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I had this game. Pretty fuckin weird game. Hipster shit will bring it back.

Dude hates his fuckin turtle. Lifelong friends and this is the thanks he gets?

I'm something of a turtle expert too. I used to catch bullfrogs at the local pond all the time, but occasionally you'd catch an elusive turtle and feel like motherfucking Rocky coming home with that little shit. I had a large snapping turtle I caught and I fed him sliced deli meats as his only...

I usually don't tell anyone. I get strange looks when I say "I don't like beer", or "I don't like [insert something someone likes that everyone else also likes]". I do tell my wife constantly so she'll stop nagging me about eating stupid shit that I hate.

FUCK THIS SHIT

We're zeroing in on these two brand new homes. My wife has a problem with the small yard and I don't. I told her one of us will have to compromise (most likely me, I am betting). She keeps telling me "but one day I want a pool", so let's not buy a home because one day we want a pool. Eh, fuckin'...

Wait one goddamn motherfucking second. Ok, you can throw me in with Tarrant.. I brought that shit upon myself. But with Optimus Prime as my motherfucking witness, I did not join a dick contest with Camerous to later be thrown into the same pool as GoblinCock. I earned my right to never be...

Man, it's amazing how accurate the fishing anecdote is, hahaha.

Yeah Tarrant is official though.. he got like, tested or something at a college. I'm just a regular ol' non-test fagmunch

stupid joke anyways

Actually I can eat raw onions in a salad. I can't eat that shit cooked. I'm a super taster but I think it comes down to texture. GOD I AM SUCH A FAG

The brady's had a goddamn live-in house keeper. Fuckin family was probably pumping out crystal faster than a meth factory underneath a laundry facility.

Will he allow you to write rerolled on his supple nude body?

A lot of people cheat for a variety of reasons. To be fair we really don't have her side of the story. That said, I hate cheaters and think if you're planning on cheating you might as well break it off first.

I have this thing with onions, I can't eat them. Like.. I enjoy the smell and flavor of onions, but I can't wrap my head around eating any. It makes me gag if I bite into a piece of onion on anything. Bros. What do I do? I'm certain at this point it is solely a mental problem.

I like what PewDiePie does in terms of charity. Other than that, he is annoying as all fuck. If you can monetize this, good for you. I gravitate towards the funnier people that aren't annoying to me. I enjoy Husky, boogie2988, and that's about it. AngryJoe and PewDiePie can fuck right off...

Dudes making $130k/year, he can slay as much pussy as he wants. Tell him to rip it up.

I'm leaning toward "black dick sucking terrible" because it was supposed to be a launch title and was changed last minute. Never bodes well for the company. I have a feeling they took as much dick sucking out of it they could but it won't be good.

I would never want to play Dark Souls with a KB/M. The game is just not really designed for that.

I think the judge said something like it would pave the way for kids to sue their parents for an xbox or other small stuff. Called her out for what she was, a dumb kid. I'd dump my load in her vagina.

I can only provide my own spin on the roommate thing. I had a great friend who I leased an apartment with. We laid some ground rules, had our own spaces, etc. Within 3 goddamn weeks shit was going sour. I said I didn't want cats, he agreed - then his door is always closed and I see pictures of...

Duuuude. Morgan's tittys just went ahead of RC for me. Jesus christ never in my life have I wanted to see an untied bikini fall off in my life. I might actually watch this season just for that. Everyone else is fucking retarded, except for Horse Trainer guy. I actually am rooting for him...

Watch Dogs is going to suck a big, black dick. Calling it right now, throw it in your sigs, throw cash on the table, whatever. Game is going to be a $60 doorstop.

I switched my shipping options around and it seemed to go to release day shipping like Vaclav or whoever said. It was weird and made no fucking sense. Originally said I would get it on 3/13 but now it says 3/11 even though I have two-day shipping selected.

This is the craziest movie I've ever seen

Even better he'll have sex with his bro.

Don't let a friend live with you unless you don't want to be friends anymore. I learned that shitty lesson 2 years ago.

Physically here, mentally away

Hold the phone. Hold theMOTHERFUCKIN PHONE. Are you the dude that made that strange as shit middle name or whatever? And you got that tattoo? And you did the car thing? And you have a jurassic park truck? Dude...

I can agree with you on Castle..sort of. The plot from that show gets a little tired after a few episodes, but I enjoy looking at Kate so there's that. His daughter annoys the everloving fuck out of me. I have a good gaming PC but I still prefer console gaming lately. After sitting on a...

Dudes seriously shut the fuck up have you even played the xboner and seriously tittiesfall is going to turn it around

I don't think so but I think the current chosen nomenclature is STI. New age hippie shit.

Never had it even though there is one close by, but people really seem to love it. If your only choice was that place or Subawy, I hear it's 1000x better.

Right now it's like we're backseat-gaming while Onoes is the dude with the controller playing the game. We see all the shit he's doing but he won't listen to us.. just waiting for our turn to play the game for him. "Let me just help you with this level bro." The good thing is you got your...

I guess more specifically, they used to do $0.01 release day shipping - is that long gone?

Maybe I'm retarded but is there a way to get release day shipping on this from Amazon? I thought they used to do that.

Man I used twitch like the first week I got my PS4 and never bothered again. Do people still even use that feature?

y u no use Ammot bros EQ settings

I have a hard time remembering freshman year of highschool, filled with the hazy smoke of weed, but I think I remember that PS2 was extremely hard to find for a very long time. I ended up buying one way after launch because I couldn't get my hands on one. All anecdotal anyways. IIRC I bought the...

Duppin I don't want to state the obvious but have you upgraded to the block letter 5150 router yet?