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some of us are getting kinda old. You should post that number in 26 point font for posterity.

I'm on Mortimer now, which I think is book 6. You can probably guess why I'm not liking this one. I already bought the next one so I'll see if it picks up. But I wanted to ask where you read. I heard the story was sanitized by Amazon for kindle. I can't tell if the audible version is...

Archive dot com is pretty neat but what I need is a mandeleaeffect dot com where I can peer into internet archives of the alternate universe I grew up in where sinbad played a genie in a movie and nelson mandela died in jail.

I hope he posts the followup when he finds out it was someone who used to bully him in high school 'jut fuckin wit ya bro'.

pussy I was once at an airport waiting for my flight when I saw a kid at one of the food stands opening a giant can of tomato sauce with a butcher's knife. He had it hugged against his chest and was stabbing the knife down onto the edge. He tried pounding the knife but the can kept slipping...

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and...

First off, clearly a hate crime. I've never even seen you and I want to do a racism to you, so it's not hard to imagine. Second, I'm actually surprised tesla cameras don't have AI sensing faces and license plates and automatically getting higher res pics of those. I never really thought...

Just to be clear, the most expensive one at Wal Mart was worse than the cheapest one at Wal Mart, right? That's Wal Mart weird. Maybe something Wal Mart is going on. Maybe your house is haunted by a Wal Mart spirit who loves unopened cans?

I didn't mean to push all my wife's buttons last night, I was just trying to find the mute. ----- Two guys go to the unemployment office after losing their jobs. They meet with the agent and the first guy explains that he is a seamstress, he cuts and sews lady's pantyhose. The second guy...

That's 48 business hours, sir. My packages are almost always marked delivered before they are actually delivered. It's typically there within the hour. I forget where I heard this, but I think it's getting marked as delivered when the driver marks that you're his next stop or something. At...

We were just trying to breed faster kids for our high school sports ball teams. Now they're going to suck.

Probably a topic for a different thread, but I'm pretty sure you gotta go looking for them. Either that or your HR dept knows you're a creep and sends all the girls somewhere else.

Going to stay with him for a bit is not locking into anything. It's gathering information. Then you come home and ponder your future. I'm not trying to push you 2 together, I'm trying to help you make a clean decision. Have you even asked him yet if you can? You're getting all twisted up...

I argue that 1 and 2 are both wins because with #2 at least you know and can move on without beating yourself up with what ifs. She's literally risking nothing by going and visiting him for a week or 2.

real life isn't a romcom. Go see if you annoy the everloving shit out of each other doing regular daily shit. Also, I think you misunderestimate your ability to be on your own. I read about your worthless ex. You were basically on your own all those years raising a child.

I've been thinking of trying monster hunter. Are the audiobooks any good? I hate a shitty audiobook narrator.

Either can be right depending on the joke you want to tell.

Speed limit is 15 in my mom's neighborhood. It was 30 until some uppity boy scout needed a project to get his eagle. I used to support the boy scouts. Fucker should have built a damned park bench like the rest of them do. I bet anytime you see a lower than default speed limit it's going to...

Q: What do you call a boomerang that does not return when you throw it? A: A stick. ----- Went and had my prostate exam today, after the doctor finished he left the room. Immediately following the nurse walked in and said the 3 words you never want to hear.. "Who was that" ----- A Methodist...

Dunno. Seems like anything that hasn't been cooked is, by default, raw. Pluck a carrot from the dirt and it's raw.

You should be more worried about explaining that poopsock medal under your avatar. Also, why did they puss out and call it brown sock instead of poopsock?

That's just what I was thinking and there's only one way to handle it. PM me his info. I'll fix it.

Got a question about the bobiverse. I read the first 3 and it seemed like it wrapped itself up nicely. Then I saw there were 2 more. Did he originally write a trilogy then come back later for more? If so, how are the latest books? Do they live up to the originals?

In audible, he didn't fuck anyone until like book 3, and then it was only for practice, he has no sex drive. I googled it and I can't get a straight answer on a part that was removed so I can say yes or no it was there. All I see is that it was toned down and reworded for kindle. It...

What kind of stuff did they clean up? Give me something specific and I'll tell you if it's still in the audible version. I'm through book 5