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You're just eating the wrong foods. You need to make sure when they open the door, their eyes water and they start to gag. If they still come by after a couple days of that, get their numbers for me.

I like to tell them my name is sanjay pliburinisarathy Or whatever random sounds fall from my mouth.

Fucking falcon lake always seems to be setting state records.

That was the last bit of advice my dad ever gave me. After I got my first real job, I went home the next weekend to get some of my stuff. We were all sitting on the couch watching TV, a commercial came on and instead of flipping channels, Dad muted it and started asking me about the job. "Are...

For some reason, I didn't realize this was the first of 2 parts. So I was enjoying it all the way up till the 3rd act when I realized they were never going to get this shit resolved. I liked it enough to watch the rest of it though and probably the snyder cut. I liked justice league and the...

Paul Rudd is a national goddamn treasure.

And the one lady was holding the little dogs ear as if it was falling off, but I saw no damage. I'm pretty sure the old lady slipped in a puddle of piss left by her own dog and the pit bull was just trying to help her up when it was ruthlessly attacked by the chihuahua.

The only thing that really pissed me off with keyboards was when they made them quiet. Fuck yes I have 3 of those keyboards pictured at home and they all still work fine. clickty clack motherfucker. Changing the keys didn't bother me because I hunt and peck anyway. But this right here is...

He's a faggot. He couldn't go through with fucking a real girl. We even offered him some tranny options but he's too big a faggot for that too.

I didn't see any blood. Was the innocent pitty hurt?

I'm shocked this didn't star whoopie goldberg.

I thought I was going to hate it when I started. Then I laughed and I thought the premise of eating everything in the dungeon would wear thin. So far it hasn't. It helps that this is how my wife is playing her character. When we kill something she wants to skin it and eat it. DM won't let...

Has anyone seen Delicious in Dungeon? It's pretty funny. A DnD based cartoon where the adventurers lose all of their treasure and start eating the monsters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21621494/

Yeah didn't his slam piece buy one?

On the T&C its called the EVIC. Electronic Vehicle Information Center. If you have one you can check the manual and it will tell you how to fix those settings yourself. If you don't, you can go to the dealership or anyone with the scan tool and have them set things how you want them. I...

Because when you do that, they always think you had a friend bidding them up and the friend just accidentally pushed it too far.

I don't know what's better about that story. That she was fucking her daughter's ex, or the shirts and stickers. Actually, bribing them with alcohol and dip also made me laugh. The parent was like, 'hell who's gunna turn down bjs and dip?'. lol kentucky.

Is it about 10-15 years old? I have a chevy of that age. There's a way to change almost all of that behaviour. I have mine set to unlock when I kill the ignition. My wife likes it to unlock when she puts it in park. The radio should shut off when you open the door. The headlights staying...

Wait birds need grooming and get sick? Are you serious?

Did he shit in the chili? Cause that's what i heard.

Tacking on the transportation across state lines just because they were on a field trip is gay as hell. They were already fucking. She didn't take him on the field trip so they could seal the deal.