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TFW during a conversation about your health you unthinkingly blurt out to your mother that the only reason you haven't committed suicide is because of the grief it would cause the family. Awkwaaaaaard

Her main lack of attraction for Lurkingdirk is the fact that she isn't related to him.

So balance between classes is better but weapon balance is as bad or worse than the first one? lol Really the only reason to use Kruber in the first one was for hasted repeater murderfests anyway, unless you were lucky enough to pull his red mace. I remember a video of one of the VT ninjas...

fuck me sideways why couldn't they do something to de-incentivize animation cancelling, i fucking hate it

Finally picked it up and I'm already contemplating putting in for a refund on this piece of shit. Crash any time I adjust a graphics setting and the one time I got into a quick match it spawned me under the floor. *edit* Shit finally seems to have stabilized after the initial shitshow, now I...

For all intensive porpoises he is under oath. Federal statute prohibits lying to congress, and the consequences are comparable to perjury charges iirc.

I prefer the violent slut Hinata from Road to Ninja and Tenten's Infinite Tsukiyomi dream

So people never got Go running in an emulator again?

But does Castle Ravenloft have an invisible vanishing tile maze? That's the main reason I could never fucking switch servers, you can kiss my ass if you think I'm giving up my lvl 1 30% striding.

Jesus Christ, this is why everyone needs a good friend with nothing to lose. Anything like that ever happened to my sister or my friend's family, and I'd completely dismantle everyone involved. So glad to hear that it seems to be working itself out.

Grats. Still a long ways off but 7* Wilhelm is gamebreaking.

Sounds like she's back to where she was in the original. God tier if you're a conflag ninja, otherwise gtfo.

You'll never catch me betting against Conor in the octagon, but you'll also never catch me not hoping he gets his face caved in.

Out of curiosity I used the 90% ticket on the Tidus banner, got a blue mog which is what I expected. Seems likely a 70% ticket would be the same, if GL ever gets those.

In all fairness, I was wrong. I have 6 95+ dragonites and a 100% dratini.

6 hour lures? motherfucker there aren't even 6 pokestops in my goddamn town, when do you think the last time someone actually used a lure around here was?

So are there still any fishing websites/programs that show spawns in your area? That was the only thing that made small town play even remotely tolerable.

Fuck you, I was about to post that. Oh well, here's this one.

most of my dragonites are breath/claw, think one was wing/pulse for defending.

I quit playing before Draco Meteor was added to the game. I know it's a funky tutor move in real pokemon, so I assume from your gloating tone that you have to do something special to get it in Go?

That's actually a really good question, I've never used a 10 or a 30 on a moogle banner.

I have a legacy clefable. Is pound/moonblast still op? Gonna guess not kek

Yeah dragon tail and outrage didn't even exist when I played last. Guess I should dust off my 5 95+ dragonites and see whats up

Sounds like they revamped combat quite a bit, cause during gen 1 the difference between best and worst moves was ultimately kinda negligible

Oh yeah at the time I assumed legendaries would never actually come out. How the fuck is Jolteon better than Ampharos unless they redid the conversion formula? Jolteon has tons of speed and fast pokemon get buttfucked in the conversion to Go.

Did they change the formula conversions? Back when I calc a bunch of future gens Ampharos was one of the strongest electric types in the game due to its super low speed.

Except Ampharos doesn't have STAB with dragon moves unless mega-evolved. Is STAB no longer the most important thing in the game?

See when I quit I had a 100% perfect move machamp that still struggled to take down an even level snorlax.

Is Machamp no longer trash tier or something?

I quit shortly after they changed it so you couldn't play from rooted phones. I assumed people would work around that before long, but I didn't care enough to keep playing in the meantime.

4* ticket is only a 5% chance of a rainbow. But the 10% rainbow tickets are generally a joke, there's a reason we called them 90% disappointment tickets on JP.

Understatement of the century right here. Jake isn't just pretty bad, he's one of the worst rainbows ever, if not the worst. If you had to pay to be able to NOT pull on this banner, it would be a worthwhile investment.

Well that was part of the problem, Chysamere wouldn't stfu about Tokyo so I started spoofing around a bit to see what other places were like and once I got a taste of it I couldn't stomach going back to my 1500 pop town. But even if you aren't playing in a pokemecca like Central Park, any...

Try spoofing to Central Park, Santa Monica Pier, or basically anywhere in Tokyo. It's a completely different game.

Too bad the game is basically unplayable for me without spoofing to a more populated area.

lol @ folka being shit tier like ayaka

Glands in my neck aren't swollen, it's a muscle apparently. wtf

That's a profound insult to cartoons for pre-teens.

Sorry I meant that was my plan B, I wasn't advocating for it. If you have a formal diagnosis look into getting a prescription for Lamictal, has had a lot of good results treating Bi-Polar Disorder.

Not waiting around for death.