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1st of all, just tell the vet the dog's name is pepper, and you don't have any problem. 2nd, if you leave the dog just enough room to turn around in her crate, they generally won't mess it overnight. During the day is something else, but at night, shouldn't be a problem. I just hope you don't...

Man, how would you like to be the dude who couldn't even get a hot teacher to rape you.

Got it, thanks guys. One more maybe dumb question....is this gonna be a Roth or a normal? Kinda thing is confusing when it wasn't my money to begin with, so I dunno if it's classified as pre tax or post tax.

Okay, but I still gotta find an institution to hold said money, and then figure out where it goes. And then figure out why a spy is crying because it's only on the internet, or something.

Yep - well, I "own" a home. I mean, the bank technically does, but it's my name on the deed. And the house will be paid off before I retire. I had once planned on this being my last home, but I'm not sure now. Might need to head to a redder state. But in any case, I'm already set. Owe...

Thank you very much for this, this makes things pretty clear that the right thing to do is to grab this cash and do something important with it. Now I guess I need to find a financial planner guy who doesn't suck ass and can personalize the spreadsheets and get me into the right fund. And to...

I worked a labor job for many many years and I've been out of it completely now for a year. Splitting firewood was this spring was absolutely embarrassing, hopefully no one saw it. Decided right then and there I can't exist like that, so started lifting for the first time in my life. Bought a...

Honestly...if you saw the guys, you'd understand that 65 is pushing it.

I treat it like my SO's friends. I don't need your friends. I have my own friends. I don't want more friends. We can be cool, I can be cordial when we hang out. But we're not friends.

Some guys did that. But they only plan on living to 65, so I can't blame em.

FOH Bros, I need some help. Didn't see a better thread for it than this. It mostly relates to retirement planning, but I figure it's basically investing, to which I know next to nothing about. I have a pension with a company that's probably never going to go under, so I think it's a pretty...

My idea is exactly what he's doing. If they don't want to be around you, don't be around them. You're not family. You starting shit with your in-laws affects exactly one person. And what you are saying is that you don't love her enough to override your own self control. I don't tolerate...

What a waste of time. He was excluded because he's not his son. Son in law is fine, but father/son shit doesn't need to always extent to marriage. Sometimes it does...a lot of times it doesn't. The guy doesn't owe you any explanation for not wanting to spend time with you. Doesn't matter the...

Yes, that's basically it. They're all cheaper except the good ones...like Strengthen and Bless. I wouldn't mind the game so much if they weren't trying to MMO balance shit. Not everything needs to be perfect. You can have some OP characters because it's not PvP. Shit, even if it was PvP, you...

I don't think so. It seemed really random, but it's also not something that comes up often enough for me to tell. And I uninstalled it awhile ago after they nerfed the shit outta the solo scenario items. Needed space for Hunter: Call of the Wild, who mysteriously decides never to nerf my trophy...

It's.....close. The solo scenario items got changed (read as "nerfed") because they don't like fun. The enhancement change was done without community involvement, and just dropped on us with the explanation of "this is the way it was always meant to be" which is straight fucking retcon to...

My kitchen can't hold that much lumber!

Would not. Don't encourage bangs

Man all this dude tells me is all this time I'm spending on this walnut is worthless!

Or, alternatively, don't talk to them. Why waste your time in life dealing with assholes? My mother told my sister yesterday that she doesn't remember kicking me or her out of the house. So because she doesn't remember it, it never happened, and we must be making it up. We're obviously both...

I'm just gonna chime in and say the only time a puppy is a bad idea is if you're stupid and living in an apartment and can't take care of it. Other than that, it's literally always a good idea to own a dog.

Brad, lemme tell you something. I'm really good at what I do. I also do something that most people (even in my field), don't want to do. I also have a small problem, which is a very big problem in the corporate world - I don't bullshit people. I speak plainly (not in corporate lingo) and I...

Google isn't gonna track store inventory. You're 100% better off calling the store than wasting time online for shit like that.

Bad news for you dude. There's only one person in that company who isn't expendable, and she's got the boss's last name. The sooner you learn this, the better you will be. If you're unhappy, fucking quit. Don't just be a bitch until you inevitably get terminated.

Oh, right. Forgot it was a nonsense question. What's the alternative to being born again? I forget.

I can't see mashed potatoes being worth my girls. I'd eat terrible mashed potatoes the rest of my life for them. All lumpy and shit.

We don't need plans where Brad is going.

He said you can work for 3-4 weeks and make about $6. And he said first time he was here and someone wanted to take him to McDonalds, he thought "whoa, come on man, I'm not rich" So I suspect in dollars

Guy from Venezuela started last week. He said McChicken down there? $30. He also shit his pants and had to leave today, so sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

So, just a typical day in Brad land.

Fucking lol, it's new Jersey hose water.

Defrost that shit homey

Game looks intriguing, but fuck $400

Well yeah man, they can't possibly take a corner once they're that huge. It'd be like a bus trying to turn downtown.

Ah, thanks, almost forgot about that guy not having any idea how to speak with a normal cadence. Been making YouTube videos for years, still no clue how humans even talk. I like to imagine in the future archaeologists will stumble upon his ancient recordings and they'll conclude that 21st...

Like this...next to 2lbs of chicken for scale.

It's unfortunate, because it truly is a fantastic game, incredibly unique classes, fully scalable content for both player count and difficulty level, a massive campaign, an amazing grindy RPG, and yet....fucking faggotry will be the death of it. I would really love to play GH 2.0 with a better...

Yeah, it's semi hot like once. After that, no fucking bueno. Oh well, least it was a tinder date and not the office gal!