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Tyen will just Astrocreep her RRP.

I never imagined people would be counting down to see (allegedly) Trog Trex"s tits. Or is this more of a Doomsday Clock sort of deal?

Motherfucker, learn English.

A better one than you, obviously. Post some tits.

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I appreciate the Troglodyte Trex hate, but don"t kill the meaning of the word. Swamp donkey is pretty much reserved for things Camerous manages to penetrate. Hahahaha.

The Wizardhawk, Rusty Makata, and whoever that other guy was Method is indeed the most reliable method. That or the Kuriin method.

I can only assume it"s a quote from an American writer translated to French for maximum hipstery gayness.

Implant > Pill. Otherwise, when in doubt, pull out.

That or she"s rich.

That must suck being the guys that can"t afford the Real Dolls.

Gotta give it to Lord Nipplehair, even if you"re gay, that"s a pretty damn gay tattoo.

That"s a story to tell your kids at Christmas dinner if I ever heard one.

Says Lord Nipplehair.

I have some back hair. I"ve never had a problem if a girl wants it shaved, but I"ll tell her to do it herself. I"ve tried going through that hassle myself on a few occasions... Fuck that noise. Chest hair goes nowhere.

What the fuck.

Bro, you being punny?

Audrey Hepburn"s rotting corpse probably has a superior complexion.

Tell us about your love life, Skeletor.

At least Skeletor put his face in his awful picture.

Your friend"s tits, confirmed. Pimples would be more reliable than writing FoHSS.

Shut up and post your friend"s D cup titties. Or are you including your face in your picture since we already know what you look like?

Vomitting uncontrobally sounds awful. Get that looked at bro.

That"d make for some big ass dicks. Or some retardedly small ones. I"m not sure which.

Even if she is wearing eyeliner, I"d agree with Eomer. If that"s all she has on, that girl is just naturally good looking. They do exist. I think my most recent ex falls in that category, but I"m obviously biased, so correct me otherwise. I always thought this girl would have to put a lot of...

"Lol I made a post. And an edit!" moment?

You"re probably going to have to use hair as a scoring parameter.

Hear that Cam? Your weird little mushroom is a better looking vagina than Shelly"s vagina!

Oh good Christ. Go to hell.

Don"t completely kill the value of the original post man. "Trex vs. Etoille, Cam vs. Aria: a point-by-point analysis of tits, dicks, and punchability"

Dick curve. Ball curve. Just to get that out of the way.

Why the fuck not? You"re just in denial of the 20 or 30 point scale you should be using if you"re offering up 10s to everyone.

Mushroom Dick meets Troglodyte"s Nose?

Bad feeling confirmed.

I have a bad feeling.

Considering Frankenstein"s monster is generally considered huge, that seems misleading.

Of your faggotry or virginity?

Shut your faggot virgin mouth, Tristinn.

I don"t feel sorry for Camerous having to fuck those swamp donkeys anymore. I feel sorry for those grease hogs having to put their mouths around that 4 inch mutant mushroom.