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You probably have mild PTSD after subjecting yourself to that and should absolutely go through counseling for a while to help get through it.

But the doctor said it was only a partial ACL tear so now I'm back to questioning his medical competence on top of the rest.

The seventh season in a row the best teams in the league are the ones who made it to the Super Bowl.

Ok then I withdraw my questioning his medical competence but maintain that he's an unprofessional sexist.

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I realize you can tell something is wonky with one of the CLs pretty fast, but I would expect a doctor to need at least a few minutes of examination to be able to so confidently pronounce a partial ACL tear.

The Astros aren't going to fuck you bro.

Leaving aside his psychic diagnosis, he had no fucking business drawing further attention to the injury in the first place. I don't know if it ultimately mattered because I don't think Modafferi's corner missed the bad knee anyway and she certainly didn't adjust her gameplan to exploit it...

Other than Rogan rightfully saying the guy had no fucking business being anywhere near an octagon, not that I've seen.

Oh right, those are State Farm commercials aren't they? There are so goddamn many insurance commercials these days that I can't hardly tell. I do like the Baker Mayfield ones though.

Never underestimate Andy Reid's ability to never win the Super Bowl.

You should call Allstate and see if you can get Mahomes and auto.

looked like he stayed on his back and flipped his helmet catches off, but no word from the announcers so i guess he's fine

looked like KC's punt returner was injured just as they cut to commercial

When the QB is past the line of scrimmage and isn't already engaged in a slide you can blast him into another time zone without repercussion

i dont think his toe is down, but i think his cleats are dragging lol

Would you call them...historic?

PI on a receiver who was well short of the first down. High football IQ.

Don't see how the Chiefs can possibly win if they end up down early.

This is the real Super Bowl. Fuck the Niners.

It has to be really obvious to get a suspension, and even then it typically means at most a pitcher will miss a single start.

After your last couple days of posting in this thread, you're on shaky ground to be handing out this advice.

He was clearly still able to use his perk without hands (or any limbs at all for that matter) when he fought Deku

Conquest is more of a super-heavy cruiser than a true battleship. It's ok in the hands of a human pilot but it's fuck awful in the hands of the AI so never field one unless it's your flagship. Also don't care for the Legion because I don't like split roles. Onslaught, Paragon, and Astral are A+...

One could argue that Cowboy never actually showed up for that fight, thus how could he have lost it?

My thought was more that he caught him with whatever he charged in with more than those goofy looking shoulder checks, cause Cowboy already seemed dazed at that point.

Big fight Cowboy showed up. Also, incredibly slow stop from Herb Dean.

Aleksei Oleinik

Heavyweight matches are usually striker vs striker but the weigh-in limit for heavyweight is 265 so yeah they're some big dudes compared to the rest of MMA.

What the fuck was that doctor doing? He should be banned from all MMA events. But yeah, -850 favorite spends 12 minutes on her back, great job vegas.

jesus, Barber is a -850 favorite lol

Immortalized with an asterisk after your name for the rest of time just like the Patriots*

Did people really think nobody was gonna hire him? His 10 year record is well above .500 and he was saddled with a few truly mediocre rosters during his tenure as coach. Yeah he never got it done in the playoffs which is the ultimate measure of success, but it's not like he's completely incompetent.

"We're entering a second Golden Age of Star Trek" lol

Well there's only one thing to do. DACHO RYUSEIBAKU!!!

It was written as ONE movie originally.