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no, it's Phazael.

This was the only thing I had on imgur that came close to capturing how retarded your post is.

Leaving aside fully functional anatomy changes, the uterine replicator is very common equipment in Sci-Fi and the technology level in Mass Effect is well beyond what would be needed. Artificial uterus - Wikipedia

Pretty fucking stupid. The pull rate on the 5* from the recent player created raid on JP sure as fuck wasn't 1%, or I wouldn't have completed three of his TMR. At any rate, as shitty as this dumbass raid is, now that we're consistently getting content that actually requires tanks, it's pretty...

I ditched Firion for Luka but I've still failed twice due to break resists, by which I mean Ifrit resisting mag break three turns in a row and then wiping me. Gonna try sticking a spare DW on Ling just so she breaks twice a round. Really wish I had an Abel dagger to toss on her, Abel dagger is...

Wonder how many people will sub just so they can call the game out for being a piece of shit.

what the fuck is your party? ELT Ifrit takes me like 10 minutes per go.

fucking amazing. I decide to try out a double healer team for slow but guaranteed kills, because with Luka running priestess miracle every turn I don't need to worry about paralysis immunity. Mag break resisted three turns in a row.

jesus christ. Elite is worth morea little over 3x what pro is worth, but takes hundreds of times longer. Yes, I caved and put jeweled ring on my Firion, but I think the real key was 100% fire immunity on Cecil (was only running 50% for some dumbass reason) and just some rng luck because nobody...

If your whole team isn't paralyze immune then you're using Ling to cure paralyze anyway.

I'm not tossing a jeweled ring on Firion, that would cost me 30+20% atk, at which point it would probably be better to just go back to boring old Noctis companion, and having someone other than Noctis/Olive up is fun.

I'd say 2 was more of starting down the path that led to 3, rather than being a complete change from 1. The issue with 2 was that 90% of the game was recruitment and loyalty quests. Very little of the story actually had anything to do with the Reapers or Collectors.

Bioware wasn't talking about Alliecat, they were talking about that racist Indian dude.

That nutjob seems like the type to have gone on an epic racist rant if he had been fired. Oh, except Fedor's second post clearly shows that Alliecat is not a former member of Bioware as of yesterday, lol. Means it has to be captain racism.

See? GOTY material.

Shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, we've known for years that these people are rabid cannibals.

Mass Effect Andromeda. Because god damn, I can't remember the last time I got this much entertainment out of a video game.

40 million is probably a wildly dishonest figure.

It's only 1 level and the level down timer gets reset if you level him up.

Break resist is far and away the dumbest fucking thing Gumi has ever done, and I hope whatever faggot dev came up with the idea dies horribly. Not kidding. I know it's just a cell phone game and I still hope the faggot that came up with break resist dies horribly.

Max is 50 pulls. Be grateful that the max isn't still 10 pulls, that's a change that just hit JP.

I got completely obliterated on ELT too. Will just farm pro and see about trying ELT again later for the achievements. But Omniveil isnt nearly enough, seeing as how that still leaves you at negative FR.

Was waiting up to spend my first batch of orbs right away, realize that the raid doesnt start for another hour because of goddamn fucking PDT.

I doubt I could do it again now that I'm a senior citizen, maybe if I spent a couple days practicing and then popped a double dose of adderall first. Top Gun isn't actually hard, the issue is that the directions the game gives you to land on the aircraft carrier are flat out wrong and you will...

I've beaten that level. I'm also one of the handful of people in the world who made it to level two of Top Gun for NES.

No, they're fucking terrible.

What the hell fights have you been watching that take 15-20 minutes?

The only thing seriously wrong with his list is EQ2. I can overlook the horror of someone putting the Tactics sequels on a greatest ever list, but not EQ2.

I was reasonably amused but not much I hadn't seen before. Then Poopy showed up and I lost it.

Well either way I'm sure he knows some very important blue-hairs.

Divider hits almost as hard as warp break and it's AoE. Ain't nothing wrong with just running Gigglemash as a plain old phys dps unit, cause it doesn't sound like you have better.

That dialogue doesn't make me cringe. It's so bad that my brain can't even process it.

So once you cut out 90% of the game, it starts to feel ok?

You can't just have your characters say how they're feeling! That makes me feel angry!

You know you done fucked up when you make ME3 look like a masterpiece in comparison.

That bit about 'how did the planet change so much in 600 years of FTL travel' is now rustling the fuck out of my jimmies. Apparently JJ Abrams was involved with this project too. *edit* More inspiration for Andromeda animators!

SJW hive mind

People like you are the single biggest problem with the gaming industry.