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Sad thing is she would make this frown that was every bit as obnoxious.

If we"re starved for breakup stories, I"ll share one, too. It"s not the most exciting, but anyway. The ex I"ve posted numerous pictures of, I dated her for most of my last year of undergrad and first year of grad school. She had just moved into town for school and got hired at the restaurant I...

I"ll brofist you on that. Shit"s stupid. At least you don"t manually sign your posts anymore. You should write "-Aamina" on all the foreheads you wreck.

That"s pretty big, too, but after going to a Brazilian steak house, I realized I really don"t need anything but steak and sides of steak and steak for dessert to enjoy a meal. And like hell am I letting a woman do my grilling for me.

Dealbreaker.

Do you think Asian hookers would stick around to charge Aamina for cuddling and forehead kisses?

Happy trail.

Yeah, androgynous 12-year-olds are a fucking shitty race.

Put some faggoty spiked Cloud-esque hair on that and I wouldn"t think twice about it being a random Asian guy, seems risky. Also, looks 12. How do people get boners over that?

It is not easier to read. It looks like garbage, and when you attempt to emphasize every sentence, you emphasize none of them. Idiot.

I"m waiting for this new girl that only sticks to shrooms and molly to get suckered into jabbing needles between her toes. There"s always a new chapter to read about. You know, until they OD or get shot trying to rob someone anyway.

I would read that thread.

This. She could just be an awesome example of someone with a difficult childhood who took control of her life and simply isn"t afraid to share it with you. She could also be fucking crazy. Additional reconnaissance required.

I"ve known people to fuck for molly and ecstasy, but not acid and shrooms. I"d say she sounds like a smaller risk (lol). Also, I wouldn"t have pegged your girl for a heroin junkie by looking at her. Then again, heroin is vegan right?

Try not to get this one swimming in needles, too, or is she already into that?

Aamina, I apologize. We didn"t know what we had until we lost it. We miss you, bro. I"d internet fistbump you but I think you"d prefer a headbutt.

What? No. Aamina, tell us all about these erotic cuddling exploits.

Here you go:

You"re obviously new here. It"s common knowledge that you don"t fuck on the first date. If you"re a real man, you sing each other songs, cuddle, rub your legs together, and finish with a baller fucking forehead kiss before driving home and not thinking about your ex-wife.

Go for it. Also, she"s a pint-sized 8? Pictures, bro.

You"re kind of like Fedor, except instead of posting animated .gifs in a thread about pictures, you"re posting about eating out other dudes" assholes in a thread about sex with women.

Or just stay the fuck away like we"ve all been saying.

I know plenty of people that aren"t fans of piss and shit, but your wife is turned off by your own splooge? That sucks.

... I was thinking of the same thing, though.

I"d have to already be a single father, and this woman would have to be fucking amazing for me to consider raising her kid. Stay away from that nonsense.

Maybe these tranny bro-hunters work together and share potential targets with one another.

I shit from my asshole. It"s a pretty good feeling. I highly recommend it to everyone.

So, BRO, how hairy is T-Rex"s asshole? Does the form that shit into dreads? Post some pics to help those participating in No-Fapuary.

I was under the impression that a lot of Muslims completely removed their pubes (body hair as well maybe?), usually by waxing. Then again, if she"s looking to get boned by a good Christian like yourself, she probably isn"t practicing and might be rocking a bear downstairs.

Use an old pair of beard clippers on a zero gauge setting. No razor burn and you can let people you don"t like borrow your butt clippers on their face.

Sorry, I meant totes.com/sithstyle

I"m definitely showing up to the party if Salty and Rasputin are going.

Was she good at algebra?

She"s already told us about all the confident 40 year old divorcees that frequent Panera Bread looking for easy hipster liberal arts majors. It"s impressing no one.

Haha, awesome.

People willingly hang out with Mippo? Serious question.

The Girls Who Broke Your English Thread

Tyen, are you really settling for this bro"s sloppy seconds?

Nah bro, she wears a fake ring so the 40 year olds will lay off at Starbucks.

They"re all tres busy.com, #jewnosedcuntbeast.