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I HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED. COMMENCING TO HACK THE GIBSON.

@Amod WE ARE UNDER ATTACk!

You aren't allowed to rename threads? That's literally the only thing I want the mods to do.

I'm not interested in socializing with people all that much, but when forced to do so, I'm funny/charming and have to then disappoint those people in the future when I constantly make up reasons to not hang out with them ever again. I took a Facebook IQ test and I almost got 100% on it!

Maybe with our shitty technology. They can just send you in and get a new throat and brain built for you in a day, in Westworld. 50 bucks for a bigger dick.

He's still alive, so as far as I can tell, they are still unable to kill anyone. If they couldn't fuck you up, it would be lame.

He also cracked a smile when William abandoned him.

The fact that William and company run into Laurence(for the first time) right after they show MiB kill Laurence is clear evidence they are on different timelines(assuming there are not duplicate Laurences running around, which would be retarded). I'm still not on board with MiB being William...

A thousand dollars for real?

All final inspections on the kitchen passed. My blinds just came in, so that will be the finishing touch this weekend. Will post some final pics once it's done. Next up, converting my office into a baby room. /wrists

Figuratively.

Continue to eat it and tell her it's delicious. Let the resentment of this subpar lasagna brew for 5 - 7 years(assuming you're both still alive). Then when you're in the middle of an argument, let that half-decade of brewing bechamel hatred explode in a furious torrent of cooking insults.

I'm very open minded, politically. I feel I'm truly independent, as there are parts of pretty much every party that I agree and disagree with. I'm willing to give second thought to pretty much everything except religious belief.

What is homepot?

I live in Florida. I'll be under water in 30 years and didn't even get a basement to enjoy.

Wait...squinting makes you Asian. Hmmm.

She is Asian. Squint harder.

Here he is with the wife, at the beach.

Man, I would kill to have a basement. No such things in muddy SoFlo.

Thatsa me, fellatio!

I would never go home because it's Kentucky.

I'm not gonna' lie, Ultra Faggot sounds cool.

Holy shit, David(skinny wimp) is seriously the worst. If that wasn't just hilarious editing during the challenge, I don't even know what to say about that dude. He's just so pathetic looking during these challenges.

Honestly, I don't think anyone on the millennials, other than Figgy's girlfriend(I forget her name) will give a shit. As shown in the last two episodes, several millennials and gen-x are crossing over to form alliances.

That sounds great, but you also live with Tyen.

Rich people can own more than one thing.

Garlic! Garlic! Garlic!

Looks like a "creative" angle, but I would definitely teabag her with my virtual avatar.

I always love this conspiracy. It's definitely one of the dumber ones. THE CURES ARE ALL OUT THERE, MAN!! You just need to wake up, sheeple.

I used to think I was pretty smart, but then I sobered up and realized I was just hanging out with a bunch of idiots.

I think I'm ok with that at a 300+ savings. If I die, then I take that back.

Good broth can make the dish, though. How the fuck is a Le Creuset dutch oven almost 400 dollars when Lodge's comparable size is 60 dollars. I'm all about "high quality" and paying a premium when it matters, but how much better is one enameled cast iron pot vs another enameled cast iron? That...

When can we reserve names for Pantheon?

/rapewhistle

"You've ruined your own whores, you'll not ruin mine!"

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Mods making funny threads unfunny. Business as usual.