost
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    No I was serious, sort of. I heard some guy on the radio said he killed 3 birds in his house because he was cooking food on Teflon. I figured he was just vastly misinformed and I wanted to see if there was any credence to his story haha.
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    Sean complaint box

    We got some 64GB DIMMs in at work (not SSD but close enough) that are around $1500/DIMM for our servers