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  1. Noodleface

    Great Audiobooks

    It's worth it to hear him writhe in pleasure as a man licks his vagina.
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    Family Car

    My Honda Accord is big, roomy, and good on gas. Might appease you both as it's a car so it's not massive, but your wife will find it "big". It's humongous compared to my fiance's civic.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'm still a little sour that HD-DVD's didn't catch on
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    1-3 months might be stretching it. You can easily max out before the month is over
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    Great Audiobooks

    Listened to Roy Dotrice read a Storm of Swords and a Feast for Crows. He's absolutely masterful in Storm of Swords. He gives little voices to everyone and you start to recognize each character before he says their name. Little disturbing on the sex scenes when he portrays women having orgasms...
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    The help finding products thread

    When we first got my dog, it pissed all over our living room. I bought a carpet cleaner (Hoover Steamvac FWIW, pretty good!) and it helped with a lot of the smell, but not all of the smell. When she has accidents now we use that Nature's Miracle stuff and it works great. There's still a smell of...
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    Drug test for a job. Little worried

    Put on your big boy pants and stop taking narcotics while you drink and are trying to land a job.
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    How do you prefer your steak?

    I wonder if he's confusing rare and raw in his hamburger post because he said he was eating pinches before they cook it. That's just fucked up dude.
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    How do you prefer your steak?

    I've seen a lot of people in the travel forum have gone to Japan and some have lived there
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    How do you prefer your steak?

    On this topic, anyone have Kobe steak before? I'm curious if the price is worth the hype?
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    We should start our own hardware blog.

    This is the same guy that argued with us that his blu ray component cables gave the same picture as our Hdmi cable. Argued for hours despite the night and day difference.
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    how pig your benis?

    Dude.... Dude.
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    how pig your benis?

    Was going to come up with a cool quip, then I remembered everyone has seen it.
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    We should start our own hardware blog.

    To the average human being they believe there is magic between the two connecting ends of the wire. Whatever goes on between those 6-24 feet of wiring is beyond them, for all they know there is magic dust performing miracles. The gold just makes it so the magic happens faster, more clear, and...
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    How do you prefer your steak?

    I used to eat mine well done like my family as well, never could understand why someone would want anything less. I was a kid brought up in that environment. One day I ordered a burger at some higher-end restaurant and forgot to tell them "well done", so it came out medium rare. At first I was...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I have that itch to play this again.. logged into my account to realize I never cancelled my yearly subscription that I got to get into the beta + D3, oh well. Might as well get some moneys worth.
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    Trying really hard not to fuck anyone or get them fired but...

    I think this thread went exactly the way OP had hoped.
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    World War Z

    If the film was rated R he would've just kept screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR SEAT OR YOURE GOING TO DIE YOU LITTLE ANGSTY BITCH", but that wouldn't have been nice.
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    White House Down

    I can't believe anyone would willingly go see this
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    What's the story behind your Rerolled name?

    When I played D2 I had a bitch of a time finding a name that was allowed, they all seemed to be taken. I said "fuck it" and just typed in Noodleface out of anger. I then played Noodleface the bowazon for glory for months. I didn't use it for awhile, but now it's the name I use in every game...
  21. Noodleface

    How do you prefer your steak?

    I usually go mid-rare. I don't trust other humans to go below that. My whole family eats them well done+1, can't stand cooking like that. They always complain that I burnt it.
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    DOTA 2

    I decided to give it another whirl, found myself playing for hours haha. I tried skeleton king and I just don't like him. Went back to clockwerk and just really enjoy playing him, no idea if he's even any good but I find his mechanics interesting. Had a game where one dude on voice chat...
  23. Noodleface

    Most recognized brand from each of the 50 states

    Gillette... hmm............................................... ............................................. HMMMM.............HMMMM Not sure I agree, but I guess.
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    Under the Dome-CBS

    I'd honestly be surprised if they didn't change it. Never seen my fiance rage so hard.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I enjoy it, I just question its longevity. One of the things that FFXI had going for it was it took forever to level and by the time NA's got to endgame there was quite a bit to do. I'm eagerly awaiting for them to open the beta up to full-week play as I'm very busy on weekends.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Perhaps we'll just play the song. I have a feeling it will be a wild party anyways.. open bar and younger crowd.
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    DOTA 2

    Like I said I tried it when DOTA1 first hit the scene, my whole guild was playing it on off-hours from raiding. I never loved it. I read the guides because when I tried LOL I just opened the game, joined a game, and got berated for the entire duration. That was really fun!!!! No wonder I...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I guess she's attractive, I can't say if she's hot because I find her disgusting and retarded but she's had guys fawning for her for the entirety of her life. She's got the wits of a Frey girl with the looks of Sansa Stark.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Are there any good places to find recipes for various sauces? Kind of a vague question. For instance, we used to love the sauce they used on the Garlic Chicken con Broccoli from Olive Garden, but they took it off the menu. I've tried a few recipes online, but it made me wonder about making...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    No, my sister is retarded in a sense though. She once smashed her iPhone 5 on the ground and then threw it in a nearby lake because my brother told her the CIA was listening to her calls (before the whole NSA thing). She's that type of person. As I write this post now I question the idea of...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    haha, not a bad idea
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yep that's me.
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    We should start our own hardware blog.

    Man... reading that... my parents would totally buy those cables for that reason. That's some smart-ass marketing. I'll review all dragon dildos
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    I remember Dragon Warrior from the NES. I think I was like 5 when it came out. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but at the last boss/area, didn't they give you a choice to join him or fight him? Being a badass little 5 year old I think I chose to join him and the game just ended dead right on the spot.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Random-ass question. I'm getting married in August. A lot of the guests watch the show pretty religiously (me included, obviously). The place we're getting married in has the main floor and then you can go upstairs and it's a 360 degree balcony around the room looking down onto the main...
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    Under the Dome-CBS

    I won't say why.. but the reason the Dome is there is absolute horse shit if it follows the book
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    DOTA 2

    I read a lot of guides. Watches a bunch of videos. Looked at builds. When I played I just had trouble getting into it, if there's no immediate hook then that's really it.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Just read the books if you need your fix, game sucks lol
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    It didn't really dramatically change the core mechanic there. You gained TP a bit faster, that was it. It was shitty in every sense of the word "shitty". Even as a BLM I would do a drain/mana leach (aspid? something?), sit for a second while they set up the skillchain, cast my MB and switch to...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Got a little thing on Facebook saying this will be released feb 14th or shit... So there's that