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How many 0dte calls should I buy?

So boys how do I leverage a presidential assassination attempt into big gains when the markets open?

The most definitive evidence yet that Musk is actually just a retard.

this is not a derail. Expect full due diligence on any plays I post about, not memes. I don’t think including an analysis of the interests of the ruling class as part of an investment decision should be out of bounds.

No you don’t understand. Anti-Semitic knowledge will be used as part of comprehensive strategy of following smart Jewish money. I’m not betting against them. If they are going to destroy my nation, at least I can profit off of it.

I am currently developing an anti-Semitic investing strategy. Would stock pals be interested in this brave new frontier?

https://www.wsj.com/tech/grindr-to-delve-into-dating-as-more-users-seek-long-term-relationships-3a940749 Short grindr immediately

I had what sounds like the exact same problem last year. Some CUNT totaled it before I ever figured it out though. Can confirm it wasn’t belts.

I guess “value” isn’t the right word. Being the world reserve currency, usable everywhere, and respected everywhere is a value that’s isn’t captured in a 1:1 monetary value comparison. Until the dollar, at the very least has competition on these fronts, bitcoin will remain an investment not a...

The way I see it, bitcoin is a speculative investment device until the moment USD becomes inherently less valuable/trustable than bitcoin. The way things are going, this seems increasingly likely to happen eventually.

Once again, I miss out

I have not been the same since I stared into the abyss of aychamo’s asshole.

I have not watched a football game in about 3 years. I am now far too racist to enjoy it. Pls leave me alone sir.

https://richmond.craigslist.org/d/for-sale/search/sss?query=shotguns

I have never liked jeans. 5 pocket chinos or corduroys are superior in every jean appropriate situation.

My collection is extensive.

Went to buy a shitcoin on a swap, gas fees over a hundred fucking dollars right now. What a joke. Crypto is a scam.

Doge is literally a meme with no fundamentals that only exists for pump and dumps. Stop fucking holding it you retards.

Doge has a value that is entirely meme based. You should only buy it if you have enough free time to check its value every 20 minutes because it could dump to nothing or moon in an extremely short period of time. It is a meme. It has no use case, project, or intrinsic value.

Don't listen to anyone trying to tell you these coins are currency. None of them function as a currency. You are just playing pretend stocks with real money.

ETH is designed to rape you with $100 "gas fees" per transaction. Can't wait until this shitcoin is replaced with something less overtly Jewish.

lol imagine killing yourself one day before the squeeze. What a retard.

”anymore"

Silver pump was literally a wall Street planted meme. Now is the dump.

I knew I should have bought $10k doge two days ago when I saw the pump meme to sell this morning.

23andMe sells your DNA to Israel. Ethically a bad choice, financially a safe investment.

ummm wtf bro. My meme portfolio is literally 100% invested in one SPAC you recommended right now.

BUY RUBIC This is not financial advice, I'm drunk right now.

Bro you invested in Gay HIV?

So buy every SPAC on the market at $11 and then sell when any of them hit $25. I'm going to be a millionaire so fast. Who knew it was this easy?

Up $22 already on my FoH braintrust portfolio. Cashing out now and hitting up McDonald's for 20 mix and match mcdoubles and mcchickens. Thanks bros.

Imagine how stupid you'll feel when the squeeze hits and it's $1.5k/share.

Just become a slumlord. Biden will expand "affordable housing" initiatives. Just let the government pay you to house joggers and don't waste any money on maintenance.

You're welcome. You still have time to stop paying now. Let me know if you need anymore financial advice.

Everything I was thinking at buying is at or near ATH. All future 10x candidate shitcoins are a hassle to buy and gas fees are like fucking $30 per transaction. Why is crypto so gay?

That was pretty retarded. You should have just not paid all year and then moved out of California when the moratorium ends. Win/win play right there.