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This is what happens when you and your children never leave the house and the only outside human interaction you have is with the PeaPod driver when he drops off your pallette of pizza rolls and salisbury steak hungry man frozen dinners.

A fat girls butt always looks hungry. It craves a true feast.

I've banged probably 5-6 fat chicks. Only one was bad at giving head, which made her essentially worthless as a human being.

Oh stop acting like you all haven't fucked a fat chick. I've fucked my fair share of fat chicks. Sometimes you're drunk or it's been a while and you just want a wet hole. Hell, sometimes the fat chicks are pretty sexy. And you know a fat chick loves suckin dick, and they're great at it too...

Keep that white knight shit outta this thread. Onoes, cough up the story already.

I don't understand the jalapeno popper pizza roll. Why not just buy jalapeno poppers? The pizza dough would only make the popper worse, not better.

Your version is missing the roasted pork, swiss cheese and pickles bro.

You're going to be really disappointed with the buffalo chicken if it's totino's.

Easy DZ

Just got finished watching the Broke 30 for 30 on Netflix. Pretty much exactly what I expected to see but goddamn, fuckin Bernie Kosar. That guy seems like such a broken man. He was sweating and shaking and he looked like he was about to break down into tears. Shit.

I don't even want to know.

What the fuck is this sage and lemongrass shit? She might as well just douse herself in patchouli. Why can't Tom's make something that actually smells good. Like strawberry vanilla swirl or some shit.

Kids aren't as dumb as adults like to pretend they are. In turn adults are usually really lazy and stupid about the way they lie to kids. So in short, yes, kids can tell.

Thanks Obama

That's some audacious shit. Cheating on your husband while he sleeps like one room over. So what kind of loot did she get out of it?

So did he bang her in front of the rest of the guild at the get together or was it more like a later on down the road kind of thing.

I was indeed

Death and Taxes plays this game?

I'd do it but you'd never be able to put me on camera. I'm a ginger, people don't trust gingers.

You mean the fact that you stopped getting laid?

White rice by itself is terrible, but it's awesome when combined with various sauces/meats/veggies. It's especially good with Indian Food (don't even try to pretend basmati rice isn't white rice)

Keep feeling sorry for yourselves. The poor misfits who can't talk about their one true passion in life for fear of becoming a pariah. Good grief Charlie Brown. Some of you guys really have a flare for the dramatic and really know how to point blame at inconsequential shit and pretend it's the...

Do Boston fans usually not wear pants?

I'm just going to jump in and echo McCheese and some other's thoughts. This whole "no child left behind" thing and parents acting as if trade school is beneath their child is ridiculous. Way too many kids are going to college and graduating with crippling debt they have no chance of repaying...

Realm of the mad god you say? Is it really that twitchy and fast? RotMG is great for what it is but it's hard to picture that translating into a 3D MMO, although I guess technically it already is an MMORPG.

I still fail to see the point. This is what you said:

Train and stamp collections. Bitches love that shit. I sometimes forget what website I'm on. A lot of you guys are clueless.

That cuts deep man. Real deep. But it's true. It was sprung on me out of nowhere.

This is the last thing I'll say about this. There is nobody on earth who literally doesn't care, at all, what other people think about them. However, there are certain things we dwell on that are just silly. If you can't be honest about the things you enjoy you're stifling your own success...

Visibly excited when his Nacros arrived. "Smed, you know how I feel about Nacros. You know how Laurene feels about Nacros..."

That was the hardest part of quitting for me. Removing the ritual. Boredom was the reason I started in the first place. But lately I've been like a fucking snicker's commercial. "Somebody get Khane a Marlboro, he's such a diva when he's craving nicotine"

Here's something I haven't thought about until now, and I realize I'm probably being very unfair. Those of you who are gunshy about admitting video games as a hobby, did your family and close friends give you a hard time about video games? My family and friends never gave me shit about playing...

I believe your opinions are a direct manifestation of your own insecurities. We have a fundamental difference of opinion, so I guess you're right. But I'm not the retard who doesn't understand why not caring about what people think about your hobbies is healthy whereas not giving a shit about...

If we're being honest. Being a good looking, healthy, funny, interesting guy with impeccable fashion sense and complete confidence in himself is the only thing affecting my opinion. I just dgaf. It doesn't really matter if I tell women I play video games or not. They aren't going anywhere.

Uncle G needs to stop smoking!

Yea, but that's only because you're fat, so you don't want to be a stereotype. Even though you are a stereotype.

You know guys... the fact that it glows orange is very telling. This is supposed to be COLD fusion. That shit should glow translucent! Or like a faint purple or something. Actually... what color is "cold"? Orange, blue, red and white are all "hot" colors.

Actually, I've never tried to make pizza dough. I've only tried to make pie dough (pastry dough?). And that was a bitch. Don't know if there's a big difference. Maybe I'm just a doughpe.

I think I see the problem here. Though I didn't think Ithaca had such a different social paradigm than Middletown, CT. There's a social stigma attached to tattoos where you're from? Again, we aren't talking about in the work place Deathwing, we're talking about in the world of singles who are...