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  1. Noodleface

    Survivor

    Can I just say, those dreads look fucking horrible. She looks like a walking pile of rubbish. I'd still slam her pussy, but I'd only be 75% into it.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    It had BBQ sauce, it might've had an onion ring but it was so long ago I can't really remember. It probably did.
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    FFX would've been great if Tidus wasn't such a whiny fucking little bitch. I don't know any other accurate way to describe him.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I've found the best way to make builds is to check out the armory of other players that you think might be good and work around what they've done. It's not like back in WoW where you would have the ultimate Mortal Strike build that everyone used. You tailor your build to your play style and gear...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    7 months
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    The F*** Cancer Thread

    Grandmother received her last rites last night. Family gathered at her house for awhile, each person getting to visit for a short time. Funny stories were told, several people were hammered. I left around 10PM and my grandmother died around 2AM. Cancer sucks, but she was given a couple months...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I kind of want one of those seats, but then I feel like I wouldn't be able to shit anywhere except that one toilet in my house. And when people came over I'd have to explain it every time with visual instructions
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be fair like 95% of the things I do with my wife are some sort of attempts to get my dick wet. "Put cereal in her container for breakfast at work... she might remember this tonight"
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    That's the blizzard way.. always nerf the one rather than increase the many
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I used to work at Burger King like 15 years ago and we had this thing called a Rodeo Burger. I guess it existed on the menu at one point, but then it dropped. We would still make it if people asked. Now it's back on I think. It was just weird. Like... why don't you just put it back on the menu...
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't even remember Tarrant's post. I had sigs turned off or like 8 months and didn't even remember I had it.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    My wife has a virtual boy in her childhood home (2, actually). It is the most uncomfortable piece of shit ever to play.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I went on a cruise for my honeymoon and the ship had a Guy (Fieri) Burger Joint. It was unlimited burgers, for free, all day erry day (well, until like 6 pm I think). Never in my life have I had so many cheeseburgers. They were fucking delicious. Might've been because they were free.
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    tbh i'd suck a penis if it were covered in gravy
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're goddamn right you aren't, you have actual D's.
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Eyashusa just laid his sword at your feet. Not something to be taken lightly. He didn't even ask for nudes, at least not verbally.
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    Home buying thread

    Looks like they accepted our letters.. won't stop them from requesting more retarded information I'm sure. One of the letters I had to write was the name of my position at an old job. The letter read: "To whom it may concern, My position at XXXX was YYYY. Best Regards, Andrew"
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I totally just realized Pyros is still rocking the custom title I asked mods to give him
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    You TP from COTA and exit the game, when you hit resume you have a TP up in the town back into the dungeon, this way you don't have to wait the 10 seconds
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I hate Red Robin. My family is in love with that place and I just don't see it.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    If you TP to town you don't have to wait 10 seconds
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I assume most women that go to get into shape and find a new dick to ride are not getting much attention at home so they seek it elsewhere. We all have an innate desire to be wanted.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    COTA runs are boring as shit to level in. It made it even worse when I realized I had been doing it on "normal" for an hour............................................ >_>
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    Dark Souls 2

    Basically how I did it too, unintentionally.
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    Home buying thread

    Sent off our letters, hopefully it's good enough as I don't feel like continually writing letters to the bank. Got our home inspection coming up on Saturday. Really hoping everything goes well. Roof looked good to us, but I don't know much about that stuff. Be careful with roof leaks. My...
  26. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    How can a fast food place fuck up fries.. almost like if they came out with some fag name like satisfries or something
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It's an intermingling of the two, before it was mostly hardware.
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    Looking for a computer program that can find and edit text in multiple files

    Can you program? This sounds like something that can be done relatively easily through Python
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or even worse if someone is able to google those pics and find her facebook or other info.
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    I want to pick it up, but I know it will stay shelved for so long that I might as well wait for a price drop. Haven't even touched LR since the first week it came out.
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok you don't look like a man-child, at least not what I had envisioned.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    you forgot animal style you goddamn filthy casual
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    The Fast Food Thread

    It's for people to feel special about something in their stupid lives. Same thing as Chipotle. I go to Wendy's, I want the burger with the highest meat to bread ratio. Don't fuck with me, mr. drive-thru guy.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I definitely picture him as a man-child. Can we have his picture reposted to confirm?
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    Dark Souls 2

    Someone did it.. spoilers obviously: Dark Souls 2 SL1 completed [Spoilers] : onebros
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    Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year!

    His stories are so deliciously full of fail that I can't imagine my life without them in it.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I'll probably do this. You don't need to unlock difficulties on a new character so I have no desire to play through the game yet again.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    What's the stat priority in general for WD? Everything is blocked at work.
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    Dark Souls 2

    Circling any "smaller" boss seems to be the best strategy I've found.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The fact that it's still selling relatively well after that mess is either a testament to how good it is, or to how little the average consumer pays attention. I can't figure it out. I've never played one so I don't know.