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  1. Noodleface

    Let's talk about sex redux

    Yep wasn't me. The best part was they always make the one down syndrome kid at work do that stuff. So a tard picked up a tards shit. Perfect.
  2. Noodleface

    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    Yeah I mean that dude is setting black people back.. kudos to him for giving up the reward though.
  3. Noodleface

    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    Song is an instant hit.. guaranteed to blow up overnight. Facebook littered with it already.
  4. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Standard is Hatch first in most games, but you can still get by with pool first.
  5. Noodleface

    Let's talk about sex redux

    Well that was basically the whole story anyways. He was mentally challenged. Just plopped down his pants and started shitting against the store (diarrhea). He then ran away full speed laughing and smiling.
  6. Noodleface

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    "And my cock!" - Gimli I sense a LOTR porno
  7. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I made a crockpot lasagna that used cottage cheese instead of ricotta. It came out tasting pretty good but I'm still not sure how I feel about that replacement. Wonder if ricotta would still work. Cottage cheese disgusts me.
  8. Noodleface

    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    Best part about this is no one gives a shit who was rescued, they only care about black man
  9. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    You needed some mawfuckin broodlords in that game it sounds like
  10. Noodleface

    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    Anyone else think he looks like that black dude that was looting liquor during Katrina?
  11. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Having flashbacks of the Sopranos salary debacle.
  12. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Yeah, I mean if I go Roach/Hydra there really isn't a need to put them on separate keys unless I want to go full on Roach up front and Hydras in the back (which I guess isn't a bad idea). It's times when I have Infestors, Broodlords, and other units that I need protected that I really need to...
  13. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    One thing I need to do is better hotkey management.. right now I'm still throwing my army on one keyGotta break the habit. Going to try to follow Ret's keybinds. He is my Hero.
  14. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    fanny wang lol.. why would you ever buy a product nicknamed after an Ass Dick
  15. Noodleface

    Let's talk about sex redux

    Kuriin knows far too much about bookstore glory-holes and the ramifications of them. One day at work (supermarket) we had a driver call up and say he was pulling in with his trailer. So I went out back and he was honking his airhorn like nuts. I opened up the bay and there I see in front of...
  16. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Replays are helpful
  17. Noodleface

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    I shave to reduce wind resistance and achieve maximum thrust velocity. Not sure if I mentioned it, but on the day they released the photos of the suspects and all hell broke loose they locked down our school. Some idiot posted on FB/Twitter that he wanted to meet Suspect #2 in the field at...
  18. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I don't even think it was a slow episode. I think the scene with Joffrey was pretty revealing. I mean, we always knew he was a douche, but we didn't know that he would just kill someone to test out his new toy.
  19. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    After learning the Ret opener I have decided that 98% of zerg use the same opener. I was blind.
  20. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I absolutely hate hate hate when people post something like "Sad to see when I looked this up that it wasn't actually in the book." I thought we were modding against that? Some of us plan on reading and don't need that. My fiance does the same shit while we watch the show. She'll pause it and go...
  21. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Trash talking doesn't matter to me. We're both silver league players, it's not like he did some crazy magic and outsmarted me. He pulled an all-in. I would've been fine with losing and going on my way, but since he wanted to be a bastard about it I just wanted to waste his time a bit. Didn't...
  22. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    This has nothing to do with improvement but I thought it was funny. Some dude 6 pooled me and then went "haha noob", so to counter his bad manners I placed a single extractor in one of the corners of the map. I basically just wanted to waste his time. He ran by it then said "you win noob" and...
  23. Noodleface

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    I'm going to do that shortly.. deciding what type of style I'll go for. Thinking ball-mullet.
  24. Noodleface

    Ender's Game (2013)

    Movie better be good, this book is great
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    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    Did the Walk for Hunger in Boston yesterday, no explosions
  26. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Watching the Ret replays.. he uses a pretty standard opener usually unless he spots something weird. Going to try it out. At 15 he's expanding whereas at 15 I'm going Pool->Gas. I think it has to do with him being much more confident whereas the entire game I'm shitting my pants expecting some...
  27. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Had a couple of good games against some tough (to me) players. I think it's making me step up my game and be a bit more reactive. My first several games of this season were against low bronze one-base players so I wasn't really having to improve. A lot of my counters are shitty and not working...
  28. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I downloaded the OST for FFXI and all of the expansions... instantly upon hearing Mhaura, Zitah and then Jeuno I wanted to re-establish my account. FFXI nostalgia is indeed dangerous.
  29. Noodleface

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    No, I'm not an imbecile.
  30. Noodleface

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    A senior civil engineer at our school got an award at the state house for all of her accomplishments. Some local news channel did a story about how she didn't deserve it because of all the events stemming from our school, needless to say a Facebook shitstorm is brewing. They're also saying...
  31. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Sorry, meant usually haha. That game was weird for me
  32. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Good advice, I will watch some of his stuff. I think the reason my opening sucked was for a few different reasons. I tend to play by the seat of my pants rather than copying builds; clearly evident in my replay. The problem with this is sometimes my opening is great and others is like this. Also...
  33. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Man usually I can look at any naked chick and find something... Sh doesn't do it for me in the least
  34. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Howdidiwin.SC2Replay Going to post a replay, if anyone wants to comment on good/bad. Let me preface it by saying that I won, but I feel if the Protoss was more aggressive I would've lost. If not early, I would've lost if he pushed with his army at the end. Some things I immediately...
  35. Noodleface

    What would you rather?

    70 Years, madd bitches. Would you rather stick a q-tip broken in half (hard end) into your dick hole or get your dick stuck in a drain for 6 hours?
  36. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Correct me if I'm wrong but you had to actually sign up for beta even if you have a legacy account as far as I know. Could be completely wrong.
  37. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I loved Jaime's little speech too. You can tell he had the most noble intentions and had too much personal honor to start spewing off to everyone over the years about why he really did it. He's said it before, but with his last line "My name is Jaime", you can really tell the term Kingslayer...
  38. Noodleface

    Call of Duty : Ghost

    I enjoyed the hell out of Modern Warfare 1... everything after that was rehash and simplification. Only the bros and kids play these games. I can't imagine anyone here plays them seriously.
  39. Noodleface

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Makes sense, thanks.
  40. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Nope I did too