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I read that as pillow farts at first.

Don"t give us this fool around nonsense. Did you fuck her or cuddlekiss her?

I"ll get right on that.

Wat. I understand most of this hipsterspeak that my fixie-fag friends use, but how did some French word slip its way in there?

Olseon? Is that the Russian spelling?

I was referring to your thin greasy hair and long beard actually. Now with unaltered pixels.

RASPUTIN

What, you don"t photoshop Charlize Theron"s face all over pictures of ripped dudes in $500 pairs of jeans or whatever the hell gets your rocks off?

It most certainly is.

This makes no sense.

I would fuck that leather jacket before I fucked that bitch"s gimped up fattyfoot.

FAT OFF

That fucking foot is disgusting, where have you been?

I bet you"re a furry.

It"s a good looking jacket, and it might"ve been worth it at $50 or so, but not $100. Like others have said, you can find some soft, beat up leather jackets at thrift stores sometimes. Hell, if you"re going to spend $100, you can find brand new genuine leather jackets on clearance for that much...

I don"t recall ever talking shit about his kids. I know plenty of awesome people with faggots for parents so I don"t consider Aamina"s jackassery representative of his kids. Shit, he"s probably not the father.

Did I miss the RL harassment? What happened there?

Did you even consummate your marriage? Or did she just marry you for your stimulating conversation, poetry, and teen menstruation fiction while she got all her dicking needs from everyone that actually has a pair of working testicles?

Maybe I"m the one that can"t read here, but it doesn"t sound like he actually gave her the ticket. Hence the "I decided to invite a more reliable fuck buddy."

What?

Your said raping, or inability to rape, has reminded me of "its" existence, and now you are that which you hate.

If she was wearing yoga pants, she was obviously asking for it, sheesh. Also, stop quoting the tranny.

Give me a break, I was an impressionable college student =(

What a horrible image. Long-ass nipples are worse by far. You can always pluck hairs.

Proportionate is definitely the best thing. However, I"d much rather have quarters on a pair of melons than dinner plates on mosquito bites.

Yes, turns out I am actually a human taxidermist!

I apologize for responding to him in this thread. I offer additional ex pictures.

Gender, misogyny, good, nowlunch? A meal eaten between 5 and 6 is dinner. There"s a reason restaurants will call that the dinner rush.

Post some pictures of these alleged lesbians, and I"ll tell you if I would ever be in a situation to talk to them based on how physically attractive they are (because they are objects).

You are not a lesbian.

Gold.

There you go again, trying to redefine words to suit your failed sense of logic and reason.

I"m glad you understand.

Offense completely intended, but I don"t think anyone"s going to consider the advice of a man that thinks he should be a woman, dresses like a woman, takes women"s hormones, but is keeping his dick and still wants to date women.

Considering the end result, it sounds like she was on a date as well. She just chose not disclose certain information.

The part where you engaged in anything beyond holding a door open for her. <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AqDbb7-dn9A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Unless she"s an 8 or better, of course.

Jerle? Redefining words to suit his own insanity? Preposterous! Next he"ll be trying to explain what misogynyreallymeans.

Post pictures.

Was she a woman or a "woman"?

Congratulations, you didn"t rape some chick. We"re not going to make fun of you for that. I"m not anyway. We"re probably going to make fun of your next post where you tell us about how you accept this girl"s black out drunk marriage proposal that was consummated with hugs and forehead kisses...