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Dear Holly Windstalker, Fuck you. That bear hit me first and I was just running for my life. Why, holly, I was only level 4... why? Your pal, TBT. p.s. fuck you

On one hand; a human being, with friends and loved ones who cared about him, has died... On the other;

Jesus titty fucking Christ even I didn’t get that cheesy in this game. Well... okay that is exactly how I fought corrupted monk, I didn’t know the cheese then, and guardian ape and demon of hatred... but I’m far less cheesy on ng+ ( I want those last two beads)

I just hope that this doesn’t end up Thanos dealing with survivors guilt and is trying to force those powerful enough to kill him so he can finally “be with those he lost” or some other contrived bullshit.

Da fuck ya talkin bout, honky?

If they had, then maybe timed console exclusive would have been a thing of the past. I also have never played Halo, Fable, or a any other Xbox exclusives whether or not they were released on pc and I have no interest in them. So yeah, it’s easy for me to imagine that.

The “bad” marvel films are only that bad because the “good” are amomg the best action/adventure films of all time (top 25).

Last movie I bought tickets in advance was the Phamtom Menace... I can wait to see this.

Underrated: Behind the Mask : The Rise of Leslie Vernon

I just have the last boss and demon of hatred left, I haven’t fought demon yet and only tried the last part once. Killed the first part, got annihalted the second. It actually went much better than expected. I also have one or two of those terror orb summoning guys (those orbs look awesome) and...

I haven’t watched wrastlin in years, over a decade, and smack down is still “invading” raw? the WWE is proof positive of how important competition in the marketplace is, they were at their best when WCW was kicking their ass and have yet to recapture the magic and energy of those years. Not...

I’ll see this, not in the theatre, just because it is Tarantino yet at the same time... I look this way apprehensively.

I was, originally, fairly interested in watching speed runs of this however that has changed completely. I saw Elijasz or however it is spelled working on a skip that would bypass the Blazing Bull. “Cool” I thought, I use speedrun strats for shit I find annoying, difficult, or just don’t want...

Anyone who judges the past through the lens of today is not only a short sighted idiot they are also failing to learn the lessons of the past, why things were the way they were, and how they could become that way again. Funding morons.

Officially announced within the last ten minutes of me posting this and it looks like borderlands 3. I’ll buy it.

The purple garbed American Inventor shinobi dude is quest related to O’rin of the Water, I think. I sent him to the surgeon by accident, feel bad about it but that’s just how shit rolls sometimes. There is an optional fight in that empty arena. After you have done some story related stuff there...

I’m in, I loved the movie and the trailer made me laugh. Trailers almost never make me laugh and every time I have seen a comedy based on the trailer tickling my funny bone I have not been disappointed (Austin powers, deuce bigalo, requiem for a dream, and 40 year old virgin)

My favourite part about this game and Nioh is saying character and location names with a thick stereotypical Italian accent. Try it sometime, I think you will be pleased with the results. “ROBERTOOOOOOoooooo....” **resounding thud**

Here is something I have seen some streamers miss, it’s small and hardly useful but still. When you get the mortal blade you also get a combat art with it, it’s not great but it does look cool. Also, if you see a wall with a banner on it, hug it. I have found two secret doors by doing that. One...

And now you are complaining about my complaints, how helpful. We are all bettered by your posting, thank you.

Yes, thank you for the sage advice.

And fireworks.

At first I thought that book said “death fart” and I thought it is probably a good idea to remove any underwear or pants if you feel one of those coming on.

Ive killed everything up to the guardian ape except for the three headlesses I have found, fuck those guys and their stupid slow attacks that wouldn’t crush a grape. Having watched streams and seeing how much harder it gets I am starting to wonder if I am just being a self sadist at this point...

Borderlands 1 was one of the most surprising games I ever played. I was surprised it was fun and that I enjoyed it, best part was I got it for free as I was trading in games and preordering something else and they said that because I wasn’t trading in 3 or more games I get borderlands for free...

Ashira Castle - Antechamber Fight the samurai dudes, they occasionally drop confetti.

Tim Burton... didn’t he used to be famous?

Dear god, purify it with fire!

No, I only say this because he made his request and then I talked to him immediately after and he gave me the reward as I had already completed the quest.

Down to 7/10. The camera is fucking HORRIBLE if you are near a wall. It is not helpful having the camera focused on the enemies fucking knee cap while I can’t even figure out what is around me becaus tee camera has gone for a stroll. Mikiri counter only works half the time, mostly because I hit...

TLDR version: game is 8/10 but the flaws it has may be the kind that ruin the experience for you, or you might love however I do not. ———— This game is wearing on me. Kill some trash, find some trash, spend maybe a hour doing that in a new area, and then get stuck on a boss for a couple hours...

Yeah because we really need that flow chart corrected or else sheeple here aren’t going to know the exact precise order to watch the movies in

Fucking Blazing Bull shit, I am still waffling between liking and not liking this game for a variety of reasons. There are many little things about this game that are starting to add up and the lack of alternative combat options is wearing on me.

Not enough

I regret saying he wasn’t hard, because I haven’t gotten that close since... almost and then I do something stupid, misjudge the dodge distamce and get hit, or the game decides I wasn’t actually blocking, rolling, or attacking depending on its mood. I like the game but I’m still concerned about...

Ooooh shit son! Just got the dude on the horse down to like one hit, his posture bar was full and throbbing like my erect gamers penis, on his last of his two shriveled orbs, make testicle joke here, and I fucking tried to darksouls roll out while blocking when I didn’t have to. That roll has...

I found a snake

I managed to beat the ogre, here’s a bit of fromage from the cheese master himself; I am struggling with Jozou right now. I hate the way the limbs move in this game, the arms move separately from the shoulders and the legs separately from the hip. Also the Age of Conan style models bugs me...

Everyone will be rotted and dead by the time I get to the jozou drunkard... and I could go to him right now. I am not hating this game but I dislike how slow everything feels but that could be because I have been playing Nioh so much. I am, naturally, having trouble with the timings in this...

i Was watching HeyZeauItsToast play this... he rushed through, doesn’t stealth, didn’t find half the shit, basically ignores half the game mechanics, and tries to play like it’s bloodborne. He was on the fat drunkard for four hours, I watched for about an hour and then stopped because his...