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AI is still struggling with the fact that humans only have 5 fingers, so of course it'll make a gun with a 30 caliber clip

Hey Chris does your house make any weird chirping noises?

Her pancakes were that good?

My brother made fresh habanero chili and wiped his forehead since he was sweating in the kitchen. Fucker looked like a lobster for the rest of the day.

I've used this recipe, they come out amazing. The baking soda trick really does work.

Nice utilization of humor there!

Oven and Microwave are both surprisingly legit with bacon. I do both, oven just place them on a ridged baking sheet, no need for foil or anything. In microwave I do them on a plate and put paper towels between all the layers.

Lots of classes isn't much of a big deal as long as you don't overtune your content to require specialists. If you make content too hard that it requires a warrior/cleric then of course all the other classes are going to suffer. But if there's enough content or its not so tuned that a group is...

It's plausible. I'm not Karl Pilkington, and you're not Karl Pilkington, so that's two down

You missed an important part of the story, he got some Mozz sticks out of the deal

I'd invade every country in the world too if I had to eat that shit

I bet you love a good turducken you slut Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, further stuffed into a deboned turkey. Outside of the United States and Canada, it is known as a three-bird roast.[citation needed] Gooducken is an English variant,[1]...

I'm not one to judge ones fetishes besides furries of course, but..

Saved by the malfunction

Says the guy with the 300+ dollar rice cooker

Hard to believe, but it looks like European cyclists are more insufferable than American ones

"Next time you go to a restaurant, try this one trick (It's genius)"

Ironically, he worked in the financial crime division

If he's so good at noticing things how come he isn't in the Jew thread!?

That's the spirit, being positive and putting your best foot forward

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!

@RemindMeofThis/Timeframe+10years

I guess it would be appropriate if we cancel the annual Pantheon Kick Ball tournament

My pronouns are they them and I have mild IBS

I'm sure the british could disappoint you

Gluten free had become such a fad that they estimated 2/3rds or more of people buying gluten free products had no gluten intolerance issues. "But it says gluten free! gluten must be bad for you!"

Home fries would like a word

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