Does your shower have one of those shower head on a hose things? Set your cell phone to vibrate mode? Any carrots or cucumbers in the fridge? Plenty of toys around the house if you use your imagination.
The coins are the same for all timewalking vendors. Just do 1 on any week it is being run. First end boss drops quest item to turn in for 500 coins. Save them for whatever.
Don't "offer" to get fixed, just go in and do it. If you think there's a chance in hell you want more kids put some baby batter on ice before you do it.
Could also put it on USA. Johnny has 2 lives. In one life he has a wife, a family, and a career. Then one day driving home he sees her, the whore of his dreams. A spiral of sex, shame, and depravity awaits. Mr. Ro-Butt.
As a lock it was a fucking nightmare trying to get guildies to help with flagging and rep groups for keys and all that shit. When I got to KZ and saw the ring quests were yet another rep grind it took all the fun out of the game for me. I did farm the hell out of all that later, though. Got all...
I skipped most of BC due to the flagging and rep grinds. Did KZ once or twice and noped the fuck on out of there. Came back at the end for WOLK. Got a toon maxed, then quit again until they added derpfinder. Played pretty steadily through cata and mop. Took a 6 month break last year after last...
It's like trying to juggle a dozen sacks of cats. You can go the tradeskill route. The questing route. The gathering route. The grinding route. You have stables. Workers. Pets. Gear. And just because it's a fucking asian mmo you have your own blackface Navi.