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Motherfucker can't even keep his own jokes straight. Pats fans are trash. The NFL deserves better.

Thanks bro. I'll check it out. Crackstreams didn't work too well for me last night. Hopefully this one isn't blocked by the company yet.

That's far from a sure thing. Unless I misunderstood the announcers, beating you will put us in the playoffs so you know we'll choke. I expect both teams to look like they're trying to lose. But then again it's Cowboys and Indians. We may both come out looking like this should be the...

I'm traveling for work for a month. That means no wife and shitty Internet. I completely forgot to download any new porn. So I have subsist on the archives. I hate when I get halfway through a show and suddenly remember what happens next. Can't even try to cheat cause there's no women worth...

That surprises me. I thought there was a lot more weight in a shotguns barrel. But apparently not as much as is in the action and mag tube of a pump. Coulda won money off of me.

By halogen I assume you mean those fuckers that look bluish and hurt my eyes. I shine a flashlight back at those motherfuckers. Once I was in an old copcar and I turned the spotlight around and flashed him.

Donors can see it.

If you're recoil sensitive Winchester makes AA Featherlites that are lower recoil than any 20 GA. Even the Featherlite 20ga doesn't have any less recoil than the 12ga. Federal makes a metro load that's meant to be suppressed that some say is even softer. I don't know what size shot you use for...

I doubt any of this amod team are boomers. Probably mostly gen x with a couple millennials

I can't believe y'all honestly think death would stop hodj from last wording us. The most reasonable and likely scenario here is that hodj is dead and as such in the afterlife has all of time laid out before him like a Panoramic picture. He has already autisimed his way out of hell, come to the...

My questions stand.

Then you are lucky and I envy you because you pay less for electricity and are more likely to be able to cook and have heat when the power goes out. But if you have an indoor sauna or steam bath, I guess you need to run the ac.

I didn't know we had anyone defending them. Who is it? Lenindoritos? Are people really saying that negroes weren't bred to be man aggressive back when we were allowed to fight them, and it's only gone to shit in the generations since it was outlawed? Or are you making shit up. Also that pit...

This seems like a post that should be saved and requoted in a couple weeks when Brady suffers his career ending injury on what Patriot fans will think was the dirtiest hit ever.

I'm going to forgive you for your obvious ignorance on how heat pumps work. All they do is reverse the cooling cycle. It still uses compressors and condensers and all that shit that actually traps and removes the moisture. But you need to hunt down your high school chemistry teacher and slap...

The heater will also cut down the humidity. Maybe the ac unit is really a heat pump and it only looks like the ac is on.

There's a reason I voted for you.

Didn't realize folder rage quitted. Thought he was just shawed. I would make a bet on hodj, but I think hes dead so the time frame would be infinity. The only way I could collect the bet would be to doxx him and show you guys the obit, but that would get me banned.

Is err going to serve this time? Cause I'd pick him to decline.

I assume this is a bannable offense on reddit, so report him. anyone can afford nudes. Your Santa is just lazy.

In that case go ahead and get one imported then wait till it turns 18. Might even get a good deal on one they're ready to discard.

How old are you? People who hate the weight of a gun when they get older often find they hate the recoil of the lighter guns even more. I wish I still had my that 870 I got when I was 15. Some dopehead stole 20+ years ago. The damn thing constantly failed to feed because a little bar in the...

If that's a chick, I like her instincts. Something starts erupting, shove it in your mouth.

Last axis I killed was a beast too. We didn't weigh her per se but 150 lbs of man could only get about half its body up off the ground with a simple pulley. He was swinging from the rope like Tarzan. That was before any field dressing. We guessed she was about 225 on the hoof.

How long [strike through]are you [/strike through] is he willing to wait?

Getting off the plane the other day, I was in the back and the line wasn't moving so I decided to pop off to the toilet and take a piss. When I got back to my seat, my laptop was missing from the overhead luggage compartment. I saw it before I left so whoever it was took it while I was pissing...

Ban this faggot from the thread. Nevermind. He redeemed himself.

Vibroblades. Almost as cutty as a lightsaber when turned on. Most blades in the star wars universe will be vibroblades. Takes a lot of fuel. Not worth the cost if you have nowhere to be. There was a book where someone tried to hide in hyperspace for months and I think they went crazy. But that...

That's a first world problem? Pretty sure it'd be a legitimate beef even if you were a starving Ethiopian being waterboarded and raped at a secret spetznaz training camp. Maybe it wouldn't be at the top of the list, but it'd be worth mentioning. Edit: now I'm wondering if his "zipper" is his...

Serious talk for a moment. If any other cowboy fans wanna split a room in Miami and maybe even car pool to the Super Bowl, shoot me a pm.

Rams main problem on defense is that they were going for the ball instead of the tackle. Zeke and pollard made them pay for that all night long.

Apparently the Cowboys' only problem was the kicking game. Now that that's sorted I guess I better book my superbowl reservations.

No. The Cowboys won the coin flip and dak elected to kick it. Anyone who has played organized football past Jr high knows you have to defer and let the other team elect to receive. In the end new York stepped in and made the rams kick it to them to start the second half.

I just wanna say as a cowboy fan the rams shoulda got the ball to start the second half. Dak was stupid and stupidity should hurt. It took him 4 tries to say the magic word and he was still clearly saying he wanted to kick. I learned how to defer in Jr high. How the fuck has he not learned it yet?

God dammit Cowboys. Isn't there a single non retard you can send out to handle the coin flip? Fucking rams can't even make a first down without a penalty and they're still going to beat us.

No. It depends on context. My wife and I bring it up all the time and our marriage is fine. Every once in a while we remind each other of things like how she'd rather make the rest of my life miserable than give me a divorce and that's OK because i'd be more likely to seek a murder than a...

Tell him the best you can do $4k but you will write a receipt out for whatever price he wants to tell his wife he paid.

Watching that is my christmas eve tradition. It's so awesome. The best part of it is the commercials. I try to find a different broadcast version every year. What happened that spoilers were allowed? The movie hasn't released yet has it?

When do episodes drop? I thought it would be Thursday, but couldn't find it last night. As long as they have the same body shape, that's fine. Just don't slip a chick into the costume like they did in empire. Palpatine had a project where he collected samples from as many of the jedi as he...