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What the fuck kind of season finale was that? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they're back to the original universe, but still. Also, there was supposed to be a wrap show afterwards and my DVR didn't record it. Does anyone know where to find it?

That's the end result of texting and driving laws. She shoulda been allowed to keep on driving and text. She would have wrecked, but at least she'd be on the sidewalk where people can easily avoid her dumb ass.

There have been QBs on rookie contracts who had a winning record. There have been plenty of QBs on rookie contracts who won a few games. Almost all QBs on rookie contracts who have won a game. movinggoalpost.gif

Slow down foler. You may get to try a kuriin if you play your cards right.

Unless you're doing it wrong. Hey noodle, maybe we can help you out. Foler can come over to your place and let your wife eat his ass.

I mean, it's not usually just 1. Only if it's a quick hug and you're carrying shit or something.

I had already finished masturbating before I figured out they were bowling.

IATR

I've come up with a solution for the cowboys. Make Dak the highest paid tight end in the league. That way his ego is stroked and he gets paid what he's worth. Who has Jerry's number, we gotta get this idea to him.

Man, you got a weird family.

What do you mean by lean over for a hug? The only two types I know are 1. Bodies pressed fully against each other or 2. One person's legs wrapped around the other one.

I refuse to believe prescott is that stupid. He'd have to think he's the best QB in the league. Zeke might have a case, but I don't think cooper thinks he's the best either.

A neighbor just posted that their 3 month old pit escaped. Should I post a message saying "Thanks for the warning, we'll take care of him quickly if we see him"?

Oh and I guess it needs to be shrunk down a little.

How about this? Unfortunately it will only work on people with the default theme.

Taco Bell's logo is going the wrong direction. The latest one is downright unappetizing. When I see it, I think it's an abandoned taco bell with a faded sign that no one bothered to take down.

aint no motherfucking meat at fry's.

What the fuck? How high were you dude? For $7.50 a piece at an electronics store, you must have been cooking a couple of mouse pads with gel.

You also say it as someone who didn't catch the original context. I was going to reply with some ilhan omar quotes.

Goddam autocorrect. That was supposed to be LICK not like. My phone clearly doesn't know how depraved I am. Yet. And now I've forgotten what I came here to say. It was a thought I actually had in the shower last night.

I'm hoping that his podcast will bring people to the site. Because of the name, it will most likely be people who were searching for a religious podcast. When I was searching for his, initially the only thing I found was Fires from Heaven. I only read the synopsis, but I'm pretty sure any of...