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Lol 300 yards, that's insane.

I still laugh at Malcom Johnson getting his first touch of the season in the red zone in a very close game... Browns gonna Browns tho

The dude shot a bow and arrow... Good call by the refs.

I don't even know... I don't understand how you can go into halftime with 3 pass attempts in a game you are behind in... They let him throw the ball in the 2nd half but they shit the bed with penalties at the same time. 16 yard run, next set of downs lets get a 15 yard penalty! 14 yard pass...

Haha they actually announced the penalty on Norman after the interception as "After the play was over... #24... shooting a bow and arrow". Fantastic.

Hilton, Edelman, Marvin Jones, Hurns, Amari Cooper... Need 3 of em. I'm thinking Hilton, Jones and I dunno (Edelman if he's playing QB, lol). Hurns disappointed me last week with both touchdowns going to Robinson.

Jets going for more than the 8 turnovers they had vs the Chiefs!? Lol "If" the Pats beat Buffalo...

Only bitches back out when there is risk involved. What's even the point if you only play when there is no chance of losing.

Yeah Charlie Sheen was a huge loss but 1 out of 7 isn't bad (I wasn't in the first 2 rounds). Granted, i've missed a few of the "big wins" for me like Kate Beckinsale as Seline and whatnot but overall it's been decent.

#1 is going to be either Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rashida Jones or January Jones, I can feel it! Inb4 mystery celeb is Jon Jones...

What!? Roy Munson's landlady is a clear win. I'm happy with my decision to go with #1 every round.

There's no such thing as "overworked and underpaid" unless you're a slave. If the job isn't worth the work they want you to do, quit. Ez pz. That's like all the retards who complain about how there are no jobs out there but they only consider taking 100k+ jobs and milk unemployment otherwise.

Meth, not heroine.

Speak for yourself.

Mayonnaise is delicious and anyone who says otherwise has broken taste buds or something. Regular french fries, on the other hand, are nasty no matter what you try to do to them (arbys and checkers have good fries tho).

Correct but I didn't realize juggalos wore masks and whatnot. I assumed this whole thing was people actually dressed like clowns...

Some retard always has to ruin something cool because they lack originality =(. Edit: Nvm after reading the link apparently it was during a fight (kid probably got triggered by seeing the clown mask and went full sjw on him before getting stabbed).

Me too, I just watched it over the past couple days after seeing it mentioned in this thread (and having nothing else to watch at the moment). Constantly had me laughing, I should probably start checking out more of the shows I see mentioned in these threads than I usually do.

DK with 5 dragon lances might be fun too.

I... can't stop watching that Saints gif...

Yup, Dafoe here we come (lol double entendre win).

That's the best part... you don't even need to close your eyes because it's a glory hole! She probably knows her way around a cock too since meth addictions have to be funded one way or another...

Maybe he's a grower and not a shower?

Does that mean it's spread by ass to mouth and/or butthole tonguing?

You make it sound like there was a time when he didn't suck...

Phantom Assassin is the worst a lot of times because they'll farm until the enemy team all gets MKB and then yell at the team when they get rolled in fights. Another fun one is Juggernauts who go battlefury + aghs and don't autoattack for the entire game (either spin or ult, otherwise run from...

You might have too much mmr to get in to jungle farm wars games, it's been out for years.

Made it two whole days in this league before I got pissed off and quit. Good times when you spend 45 minutes trying to kill an essence mob in cruel docks with 1.3k dps on kb and you can't get it below 25% health at any point in time.

You really don't need 5k life to do maps and stuff... My lvl 89 wild strike evasion ranger that I did in prophecy had somewhere between 3500-4000 life and I could do up to t13 maps (didn't get any t14/t15 but i'm sure it wouldn't have been much of a problem, maybe the bosses). Uber Izaro 1shot...

It's not so fun when you should 100% win but your team gets stupid and throws (hai2u farm game with a 2.5 supp/2.5 carry team vs a 5 carry team... yeah lets play jungle farm wars for 45 minutes!)

Guy runs out of bounds for the Dolphins and the clock doesn't stop? RIP 40 seconds, refs are fantastic this year as always.

Which of those quotes say Brissett picked them apart through the air? The one calling him a mobile quarterback? The one calling the pats offensive style similar to the SEC?

Luckily i'll more than likely be dead from all the meth I smoke before it gets to that point in this country (at least aside from all the retarded little children (and yes I know most of them are technically adults/my age) who run around the internet threatening to rape and kill everyone who...

And Ambi is asking other people if they even watched the game, lol. Also, I don't recall seeing a single person say that Brissett dominated the game so i'm not sure where you're getting that from...

Ambi just trying to find any way he can to downplay the Patriots. "No guys, the Patriots actually suck but the Texans offense cost them the game... If the Texans offense played better it would've been a 27-0 shutout the other way!" What'd Blount have, 24 rushes for 100+ yards and 2 tds or so...

I have Edelman in fantasy and if he is qb next week i'm playing him for sure (sat him this week expecting a run heavy game, hopefully TY Hilton puts up more than the 5 pts I would've gotten).

I lol'd at trex thanking tardnoomba... The two of them would like each other I spose.

Biel is gonna be #1 tho (just like she's the #1 of the round).

But... What does it mean? Google telling the NSA I look at tranny porn (even though the NSA monitors that too)?