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I suppose the plus side to DC fighting HW is that he doesn't have to cheat to make weight.

Why? That was quite possibly the dumbest fucking change they did, particularly because the Mosasaur's escape was so completely irrelevant. The Mosasaur lagoon is nowhere near the ocean in Jurassic World (as much as you can say that about any place on a relatively small island), so it's not like...

So you're saying that no, in fact, the fat whiny cheater didn't do anything impressive.

Did the fat whiny cheater actually do something impressive for once?

Except they flubbed it just like everything else in the movie. I mean yeah I've said before that she's the actual villain of Jurassic World, but as callous as she appears she does have a duty to keep the park in business, and she's not a sociopath or she wouldn't have taken such serious personal...

huh. Guess I've just been super unlucky then.

Predictably, slow boss damage meant that a horde spawned up my ass while I was the only one doing respectable damage to the stormfiend (beam pyro), and the two aforementioned idiots were out of positioned when a horde spawned and buttfucked me and the shade. Also now that I think about it I'm...

Just ran a legendary quickplay with an ironbreaker using 2h axe/grudgeraker and a merc using repeater, and all I could think to myself was 'why the fuck didnt i nope out of this group at the lobby'

I'm generally open minded to crazy, not stupid.

I could get on board with this if I could specify Riley Reid before she fucked any black guys.

Yeah I'm actually shocked this thread made it that far before someone said Ivanka.

Except I'd have to start a new playthrough to be able to play the DLC. REEEEEE

I'm guessing Nunes just doesn't give a shit about a pride march, which is why they got her girlfriend to go instead.

That's not what I'm talking about. If their primary interest was in the wider applications of the genetic engineering technology that InGen developed, why did they specifically want viable embryos? Their interest (in the movie at least) is very clearly in competing with InGen over dinosaur...

Is that supposition, or does the BioSyn guy actually say that?

I haven't read the first book in ages but I don't remember Nedry's BioSyn contact saying about using the technology in other fields. If their primary interest was the genetic engineering itself and not specifically dinosaur cloning then electronic copies of InGen's research and lab work would be...

Needs to be reposted. I don't expect anyone to sit through an entire 50+ minute movie review, but you should at least skim a few parts of it. He tears basically every single part of the movie to shreds, absolutely vicious and probably a more entertaining watch than the movie itself.

Aeris LMR x2, Cloud Glint, Cloud USB2, Noctis Glint, Zack BSB, Iris BSB, 3 pulls.

The idea of using dinosaurs as military assets is seriously one of the dumbest fucking ideas they've ever had with this franchise. Leaving aside all the fucking evidence that it clearly doesn't fucking work (the raptors tried to kill him when he rescued that feeder, during the hunt for the D-Rex...

...except social inequality is a core aspect of the entire fucking Deus Ex setting. jesus fucking christ you people are morons.

If THAT was your reason for quitting Mankind Divided then there is something seriously fucking wrong with your brain.

That actually triggers the fuck out of me. When you're replacing so much of your humanity with metal and electricity, gender starts to lose its meaning. And I don't mean that in an 'everyone is gender fluid' kind of way, but more that humanity has started to distance itself from such quaint and...

Terraria (yeah yeah most people bought it centuries ago) Klei survival bundle (Oxygen Not Included, Don't Starve/Together with all DLC) The Long Dark (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU) Templar Battleforce (<3 Trese Brothers) Door Kickers

2nd gen chains all have a 50% boost for either atk or magic, so in my case if I'm holy chaining with Ramza I'll likely just toss hastega on my healer since his bsb2 was my previous source for +atk and haste. The new bardsong looks like total trash but hastega is potentially very useful and the...

Apparently cattiness is one of the many things tied to estrogen because the very first thing Vanessa did was start slinging shade about Msb's tits.

King USB ain't meh.

Definitely spent all my luck on Fest 1, the big freebie pull just now was 5 SSBs (mostly not even useful for CMs) and the disco was a dupe of seymour's CSB.

IIRC Msb got e-stalked by one of our resident creepers through something like imgur or some other pic uploading site. Seemed like a very unlikely candidate for the traditional tranny suicide due to passing quite well.

Vanessa still has his dick. I'd have gone hog wild on the pus dripping inside out remains of Msbehavn's dick though.

Against my better judgement, I went for one more pull on Fest 1 because even though the risk was really high with only 3 non-dupes, the reward was still really high too. Was totally expecting to do a 1/10 with a worthless dupe relic. Instead I got Ramza CSB (one of the 3 non-dupes) along with...

You can't really call something a shock reveal if it wouldn't be that shocking.

I see your 2/1 and raise you the 2/2 that I didn't bother SSing, which was Orlandu USB, Elarra USB, Elarra LMR, Seifer LMR, after pulling Seifer CSB and Vanille BSB on my previous two pulls. Only 3 non-dupes left on the banner for me, which is a shame because Sinzar also struck out on super...

Unless they've changed it, a tranqed dino stays tranqed indefinitely until you airlift him somewhere. So if you want to protect the remaining herbivores you can leave him tranqed until you get a new pen built. If that doesn't work anymore then you better get that new pen built fast.

I picked this up on the sale and I'd refund it if I could, but im at like 3 hours. Apparently they did a recent update to the cooking system? Aside from making everything take significantly longer to cook, in the interface you click RMB to place food on the fire...but LMB eats the meat raw...

Have they started murdering people who have the audacity to show up with the genitals they were born with intact, or is that still to come?

Well I used to be undecided but now im 100% on board the sex robot train. pic mostly unrelated. *edit* What the fuck, picked a random ass pic off imgur so I wasn't posting with a pic and when I get to the final page, its a repost of the Brazzers joke Bubbles just posted. Let's try this again

Sorta happened to me on JP. Wanted a new 4* TM on the CG WiV banner, Cid popped out of my very first ticket. At first I was annoyed (because even if Dragoons are no longer trash tier on JP, they still dont have a place in the meta) but a couple days later I said fuck it and pulled some more...

I like Prison Architect but it rustles the fuck out of my jimmies that optimal design for many rooms is just cramming a bunch of shit into a wide open space instead of logically designed rooms. When I look at perfectly optimized cafeteria setups I want to rage.

I'd say the first season of Power Rangers is acceptable too. Semi-anthropomorphized bipedal dragons are dinosaurs right?

you fucking cretaceous hipster