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She was ranting in the middle of a fucking siege while the goddamn floor was shaking from the repeated impact of ship mounted weapons, after learning that the Wise Masters she hadn't killed had retaken both Yunkai and Astapor and reestablished slavery in those cities. It's not like she calmly...

Then we haven't been watching the same show because she had clearly been set up as every bit as much of a 'chosen one' as Jon has, and it wasn't until there became danger of two chosen ones clashing that they started shoehorning in the Mad Queen turn.

You lost me at HBO

House Tarly had been one of the primary bannermen of House Tyrell for decades, they fought FOR House Targaryen during Robert's Rebellion. Unless we're assuming she had literally NO education about Westeros growing up (possible since they were probably focusing on Viserys) OR from any of her...

By fucked with her do you mean betrayed her, kidnapped her dragons, and murdered a bunch of her men? Doreah fucking personally strangled Irri in a cut scene. You guys are crazy defending this villain swerve for Dany, unless y'all read the spoilers (which I haven't) and you're just...

Except the Tarly thing was nothing but more of the same ham-handed shitty writing because she had just cause to execute Randyl Tarly as a traitor. The idea that she was a tyrant on Essos is just fucking retarded. They're pulling a retarded swerve with her character because they're garbage tier...

I thought the Bronn scene was total fucking cringe and nothing but a setup for him to do something that's going to really piss us all off in one of the remaining episodes.

Hasn't it been said that the original plan was for a time skip after Swords? So Feast and Dance are the literary equivalent of filler episodes.

"Dany kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet" WAT

At this point I'm rooting for a mass extinction event

Every time you think it can't get any worse the writers are like 'hold my zima'

Best part is that I'm not even watching tonight but I was still able to answer your question.

Is his name Cerrone?

I've been watching 'captain marvel, an unbridled meh' in bits and pieces instead of actually watching captain marvel. the material he's working with is so bad that his shtick is barely even entertaining this time around, and i love his vids.

You know I think the thing that stuck with me the most about that unbridled rage video was the fact that back in season 1? they made a point of Jorah just sort of casually using his heavy plate armor to catch a dothraki arakh against his side without being hurt and killing the wielder, but in...

Except Tolkien flat out said it had nothing to do with the aftermath of WW2. And Aldarion's take on it is directly contradicted by the actual events of the scouring itself. Frodo spares Saruman despite what he has done to the shire, Saruman's death comes about as a consequence of his own...

It's not the show writers that are known for loving the scouring, it's GRRM.

It's not specifically about recreating the scouring, it's about the 'bittersweet' ending. Which I'm sure these hack writers will also fuck up.

All evidence to the contrary. Give it up man, we've been down this kind of road multiple times. We all wanted some sort of deeper meaning behind the mess of a faceless men resolution, we all wanted something more out of Dorne than retarded murder cunts, we all (or at least many of us) wanted...

Bit hyperbolic but I agree with the general sentiment.

Honest to god, my first thought when I heard he died was 'at least in heaven there is no Episode 8'

They already accomplished that with the Battle of the Bastards. This time they were trying to make it seem like everyone on Dany's side is a poor general.

He clearly has some control over precisely what happens during the snap, as he (Banner) mentions desperately trying to being Natasha back. Personally, I'd love to see "After the Snap" about adjusting to life when half the people in the world vanish.

I mean, Bella Ramsey has basically played the character as an over the top almost caricature of a northern lord this entire time, it may have been ridiculous but the entire premise of her character has been ridiculous from the very beginning and she still managed to sell it.

TBT touched on it, but it was also 10 years ago and she was absolutely tiny at the 2008 Olympics.

You son of a bitch that's exactly the video i was going to link when I saw the topic shift this way. *edit* For people who aren't familiar with them, the two women saying shit like "I could never do that" are Nastia Liukin (5 medals at 2008 Olympics, 1 gold) and Shawn Johnson (4 medals at 2008...

Myrcella is also missing an ear and part of her face in the books.

Jon has just cause to execute Lord Glover and they better at least mention it clearly even if it doesn't get its own scene. Be a nice parallel to Ned executing the traitor in the beginning, and be interesting when compared to Robb's misstep in executing Lord Karstark.

What the fuck thread do you think you're in bro?

Even a guy writing satire comes up with stuff that's better than the ACTUAL dialogue

The average wight cant weigh more than what, 60-100 pounds? Only the very recently raised would still have most of their mass left. Massed cavalry charge would honestly have never stopped until the horses got tired, aside from running into the occasional giant. Plot twist: The flaming arakhs...

I think the hammer wouldn't let him pick it up until a moment of genuine need, not just to win a pissing contest.

Are Nebula and Gamora stunt doubles, or do they really look that different without a CGI touchup?

Nah he was repeatedly throwing himself in the way to protect her. Was really one of the best deaths in the entire series, given how often people end up going out like bitches.

Also I'm guessing Lord Glover gets executed next episode.

He (Rhaegal? whichever one Jon was riding) was badly wounded by the undead dagron but i think if it had been fatally it would have been a lot more dramatic.

...that Arya has been partially trained by a cult of death worshiping assassins.

That's just a legend, nobody actually knows how valyrian steel is created.