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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    DOTA 2

    You're right. I've definitely never seen a professional basketball, football, baseball, etc. game where a team doesn't give up. They're always giving it 100% with the full intent of winning. I've also never seen or heard of players in PGA events backing out of a tournament once it's clear...
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    Fox News is definitely the one and only biased news channel the US has ever and will ever have. The other news sources are saints and angels who only want to enlighten us to the truth of the world while Fox News wants us all to be pathetic little worms with no idea what is actually going on.
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    DOTA 2

    I can understand not giving up before you lose 2 rax in a solo queue game and whatnot because bads love to throw games/refuse to push/give up a win due to in-fighting etc. but yeah, I don't see that shit happening in a pro game with a pro team so there really is no point in dragging it on.
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    DOTA 2

    I'd feel a little bit bad for them if they do manage to but on the other hand it would provide a lot of laughs (like the 4chan/feminist thing recently).
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    I thought you wuz in RRP broski. Keep post farming like that and maybe they'll send you back in (assuming you have a case of the Shawshanks).
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    3 posts in 3 minutes.
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    with no posts in between and probably nobody hwo ever read one before the other 2.
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    I'm pretty sure that's one use of the edit button.
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    Rerolled Trannycontinental Meet-up - SOE Live 2015

    I'll only be attending if I can get my long overdue fight against Cam (or anyone else who wants to replace him).
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    Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown

    Yeah, it's not that the hot skinny chicks pull sugar daddies, strip, get shit from all kinds of random people, etc. instead of hooking, it's that there are no girls here who are not fat and ugly.
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    Right? Cause without smoking cancer wouldn't exist and all.
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    SO Some Doche Bag Hit & Run my wife Today

    Blah blah, didn't read One's post, he beat me to it.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Are we playing the same FF14? Even the endgame fights are only challenging because using the duty finder gives you anywhere from 2 to 5 retards 100% of the time in the 8man content.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Trying so hard that you quoted and responded in the same way to the same post two times back to back 5 minutes apart.
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    Exodus: Riddley Scott does DeMille

    Lolz, always gotta be one guy who absolutely has to point out how awesomely atheistic/agnostic/whatever and amazingly cool he is every chance he gets.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I used to tear it up with Ryze top. Did he get nerfed in the few months I was dead?
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

    I was disappointed enough in the first Pacific Rim that the only way i'm watching part 2 is if they rename it Pacific Rimjob 2 and have a special theater with employees tongueing buttholes of people while they view the film.
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    Border Issue

    Solution to all problems: Build a massive wall around the entire US continent Age of Empires style. We can pick up cheap labor for the construction at local Home Depots nationwide.
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    Under the Skin (2014)

    Lol wut?
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    DOTA 2

    She's bad! Everybody agrees with me! NO, I will not provide any evidence other than repeatedly bragging about how i'm a part of the casting clique and we all concur she's bad while claiming I don't want to namedrop after already namedropping a bunch of nobodies!
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    This forum has turned to shit

    Who the fuck was sweet prince empire? Nevermind, I don't care after all.
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Transformers 4: Baylicious

    Hi kettle, how's pot?
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    The 80s kid thread

    Don't post my pic without consent any more or I report you.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Kuriin, what happens if 2 bottoms hit it off at a gay bar? A guy I work with gave me one answer and i'm curious how similar your answer will be to his.
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    The Monic Thread

    Distributing is some commy/socialist shit anyways. Freedom says you didn't forget anything important.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Are you not concerned about the impact your desperate cries for attention will have on your children? Inb4 they're in the custody of one state or another in the next couple years.
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    The Monic Thread

    I think this is what you meant.
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    It still upsets me that Soybro has never asked me to hang out considering we're almost neighbors.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Tanoomba probably has the biggest asshole since he seems like he's the bottom in his claimed relationship.
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    Pretty sure that even when kids are tried as adults they don't immediately go to DDTSP (Don't Drop The Soap Prison) and instead spend a few years in a juvenile facility until they are older at which point they go to DDTSP. The only thing trying them as adults really means is that they don't get...
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    The Interview - Rogan and Franco attempt to assassinate Kim Jong-Un

    V and U are nowhere near each other on the keyboard. Exactly how fat are your fingers, fatty?
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Losing my Zombie username because a couple fucks who have never been in any of the threads i've been in got all butthurt about me coming back.
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Eh, i've used the same throwaway hotmail account since before 2002. As for making an alt account to get my password fixed on this account, I thought about joining the rerolled chat on LoL or Dota2 and asking someone to get the word but then I fell short in the caring department. Smoke that...
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    You should probably talk to a therapist if your emotions are controlled by whether or not some guy on a message board can prove to you that he blew his computer up while cooking meth. Would it make all you retards feel better if I said I was gone because I forgot my password and the answer to...
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    It blew up... way to rub salt in the wound, man.
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    I wonder if anybody would get upset if someone decided to name a sports team "The city/state/region Crackers/Honkeys".
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Haha bitches, at least one person on the board thinks I have a brain. #Winning
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    The NSA watches you poop.

    Will the NSA still watch if I poop? I get stage fright but I feel like i'm about to explode if I don't drop a load sometime in the next week or two...