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  1. Gavinmad

    Super Mario Bros. (2022)

    To be fair she's generally pretty strong outside of the core Mario franchise when she gets to do something other than wait to be rescued. One example is that she's been a mid to upper tier character throughout the time she's been playable in Smash Bros and is ranked 9/82 in the most recent one...
  2. Gavinmad

    7 Days to Die

    Yes, Alpha 16 is where they added a huge block damage multiplier to any zombie that couldn't path to you, so they just immediately blast through your traps/wall.
  3. Gavinmad

    MMA Thread

    Seems generous to call that an accidental clash of heads when he leads with it so far forward.
  4. Gavinmad

    7 Days to Die

    Then 40 years for the game to move into beta.
  5. Gavinmad

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    The guy who walked off an active production he was the star of just two years ago? He's too retarded to be whipped. Although looking around at how little Disney has been paying their actors for the new SW movies, I kinda want to back away from my 8 figure claim.
  6. Gavinmad

    Cheated out of my youth

    So what, are you saying you wouldn't be prepared to end the motherfucker in the hypothetical you posed to me?
  7. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    Ah yes, the Woosleyisms. It's funny that they became so iconic because he was really just pulling them out of his ass. "He'd kill his own best friend for the right price" is a much more faithful translation of the original Japanese. Son of a Submariner probably came about from Woosley thinking...
  8. Gavinmad

    Spring 2023 Anime Thread

    I wouldn't say I disliked it but Season1 was much better. She has so many absurd abilities now that machine god has gone from trump card to default mode, and coop pve doesnt feel like it has particularly high stakes as a climax.
  9. Gavinmad

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Yeah that's pretty funny but they were complete nobodies then. Even if they aren't exactly megastars now, they at least have some name recognition and leverage this time around. My guess is that Boyega demands some ridiculous payday, gets told no, goes on a public meltdown about how racist...
  10. Gavinmad

    Cheated out of my youth

    I posted it because I did not know why BP was referencing Tarrant and his penchant for clotheslining people. So yes, I am the one who missed the joke.
  11. Gavinmad

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    @OU Ariakas is right about one thing for sure, yall are fucking retarded if you think Boyega and Ridley won't be getting 8 figures per movie.
  12. Gavinmad

    Total Conflict: Resistance - New Strategy/FPS/RTS Game

    I was trying to remember the name of this the other day, shame it's abandoned though.
  13. Gavinmad

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Dunno why asmongold popped up in my recs but
  14. Gavinmad

    Cheated out of my youth

  15. Gavinmad

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Where was this kind of unequivocal denial weeks ago? Fucking moron. Also if he didn't deal with this so fucking slowly maybe his management and PR firms wouldn't have ditched him. Or maybe they got an early peak at how weak his defense was and that's what prompted them to ditch him. Where's the...
  16. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    Supposedly one of the few changes the pixel remaster kept was the addition of Sirens to the Namingway store on the moon. Using one in that room will automatically give you a flan princess fight, so you only have to hit a single 1/64 instead of two consecutive 1/64s.
  17. Gavinmad

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    Nah Phil Cuzzi is an actual retard and Bellino is the sniveling faggot who ejected Bumgarner for not wanting to have some faggot looking him in the eyes while rubbing his hands. Scherzer washes his hands in front of an Ump, applies rosin in front of an Ump, and knows he's getting inspected as...
  18. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    Hell naw, I'm not violating what is probably my favorite game of all time by subjecting it to speed-run treatment. Besides I don't even currently have a 2d version of FF4.
  19. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    Looking at the list of excluded bonus content (mainly from the Advance era remakes) I'm reminded what a low-effort cash grab the pixel remaster series is. Would it really have been that much more work to include the 1-2 bonus dungeons and super bosses that came with the Advance versions?
  20. Gavinmad

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Bet his son will be in for a shocker in five years when his thirty year old father can't consistently remember who he is anymore.
  21. Gavinmad

    The Astronomy Thread

    No need for further investigation on the failure.
  22. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    The game has gotten progressively easier with every remaster. In the original SNES release many characters were missing their best ability, ATB gauge charged slower, xp rewards were lower, most of the bound spell items were removed (hermes sandals for example), and there was no sprint function.
  23. Gavinmad

    Marvel Universe stuff

    I stand by that but I concede that there's a very good chance this DA's office thing may be the tipping point that makes WME and Disney shift course away from the 'lay low and then test the waters after Loki 2 airs' plan.
  24. Gavinmad

    Cheated out of my youth

    How'd he get past the diamond coated carbon fiber chastity belt? I wouldn't want her having sex at 16 regardless of who the partner was. You're talking about an age difference that didn't even raise eyebrows barely 40 years ago. The shotgun would be loaded with buckshot, I'd run his name...
  25. Gavinmad

    Cheated out of my youth

    Clutch any tighter and you're gonna end up with a handful of crushed pearl bro.
  26. Gavinmad

    Spring 2023 Anime Thread

    You aren't wrong. I stick to comedies, shonen, and the occasional slice of life because even the heaviest emotional stuff in them slides right off like water off a ducks feathers. Oshi latched on to a subconscious fear to slip through my usual indifference/detachment and shank me emotionally...
  27. Gavinmad

    Spring 2023 Anime Thread

    Oshi is exactly the kind of shit I avoid like the plague. Slept like shit last night because I can't shake this feeling that I've witnessed a profound cosmic injustice that needs to be righted.
  28. Gavinmad

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    My new alternate theory (which can probably be immediately discarded on the grounds that it requires the guy not be retarded) is that it's just an elaborate plot to permanently embed himself into the LotR mythos, like the urban legend about some chick getting a large settlement from the...
  29. Gavinmad

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    This almost certainly did not happen.
  30. Gavinmad

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    I also have questions about how he was able to publish it in the first place. I assume there is some sort of automated submission system for e-books but does it not get subjected to scans for profanity/obscenity/plagiarism? The book has been purchasable for over 6 months and didn't flag any kind...
  31. Gavinmad

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    I really want to grab his book before it gets yanked from stores but not badly enough to shell out 15 bucks for it lmao
  32. Gavinmad

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    That kind of plagiarism would be technically legal but would still be highly unethical and scandalous behavior. But considering the e-publishing date, it's far more likely that he rewrote his shitty fanfic to match the already released episodes than they stumbled across his "masterpiece" and...
  33. Gavinmad

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    He actually released his fanfic without permission which raises this above the level of typical frivolous plagiarism lawsuits. Except looking at the dates, 4 episodes of RoP aired before he e-published his fanfic...
  34. Gavinmad

    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    Collectors in Plat = instant quit and requeue. Never beat plat collectors even with premade attempts, much less a pug.
  35. Gavinmad

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Why was there ever any serious doubt about his being cleared to play again once there was a consensus that the cardiac arrest was due to commotio cordis? You could stand him on a field and have him take a thousand tackles straight to the chest without it happening again. Maybe people overreacted...
  36. Gavinmad

    Spring 2023 Anime Thread

    man fuck you guys
  37. Gavinmad

    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    Who cares what they intended? When 99% of gold/plat matches are Geth (the only enemy without a sync kill), it speaks loudly as to how hated sync kills are. Fuck they could have at least made Krogan immune to sync kills, considering their other restrictions. Yes a quick rocket could stop a sync...
  38. Gavinmad

    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    The fact that you got snarky instead of just saying 'sync kills' backs me up.