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Relax while camping.

Chris Farley

I miss these days.

At any given time, we are all one sphincter failure away from humiliation.

How old are you? I've been mightily impressed with Toasty Teat's performance in the AssHat competition. I hadn't really encountered Teat much, but I just read a bunch. What a fucking AssHat. If anyone can give Nirgon and Araysar a run for the money, it might be this new twat.

Sheesh I was looking at stuff at Lowe's today just for kicks, and there were really decent fridges for $499. I immediately went and got a few. I have some house flips coming up, and that's a good fridge for a good price.

Every year we pull out CDs I made years ago, all of them full of very questionable Christmas music. My kids and I listen to them, we know them all by now, we sing along and laugh at how bad they are. It's a great tradition. Here's a sample. Maybe I'll include more.

Think anyone will hire Brian Kelly again? He was put into two big programs and just plain failed to build it into something spectacular. With his payout he wouldn't have to work again if he isn't an idiot with his money. But I bet he goes somewhere like The Midwest Women's School for Typewriter...

Toasty Teat is great. Should be his user title.

Can we get this AssHat to shaddup in this thread and other voting threads? @Amod he's campaigning in a voting thread. And he's not even convincing. It's sad.

This is incredible.