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  1. Noodleface

    Juice-tice for CarpiSun

    Has capri sun employed a better method of delivery, or do I still need to jab a straw through some foil that may or may not break and may or may not spray juice everywhere upon penetration?
  2. Noodleface

    Human Head Transplants Are A'Comin...

    The North remembers!
  3. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Well at least she only gets paid $190,000 a year
  4. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    One thing I can add at the moment is watch your clipping, it feels like that sound byte clips a lot so I would watch your levels. I don't know if the song is a cover or original, but it sounds like you're getting the idea pretty good.
  5. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    I bet black people were happy to see a white person on trial though. This current trial screams racial tension and I am worried it it's going to get bad. I mean I can watch it from the comfort of my TV drinking a Pepsi, but I'm still worried.
  6. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    For all intents and purposes, all of us are on the same level here - unprofessional guitar diddlers. I would suggest showing it for the sake of constructive criticism.. but that's just me. When I started guitar at 13 - my dad played and got me into it - I wouldn't play in front of anyone...
  7. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    That song was so good.. I was really worried they would suck considering how a lot of bands have turned out, but it really has that classic Carcass sound to it. Link down though
  8. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    I still think there will be riots.. and I'm a little worried about it even though I live in MA.
  9. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Wasn't there a guy that was being pinned with rape or something and was found innocent, he sued and got some money. Think he later killed himself because of it though.
  10. Noodleface

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    I wouldn't have minded FF13-series if they got rid of auto-attack. I know you can manually do stuff, but the way the battle system was setup you felt extremely slow if you did that.
  11. Noodleface

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    Yeah this game is gonna suck hard, I'm just calling it now. Lightning was never intriguing and FF13 and 13-2 sucked pretty hard. Here's to hoping 15 is good.
  12. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Even worse
  13. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    I don't even want to know what's on German TV. I have a feeling there's a channel dedicated to pooping into peoples mouths.
  14. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Same thing with the Jodi Arias case. It was a murder trial, that's it. That shit happens everyday, yet they forcefeed these high-profile trials down our throats for some reason. It's pretty dumb. I think back and I remember when the OJ trial was on. My mom worked as a babysitter and watched...
  15. Noodleface

    Justice for Zimmerman

    The media will do anything for viewers and ratings is right, the only thing you can do to stop it is to not watch it.
  16. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    Even if he gets cleared of all charges, chimpout 2013 will make sure hes dead by the end of the fortnight.
  17. Noodleface

    We should start our own hardware blog.

    I would trust a review by names like "fucker" and "PigBenis", etc.
  18. Noodleface

    Trying really hard not to fuck anyone or get them fired but...

    Varies here depending on the neighborhood. Our store has the razorblades in this case that customers can open but when they do it makes a loud beeping noise, and if it is held open for more than 15 seconds it sounds like an alarm. Seriously not making that up. The baby food dispenses one can of...
  19. Noodleface

    Trying really hard not to fuck anyone or get them fired but...

    Varies here depending on the neighborhood. Our store has the razorblades in this case that customers can open but when they do it makes a loud beeping noise, and if it is held open for more than 15 seconds it sounds like an alarm. Seriously not making that up. The baby food dispenses one can of...
  20. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    While you may disagree with my half-hearted racist rants, I at least try to provide some insight in this thread. We all were noobs, and unfortunately for some of us there wasn't an internet when we were noobs. I used to get my information hanging around music stores, going to shows, and...
  21. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Logged in last night and spent some time configuring my UI back to what it was (just ElvUI and Skada - try to run pretty minimal). Can't decide what class to play next. I've got 90 DK, 81 Lock, 71 Paladin, 70 Warrior, 65 Shaman, 50 Druid, 85 Hunter, 75 Monk, can't remember the rest. Might do...
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Never thought to trade a JBC much like I would trade an SOJ.
  23. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    Guys I had a bad nightmare and haven't been following this thread since yesterday. I dreamed that a pack of monkeys were raping my girlfriend and forcing me to listen to their jungle music. Did chimpout 2013 happen or was I just dreaming? One of those realistic dreams I fear.
  24. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    My Asus laptop has had a myriad of problems with various components, but I've been able to fix everything pretty easily. If it wasn't able to play games so well I'd probably hate the company. I wish they would spend a little more money on QA though.
  25. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    We live in America, it was Rise of the Zilart! Just kidding. I remember, and I would be pissed if I had to play FFXI with just BLM, WHM, MNK, WAR, THF, and RDM. Although, the 3 classes I had at 75 were all starting jobs (BLM, WHM, WAR).
  26. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    StoiCynic the best and most innovative thing about both FFXI and FFXIV is the class system. Being able to switch jobs on the fly so you only need one character is the single greatest ideology a gaming company has come up with for MMOs. Truly surprised other companies don't use this.
  27. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    People have on rose-tinted glasses when it comes to anything new that isn't WoW. My honest opinion is it is a decent game but it has a lot of things that could go wrong. Let's not forget here that this game was a steaming pile of Vanguard right out of the gate. A lot of people are putting their...
  28. Noodleface

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    In theory they work, in practice I'd be impressed if they actually worked for what the OP wanted. You need a good line of sight, low interference, and great conditions. If all you're looking to do is share files it's way easier to make a free dropbox account that only you two have access to.
  29. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    la la la
  30. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    Doesn't matter.. remember black friday a few years ago? The blacks trampled someone and killed them. Locking the doors wouldn't stop them
  31. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    That chick better watch out, there's monkeys round them parts
  32. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    you can probably still find his old fights on youtube from the street.. and then his glorious 30 second MMA career videos too.
  33. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    Hogan in his prime would body slam Kimbo Slice through a stack of watermelons faster than you could say "Kang nog". Slice is about as shitty of a fighter you can get, so today's Hogan might be a worthy challenge.
  34. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    So he was smoking cigs.. guy was half in the grave already. Who cares? They should change the trial around so they're congratulating Zimmerman and giving high fives and saying "we did it!"
  35. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    I wish they had the option to settle a trial with trial by combat. Kimbo Slice could champion for Trayvon, not sure for Zimmerman.. maybe Hulk Hogan.
  36. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I wonder if Summoner will suck until near max level like in FFXI.. worst design decision ever
  37. Noodleface

    Which type of girlfriend would you prefer?

    I have a B but want to fuck an A once in awhile.
  38. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'll just pretend I was trying to be comical when I said Cecil the dragoon.
  39. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Dragoons were crazy popular because people wanted to be Cecil the Dragoon, thought their armor looked cool, and IIRC they got one of the first multi-hit WS's, Pentathrust. After other classes got their multi-hit WS's there was basically 0 reason to have a Dragoon in a party. They had no utility...
  40. Noodleface

    bart strike

    Guy is fuckin ragin in here