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  1. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Way to stick it to the man SHIIIIIIT
  2. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I tried yoga once.. never felt so ashamed to be a man in my life
  3. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    That's retarded sir
  4. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    This guy straight up does not give a fuck, absolutely hilarious.
  5. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Mr. Adebisi.. I was worried. I am glad you were not savagely beaten in the midst of a race riot by monkeys.
  6. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    When I run the store (large supermarket) at night and close, I'm supposed to look for shoplifters. Our instructions clearly say "do not profile racially, sexually, etc". Of course you get those sketchy dudes you just follow knowing they're up to something, but more often than not I'll keep an...
  7. Noodleface

    The Theism Thread

  8. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    I already said she was chunky before, I think she's got it. I think you are stalking me at this point, I will not assault you though because then you are legally obligated to shoot me.
  9. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Have the Trayvon protesters made any sort of point yet, or is their cause just making them look more and more like the scumbags they are? I was watching some of them on the news today - attacking white people is going to send no message except we also wish you all went back to Africa, follow...
  10. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Do you still lose your metal card if you like Trivium? I always had blind hatred for them and can't remember why, but i downloaded their catalog after being hit by a few of their songs on Pandora and I'm liking a lot of it. Some of their stuff sucks, and In Waves is a terrible album, but their...
  11. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Even better is the fact that in a week no one will care about these monkeys. Why are black people always the first to turn things into some race battle? YOU WERE SLAVES 6 MILLION YEARS AGO, GET OVER IT. YOU'RE FREE NOW, EXCEPT like 78% OF YOU CHOOSE TO GO TO PRISON AND BECOME SLAVES AGAIN.
  12. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    hodj still fighting the good fight i see
  13. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    You could cut 500 calories per day from your maintenance calories and lose 1 pound per week but the problem with excessively fat people is they've essentially trained their bodies to crave more food than their maintenance calories. It's easy for me to say "well, your maintenance is 2000 calories...
  14. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    I think soon I'll be in this thread, by my calculations my fiance is -6 months pregnant.
  15. Noodleface

    RL Picture Thread

    He's nerdy as fuck and literally the most immature person I've ever met in my life. He's 18 now or whatever and has the mental maturity of a 12 year-old. His voice just broke last week. We told him to wear that shield and he had no idea what it was, we told him just a badass frog.
  16. Noodleface

    Gaming on Linux for n00bs

    1) Pretty sure you don't need to buy the games again. 2) You'll get the most support probably on more popular variants like Ubuntu, Mint, Debian. I imagine any can be used as they are open source. You'll need to look up graphics card and sound card support to make sure that they work and are...
  17. Noodleface

    RL Picture Thread

    That's my future brother in law and at the time was 16.. so, no. The one with the jeans-turned-capris is my real brother and was blackout drunk, way beyond where I was. We had no idea all night what he was doing. He kept going up to random dudes and going "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" and then quoting...
  18. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Actually to be fair I said do interval training and work himself up to HIIT and also said changing his diet would drastically change his weight. Know your body, don't destroy your joints. Besides, I don't think a 280 lb guy is going to be doing much in terms of true HIIT. Fiance weighed...
  19. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    If you go hard no the weights you can lose a lot of poundage, but most people just go through the motions and don't accomplish much. I would at least do some interval training man, work your way up to some HIIT and also include weights. At 286 if you eat right you'll slim down in no time.
  20. Noodleface

    RL Picture Thread

    This is the best I got. I'm the guy in the middle. Drunk off my ass at the Skyrim midnight release and there was a huge line of people. I ran up and down the line screaming Oblivion quotes. Don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
  21. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Thread had some great discussions but unfortunately there are a few trolls and a few people that can't help but take the bait and argue back and forth. I believe if you look into this issue, Draegan, you may find the answers you are looking for. It wouldn't be hard to uncover what's wrong.
  22. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    It's been since October and it might have been closer to 30-40 pounds I'd say. So whatever that is. She wasn't fat, but she was chunky and headed in a bad direction. She eats more on days we run because of the way the app works. It adds up food as you input it and also if you enter exercise...
  23. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    She puts in the exercise but she needs something for work. It's very difficult to gauge, especially with varying routes. Will heart rate monitors allow her to see how many calories she burned or will I need to dig into my numerical analysis textbooks and do some Jacobian matrix math?
  24. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    She was 130 before and was chunky, I fear it will get worse. I can basically just eat meat and be happy as a pig in shit but for whatever reason the woman needs to eat chocolate by the pound. She doesn't have an eating disorder or body/muscle dysmorphia, lol. She's retarded. She's following...
  25. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I was basically looking for some proof of this. She has used the app (myFitnessPal or something) for 6 months and has lost a lot of weight, so she swears by it. I've told her "look, I am pretty sure you are at a threshhold that you aren't supposed to go below ever to function." I thought I read...
  26. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Disagree. Was commenting on his avatar solely, not getting into your shitfest faggot.
  27. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Tough to take Tuco serious with that avatar, I grew accustomed to fearing the fist of justice and not gay dude.
  28. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    We actually run a few miles every other night, and her job is like 75% walking (mail carrier). So figure she's walking around with a 35-45 pound bag for 6 hours or more per day.
  29. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Does anyone have a rough estimate what the lowest calories you should go for men and women (they are different) are? I ask because as my fiance has been losing a lot of weight, her caloric goal according to our app has gone down to and stayed at 1200. At 1200 you're basically not eating...
  30. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    So what you're saying is Zimmerman is lucky he didn't get crit or get a crushing blow (luckily his defense was capped).
  31. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    What is the death threshold before you are allowed to shoot then? Do you have to be like 85% dead before you can unload deadly force? 99%?
  32. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    I must've missed that part of the trial where Zimmerman attempted to subdue Trayvon and then employed deadly force. Oh that's right, he didn't. The only deadly force came when it was forced by Trayvon's immature hand. Should he have acted more responsibly? Of course, he killed a kid. I don't...
  33. Noodleface

    ReRolled Minecraft Server III

    Never played this game.. might buy it.. not sure why I waited so long.
  34. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Don't rustle chaos' skittles
  35. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Yeah, fuck this assfucking fuckhead!
  36. Noodleface

    Having an existential crisis

    This thread is causing me to have an existential crisis. Or an aneurysm. Probably an aneurysm.
  37. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    @Gunzo
  38. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    If he's really shitposting, he'll get Ned Starked.. I have faith.
  39. Noodleface

    The Beer Thread

    They're big beer drinkers (daily), but they drink shit-tier beer I'd be guessing. The reasoning is sound, but I'm not sure if they'd like the hardcore stuff like you said. They definitely wouldn't follow the infograph posted above.
  40. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Would it be comical if Zimzam went out, a black guy attacked him, and he killed him again in self-defense? It could be like a running joke "oh come on man, I only killed 3 black kids this week"