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You have to be retarded to go for Little Caesar's over basically anything. If you eat it after 5 minutes of it coming out of the oven it tastes like cardboard covered in ketchup. If you eat it within 5 minutes, it tastes like hot cardboard covered in ketchup.

Papa Murphy's is the greasiest fucking pizza I've ever had. I felt healthier drenching every slice of a Papa John's pizza in garlic butter.

does the Seminoles shirt get you the discount?

and panties everywhere dried up in unison

bro got raped

Daryl didn't seem very sick. Maybe mentally for banging the dyke that for some reason keeps making a fucking effort to look awful after the apocalypse, but not physically.

I got a handy against my will from some butterface I tried hooking my old roommate up with once. I was passed out drunk as fuck, woke up to her going to town with 5 other people sleeping around us. My lawyer friends told me this is sexual battery. Wasn't a big deal, not sure what all these...

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how do you pronounce gif?

fucking bitches man

you're just saying that because she could pass for a post op

sup folder

don't look at me, I gave you a net a long time ago

don't give that nerd any +nets

lol

so we're referring to Frankenstein's monster as Frankenstein again?

Hahahaha fuck you Romo

need some jersey burnings

what a weird clap

Finally, fuck

It'd be nice if he'd toss a few things to Welker, fucking my fantasy score right now.

wonder if he lived

haha didn't even notice that

Titans fan checking in to lol at the Titans

it's supposed to be a doge

Tuco, you're such a bad

all the time, I don't get it

thought that counts

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allow me to clarify, I'd live without cheese.

Regardless of your wording, I interpreted it as "endless cheese or endless blowjays" and I'm choosing blowjays.

he gets his original car back from his son, not sure if the mods are always the same but he put some gay ass dollar sign wheels on mine.

I didn't want to grow up anyway

in the event of a tie we can just have a poll to see whose guess is the most accurate. everyone loves polls

goddamnit

It's cool though, less than 2% of Americans like the cowboys

put Manning back in, recccooorrrdddddssssss

lol