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Is this the suicide prevention thread?

There's always something available for that. Also, I barely drink beer these days, because I don't want to be fat.

I'm a minimalist. House key, mom's house key, mail key, storage room key and car FOB.

Rough electric passed. All drywall and mudding done last weekend/week. Primed and painted today and cut all the mounting rails for the Ikea cabinets. Whoever did the drywall work on the kitchen before me was fucking terrible. All the new and patched drywall I did looks very good. Not perfect...

5 years was my longest relationship, but it was on and off and tons of drugs were involved. I don't really think it even counts at this point. My current relationship is the 2nd longest. I've been with my current girlfriend just over 4 years. She's almost 3 months pregnant and we'll likely get...

Holy fuck. Does your corruption know no bounds?!

-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me just taking my Amods for a walk

New word: Whoreding - when your wife cheats on you with as many dicks as possible.

A song about my life:

Because a large portion of our community are not respectable human beings. It's what makes us...us.

I'm in. Does it have voice-activated typing? "Hotkey 1, Hotkey 5, Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5!"

Send some pics, cyber-cuck.

Yeah, I also enjoy that. Can you send some pics?

So then you should be more open-minded about liz's husband wanting to see her plowed by dough-bodied WoW raiders. Ok...maybe you're right.

Yeah, we only have one side of the story, of course. That said, there are plenty of people who totally get off on that(and on much stranger things).

One of those reasons being he gets off on it and it makes him happy.

Regular contact? She's my live-in math tutor.

RE: The threesome prank - You tell your wife you want a threesome and if she agrees, you tell her the names of the two girls you want to do it with(not including her).

I didn't say I want to fuck every chick I see, but I most definitely see a few every day I would happily give it to, were I not in a relationship. My main point is simply that it's not practical to completely cut off all communication with people you find attractive

Yes.

Awww yiss.

I never said acting on it was intercourse. Getting a number. Calling her. Meeting for drinks. Any of those would constitute acting on it and that's the point where I would feel wrong. If I avoided every chick I wanted to fuck, I would never leave my house.

Meh, I definitely don't feel guilty unless I act on it.

I had a large iced coffee w/ just cream from Dunkin Donuts today. That's about as fancy as I get with coffee.

R.I.P. (Rest in Pasta)

The game he thought he was making sure sounds cool.

Oh, it is!

180 calories of gin will get you just as drunk as that 400 calorie honey-wheat quad-max IPA. It's not like all of the calories in that beer are alcohol.

Also, if you're going to drink 12 - 18(fuck...), you should try to switch to something with less calories than craft beer. You're going to weigh 1200 lbs on top of having a broken liver.

I can probably put away 8 or 9 and feel fine the next day if I'm drinking water every other drink as well. You learn a lot of tricks when you're a functioning alcoholic.

I'm most definitely a 'heavy drinker' according to this (Drinking Levels Defined | National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA:emoji_nose: and I limit myself to only drinking on the weekends. I can definitely tie one on, though.

I suck. I haven't even made it to level 101.

Yeah, 12 - 18 drinks a day is pretty fucking advanced.

Everquest developers in Luclin era.

Aug/Sep/Oct are basically the worst 3 months for rain and the "busiest" part of hurricane season. It's hot, humid and rains a lot. June and July are not as bad.

@Mario Speedwagon shawing this thread is a direct conflict of interest!

Get professional help.