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  1. Noodleface

    Fuck Comcast

    I'm one of those people that isn't afraid to complain, but I can only imagine how many people just pay it without question
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    Fuck Comcast

    When I moved I asked a customer service rep how to do it properly so that it was a smooth transition. She said "what's your new address and date of move?" So I told her my info and she went "OK, you're all set.. and look you get this new promotion with a lower price for the same package you...
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    Hello to everyone...

    you got D tits philip? mind taking some pics with a sharpie between them to prove it? that's all you need to be a mod
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    We pretty much ignore it. Most likely will go out to eat somewhere then bang sloppily for 10 minutes until I map out Hawaii on her back then go to bed. Could be worse.
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    Hello to everyone...

    I will follow Philip23 to the very bowels of the earth. He is a king among men...my king.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't dress up for work often, but when I do I piss my pants. Thought I was the only one...
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    Hangover 3

    First movie tried too hard. I actually thought Andy from the office was the funniest, and that's not saying much because the bar was set real low. Zack Galifinutsack is completely unfunny all the time.. I think the only times I laughed were when he said things like "Classic phil" and mimicked...
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    The Walking Dead

    It showed me that fundamentally I can't wait for Andrea and Carl to be murdered
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Great advice, thanks guys (girls). I don't have a cast-iron yet, but I'm looking into getting one soon. I actually enjoy cooking but I basically do my own thing through experimentation. The first few times I cooked chicken was an abomination but now people really love it. I am a great grill...
  10. Noodleface

    5 Best Games of All Time

    Phantasy Star I Phantasy Star II Phantasy Star III Phantasy Star IV Final Fantasy VI
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    The Walking Dead

    Last night's episode was boring from start to finish, jesus what a let down. If you're coming back from a mid-season break at least have cool shit happen. I wish Andrea and her stupid DUMBASS facial expressions would get killed. When she did her little speech in the town all I could think was...
  12. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Typically I enjoy a tip steak or 10. I didn't know about resting outside of the fridge though, I will try that.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I think as far as the fast 3 go I would rate Wendys > BK > Anything > McD's. With this analysis you can see that I would in fact take a dump in a BK.
  14. Noodleface

    Hello to everyone...

    Welcome Wakandan dick.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm looking for a good way to cook steaks at home (not on the grill). I've been trying to sear them in a pan then finish them in the stove, but even if I marinate them for a very long time, they seem to come out a bit chewy. I usually cook my steaks medium or medium rare, so I'm not terribly...
  16. Noodleface

    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    I'm passed the point where I think woman posters are great because they have boobs and a vagina, but it still rustles my jimmies. I couldn't care less if a poster is a man, woman, sasquatch (ok, well if you're a squatch let's talk), but the lying about it I just don't get. I guess there must be...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Jimmies confirmed rustled. I worked full-time making $10/hr and now making $75k/yr finishing up my degree. I was living on my own as well until I got engaged. Don't give me bullshit like this. Financial aid is available if you look for it, and they give more if you are older and go back to...
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    NEMO COMIN FOR YOU BEANTOWN PUSSIES

    I work 2 jobs (7 days a week) and so does the fianc?. Even if I didn't what if I had some other emergency?
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    NEMO COMIN FOR YOU BEANTOWN PUSSIES

    That was the bullshit reason we were given. Noon on Sunday and we still haven't seen a plow. People can't leave stikk
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I typically am a human being that doesn't often feel their jimmies being rustled; however, there are certain things that rustle them. 1) lousy neighbors. We live in a lower income area. It was one of the few places that allowed dogs and we made shit for money when we moved in. Since moving...
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    NEMO COMIN FOR YOU BEANTOWN PUSSIES

    Got two feet here. Because we live in a private road and our awesome governor banned all driving until 4pm today we didn't get plowed out. Private plows weren't able to operate. My fianc? is a federal employee and had to report to work today. Shit situation. On the plus side, watching a corgi...
  22. Noodleface

    Microwave Cuisine

    My fiance won't allow me to get a deep fryer... urge to kill rising
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    CL Casual Encounters?

    So basically you want a hooker but don't want to cruise skid row. Just so we're on the same page is that what OP is asking?
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    Camelot Unchained MMO

    I would call GW2 successful, I just didn't like it. To me it wasn't worth the $60, but to a large majority it was.
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    Camelot Unchained MMO

    What you're going to get is a game that you play for <1 Month and you all know it. You may not want to hear it, you may not want to believe it, but at your core you know it is true. When I bought into the GW2 hype I lied to myself and told myself "hey I'm casual, this game will last awhile." Two...
  26. Noodleface

    Microwave Cuisine

    I do that a lot, but there are some days when you don't even want to get off the couch and even getting to the microwave exerts any strength you had left in your body.
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    Camelot Unchained MMO

    Come ahhhhnnnn
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    If you don't think pirating is huge (or would be) on consoles think back to what happened with Dreamcast. Sure, there were a lot of problems with the system, but once they cracked the bootloader the system was done. I never bought a single game for the system and had probably 80-100 games.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    How many calories do you burn in a 60, 45, 30, 15, or 2 minute fuck session? Trying to maximize gains while outside of the gym. Let's say my fiance is an amorphous blob and I will be doing 97.3% of the movement.
  30. Noodleface

    Microwave Cuisine

    Dude you are the Emeril of Microwave cuisine over here. Thread title made me laugh. They stopped carrying them around here, but Stouffer's had some Chicken Broccoli sandwich thing.. so good Can't go wrong with Pizza Rolls
  31. Noodleface

    Camelot Unchained MMO

    Not playing any new MMOs until they have been out for a year and deemed worthy. FUCK. It's like the industry is just churning out rubbish after rubbish.. and it's the same people! FUCK THIS SHIT. If people like us didn't buy these heaps of donkey ass these people would have to find new careers...
  32. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Used to love soil work after steel bath suicide was released... Not the same band at all
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    Smartphones

    That's good. I guess I will wait a few weeks and jailbreak it, was worried there was a chance while jailbreaking it I could brick it. Won't OC it lol.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Get ready for optical computing. I can bet the next big thing will be optical..
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I know. The thing is when does that stop being a phone and start being a tablet?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'm still waiting for HD-DVD's to take off
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    Smartphones

    For us tards that have never owned an apple device before... what are the benefits of jailbreaking? Can I brick my phone? What are the chances if so?
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    Taxes / Tax return questions

    Sounds good to me
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    We have their internal roadmap here at work and even that is censored. I do know that they are definitely doing interesting things but if I shared any of it I'm sure I'd be arrested or assassinated.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It's not unbreakably linear, especially as we explore multi-core solutions or perhaps optical computing solutions. Didn't we run into this with the iphone5 where the extra space was needed for the CPU?