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  1. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Also a summary of Blizzard's trajectory.
  2. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I think we can safely assume two things: 1) they have fewer than 20 people on WoW Classic 2) most of them are dumber than even amateur private server staff so definitely worthy of a shitty evaluation
  3. uniqueuser

    Most underrated and overrated movies ever

    Probably because the more familiar a story becomes the harder it is to keep making it scary.
  4. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Praying for factors outside your control to align so that your number on a third-party's external website might increase is the pinnacle of successful gameplay in the World of Warcraft.
  5. uniqueuser

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Your naive notion on the benefits of showcasing moldering stock to drum up business aside, what you're describing only accounts for a quarter of the most recent aid package...
  6. uniqueuser

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    So what you’re saying is that it’s ackshually only tens of billions squandered, not tens of billions. Hang in there, Zelensky, your fleet of 600i Executive-Editions will be arriving soon.
  7. uniqueuser

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Other defense contractors going to be green with envy when the US government starts buying virtual spaceships from RSI to send over there. Guessing there's a big overlap among SC backers and the #SlavaUkraini crowd who'd cheer their tax dollars being used toward this end.
  8. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Yes, WoW has a long history of individual tweaks, bugs, and bug fixes alike causing disproportionate shifts in the class meta across all aspects of the game. Or were you just confused as to why we're discussing WotLK in the World of Warcraft: Classic thread? Either way you're retarded.
  9. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Funny how small mechanical changes reveal how fragile the meta stability is in shit games like WoW.
  10. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Doubt that was significant even back at the original release.
  11. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Not only does the existence of snapshotting reveal the lazy, half-assed way so many mechanics were implemented, it leads to even greater degenerate behavior in the already hopelessly degenerate activity that is DPS parsing.
  12. uniqueuser

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    Modern-day gladiators lol
  13. uniqueuser

    Path to Nowhere

    Title sounds like an apt description of the entire industry.
  14. uniqueuser

    Crowfall

    Doesn't sound like the studio is closing up shop, they'll probably just be pivoting back to a perpetual dev fundraising state to swindle a new generation of idiots.
  15. uniqueuser

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Yeah they're just so fortunate to witness every silly thought better left to the domain of the imagination be realized to generate some more shitty crossover consoomer content.
  16. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    This guy just died. https://www.wowhead.com/news/former-world-of-warcraft-and-diablo-developer-travis-day-has-passed-away-328301
  17. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Because they're too risk-averse to change what they don't understand in the first place.
  18. uniqueuser

    Stray - get your pussy on (PS4,5 and Windoze)

    Jokes aside, they did that years ago with shitty mobile puzzle games like Candy Crush.
  19. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Because that strategy is working so well for us in every other area touched by this contagion, huh.
  20. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/news/social-contract-added-to-wrath-of-the-lich-king-classic-beta-327895 pathetic
  21. uniqueuser

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Yeah, a team of zeroes.
  22. uniqueuser

    Tiny Tina's Wonderlands

    Because mutual self-congratulation is the order of the day among our modern "creatives"; no back is left unpatted and by god it won't go unnoticed either. The fact that half of them also made dedications to their dogs further illustrates the sad sort of people in the game dev business.
  23. uniqueuser

    Lost Ark Online

    A person's opinion on something isn't dependent on their performance at it, dummy. If you want to hold another generic asian grinder in high esteem because you think you're a pro at pressing buttons in it that's fine, but don't assume the inverse holds true.
  24. uniqueuser

    Lost Ark Online

    More like they're realizing games are shit now, and this one is no exception.
  25. uniqueuser

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Then wonder why in a world where nearly all entertainment media ever made is at one's fingertips, anybody would waste their time watching the trash that Disney produces in the first place.
  26. uniqueuser

    New World

    The difference is that many of those were still good in spite of (and in some cases even because of) their flaws. They had a charm that can't be explained by novelty or nostalgia alone. Nowadays with all the lessons of the past to guide them, designers are so confident they "know" exactly what...
  27. uniqueuser

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    yeah, looks like a George Floyd monument to me also
  28. uniqueuser

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    He probably asked one on a date; that constitutes violence against women these days.
  29. uniqueuser

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Probably because the game is shit and encourages it at every turn.
  30. uniqueuser

    Crowfall

    Don't excuse this bomb on those grounds. What kills these "little" developers more often than not is the fact they plain suck fucking eggs at making good games.
  31. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Disease-causing organisms thrive in stagnant water. The same holds true in decades-old MMOs as it does in nature.
  32. uniqueuser

    Cowboy Bebop

    Live-action is dogshit by definition. Can anyone name a single example that isn't? I can understand fans being desperate for a continuation of a favorite story but...notlikethis.gif
  33. uniqueuser

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    They've been too busy addressing the real issues: https://tbc.wowhead.com/news/spit-emote-removed-on-burning-crusade-classic-ptr-323613
  34. uniqueuser

    Ashes of Creation

    Game is barely in alpha after at least 5 years of development. MMOs no less complex built by smaller teams on smaller budgets and without the benefit of off-the-shelf engines and middleware were already released in less time than this. Eternal crowdfunding sure as hell doesn't light fires under...
  35. uniqueuser

    Crowfall

    Pretty bold strategy to go all-in on crafting, by its very nature the least fun, most tedious, and ultimately unsatisfying aspect of any MMO ever made.