So let's find a legal way to do it, then I'll cook you gator multiple ways. Burger, steak, tartar, deep fried gator fingers, grilled with grits, you name it, I'll cook it. You just have to kill it with your bow, or your bare hands and bravado.
I don't believe I've ever seen a team coached so poorly as the Notre Dame team was just now. Every play was a run up the middle. Until they were on 3rd and 5, then they'd throw it. And, miraculously, they got it. And then they ran it every time after that. Crap play calling, crap special teams...
Also, SEC teams getting spanked for not following Covid protocol
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30121854/sources-multiple-sec-schools-lose-conference-revenues-not-following-proper-covid-19-protocols
I did that spice thing with small magnetic canisters with a glass lid, but I did it as part of my backsplash. On the side of a fridge sounds terrible, too high traffic, I'm betting they get knocked off frequently. On the backsplash they never get knocked off.