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  1. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Dealbreaker.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Do you think Asian hookers would stick around to charge Aamina for cuddling and forehead kisses?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Happy trail.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, androgynous 12-year-olds are a fucking shitty race.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Put some faggoty spiked Cloud-esque hair on that and I wouldn"t think twice about it being a random Asian guy, seems risky. Also, looks 12. How do people get boners over that?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It is not easier to read. It looks like garbage, and when you attempt to emphasize every sentence, you emphasize none of them. Idiot.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m waiting for this new girl that only sticks to shrooms and molly to get suckered into jabbing needles between her toes. There"s always a new chapter to read about. You know, until they OD or get shot trying to rob someone anyway.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I would read that thread.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This. She could just be an awesome example of someone with a difficult childhood who took control of her life and simply isn"t afraid to share it with you. She could also be fucking crazy. Additional reconnaissance required.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"ve known people to fuck for molly and ecstasy, but not acid and shrooms. I"d say she sounds like a smaller risk (lol). Also, I wouldn"t have pegged your girl for a heroin junkie by looking at her. Then again, heroin is vegan right?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Try not to get this one swimming in needles, too, or is she already into that?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Aamina, I apologize. We didn"t know what we had until we lost it. We miss you, bro. I"d internet fistbump you but I think you"d prefer a headbutt.
  13. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What? No. Aamina, tell us all about these erotic cuddling exploits.
  14. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Here you go:
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re obviously new here. It"s common knowledge that you don"t fuck on the first date. If you"re a real man, you sing each other songs, cuddle, rub your legs together, and finish with a baller fucking forehead kiss before driving home and not thinking about your ex-wife.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Go for it. Also, she"s a pint-sized 8? Pictures, bro.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re kind of like Fedor, except instead of posting animated .gifs in a thread about pictures, you"re posting about eating out other dudes" assholes in a thread about sex with women.
  18. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Or just stay the fuck away like we"ve all been saying.
  19. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I know plenty of people that aren"t fans of piss and shit, but your wife is turned off by your own splooge? That sucks.
  20. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    ... I was thinking of the same thing, though.
  21. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"d have to already be a single father, and this woman would have to be fucking amazing for me to consider raising her kid. Stay away from that nonsense.
  22. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe these tranny bro-hunters work together and share potential targets with one another.
  23. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I shit from my asshole. It"s a pretty good feeling. I highly recommend it to everyone.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So, BRO, how hairy is T-Rex"s asshole? Does the form that shit into dreads? Post some pics to help those participating in No-Fapuary.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I was under the impression that a lot of Muslims completely removed their pubes (body hair as well maybe?), usually by waxing. Then again, if she"s looking to get boned by a good Christian like yourself, she probably isn"t practicing and might be rocking a bear downstairs.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Use an old pair of beard clippers on a zero gauge setting. No razor burn and you can let people you don"t like borrow your butt clippers on their face.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sorry, I meant totes.com/sithstyle
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m definitely showing up to the party if Salty and Rasputin are going.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Was she good at algebra?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She"s already told us about all the confident 40 year old divorcees that frequent Panera Bread looking for easy hipster liberal arts majors. It"s impressing no one.
  31. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Haha, awesome.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    People willingly hang out with Mippo? Serious question.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The Girls Who Broke Your English Thread
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tyen, are you really settling for this bro"s sloppy seconds?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Nah bro, she wears a fake ring so the 40 year olds will lay off at Starbucks.
  36. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    They"re all tres busy.com, #jewnosedcuntbeast.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    A much easier to way to surpass Montana"s legend than getting 5 rings. He should"ve got on that shit sooner.
  38. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tears of boredom with only 3 rings, clearly. "There"s something greater out there for me."
  39. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Eli"s gonna choke, bro.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hence the "decent woman".