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Boudoir? She sounds fat. Please prove that theory wrong.

Ok, where do I send my dollar?!

You're just too highbrow, Cad. Street Wakandans like myself know how to appreciate the raw attraction of slut appeal.

Yes,this. I don't walk around getting a hard-on looking at strangers. Well, not all the time.

Yes. Always.

I do that for pretty much every woman I look at. I blame video games.

Whoa, man. I saida joke!

Here's a fun joke to play with your wife/girlfriend. You ask her if she could a hall-pass to bang any dude in the world, who would it be. She'll inevitably give an answer like Zak Effron or some other celebrity. When she asks you who you would, you tell her, "This chick Sabrina in our accounting...

Stupid and trashy is what I'm looking for in a random.

I don't know if I would consider myself a foodie. I like to cook and eat at upscale restaurants, but I'm also down for frozen food, fast food, take out/delivery. I just like to eat.

We have GrubHub and Eat24 in Ft. Lauderdale. Don't confuse the wasteland of central and northern FL with south FL. You can visit like Noodle, get some food delivered to you and then get murdered shortly thereafter.

Word. Even in the original films some people thought Jedis and The Force were superstition.

New trailer was pretty awesome. I'm trying to temper my hype level. I don't think I'm even going to attempt to get release day tickets, though.

Well they are only entanglements and complicationsbecauseI'm not single.

On one hand, I miss being single because I want to fuck every other girl I talk to. On the other hand, I read this and it reminds me that being single can also be a pain in the ass. Please invite me to the wedding.

The lube may infer she is getting drier, but I would guess her dry pussy was already inferring itandchafing his dick. I'm just not sure how it doesn't annoy both of them to the point where bringing lube into the situation is a relief instead of some negative thing. Just seems weird to me.

One Plus 2 invite. First come, first serve: Claim your invite

If bringing lube up is an awkward situation, I can't imagine your sex life is all that exciting. Fists don't just naturally fit into all places, ya' know?

If Tanoomba can't lose toColumn, there is no point in even continuing this farce. Just crown the winner.

I bet it was really fun when you were doing it at least.

Blocked at work and you're a programmer? You don't have access outside the proxy, you goddamn noob?! PS: It was Dolan

Not pain directly in your balls, but have you ever been hit in the nuts? You know that dull pain in the groin/stomach area that proceeds the initial hit? That's the kind of pain you get when a kidney stone is making its way through your kidneys and into your bladder.

InBorg

I had some (what felt like ball pain) for several weeks. Turned out to be kidney stones. Enjoy.

Netflix is starting to surpass HBO at this rate.

I thought the episode was "ok", but as usual, it takes a lot of shutting your brain off to enjoy. That whiny dude was one of the kids from Empire Records!

a_skeleton_03 is showing high levels of sodium. He should probably be readmitted back into the doc's program.

No.

I also only have a basil plant. Once I'm out of my townhouse and have an actual yard, I'd like to grow all kinds of veggies and herbs.

wormie went dark at just the right moment.

We need lesbians who actually sleep with other lesbians.

No, her great grandpa just used to whip blacks back in the 40's.

If you smell a divorce coming, hire a hitman. That always works.

I would definitely be ok with that.

I go to the gym on my lunch break, so I have to eat a lunch when I get back. No way I could skip lunch, even if dinner made me cream my pants.

Prometheus.

I never eat cereal any more, but I like it. Calling it shit-tier is something only a super tasting faggot would find acceptable! The last year or so, I've skipped breakfast altogether and just been doing coffee. It was tough at first, but I find fasting in the morning is easier than eating...

You triggered, bro?