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First thing I told my friend when he linked me the story. That was worth a good laugh.

Did anyone catch the alien selfie that was posted to 4chan before it disappeared and the entire thing went down? lol 4chan alien 'selfie' leads to quick take down of site and censorship • r/conspiracy

I felt his ridiculous reaction warranted a likewise ridiculous reply. Is he like 90 years old or what? Waiting for him to yell at us to get off his damn lawn. lol

You should smash that fucking PS4 into pieces and mail them back to jooka in a tiny fucking box. What a salty cunt.

Scan came back clear. That'll be 2 years without the need for some kind of tumor intervention. Feels good man. My hernia repair is going to be a minimum 2-3 month recovery time. Wife's a teacher and we're going on a week vacation to Cape Cod at the end of June. If I have the surgery immediately...

It was worth reading I can say that much.

Pffft a nice tight butthole is better than Jesus.

I haven't posted in a while since things have been going well and things still are but this we've I've got my routine CT scan on Wed. and a follow up scope procedure from my scope test about a month ago on Friday. Doc found some polyps on my ampulla so he has to go in and zap them out which...

Fuck it I'm high as balls. I'd hit it. Maybe get in some frot action.

And these are the people (Hollywood) that we're supposed to take seriously on social issues as well? They prove time and time again how literally retarded they are with everything they touch.

I want to see Alexa Bliss vs. A Dance Pole. It'd definitely be a slobber knocker.

Belated Grats Toe!

You guys didn't have to stop having your civil discussion on vaccines over my link. I was curious if anyone knew how I could awaken my frequency or whatever the fuck is going on there.

Pats fans laughing at Goodell.

As fun as vaccine talk is can we get back to some whacky shit? I need Lumi to break this down. This is a lot to digest. Humans are Waking Up: For First Time in Recorded History, Schumann Resonance Jumping to 36+ • /r/conspiracy Where the fuck do people come up with this stuff?

That was a perfect introduction for him.

So you feel we should load up our son with tylenol instead? Would that have been acceptable to you? Funny how you think OTC meds are without their own risks. There are just as many/more deaths/reactions involving tylenol or OTC cough and cold medicine for children than those teething tabs. But...

Yes because using teething tabs after nothing else helped is so fucking insane. lol

All I can say is those teething tabs were a sanity saver for us with our son. They absolutely worked for us and we never had any issue with side effects.

Christ almighty I feel dirty quoting a lumi post but that "vaccine court" is also 100% funded by tax payer money. I am no anti vaxxer but I do have safety concerns and I really don't appreciate my money being used to pay off injury cases because pharmaceutical companies are exempt and can not be...

Refrigerate? I thought the secret was letting it sit out for a minimum of a week?

Sure HE won't divide us but those faggots will. What fucking immature idiots. Where the hell is Darwin when we need him most?

That or fat ass is a really shitty plumber.

I said the same exact thing to my brother last night. I was watching on my tablet and I did think it was a chic at first...then it talked. haha

I really can't stand that Flash look. Who the fuck thought that hideous abomination looked good? What's with all the bungee cords? That shit is really rustling my jimmies fiercely.

Finn Balor and Nakamura's entrances at Wrestlemania are going to insane.

Yearly scope test tomorrow...and we're going to get blasted by 3-12 inches of snow depending on what weather report you follow. I swear this shit happens to me all the time. I've had some many tests or surgeries where snow comes out of nowhere the day off. Total bullshit!! Ah well I'll be all...

Grats Vinen :)

I used a shit ton of gravy on my turkey and mashed tater dinner Christmas day in honor of Gravy. I left a little on the side for our fallen friend.

True story. Our house looks like a toy and book battlefield on top of normal mess.

Damn man at least clean up all those dried up cum flakes on the floor. And I just read that book on the floor to our son today.