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  1. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm going with a bad case of the MABS (messy-ass bitch syndrome).
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If your girl is like that, you simply don't ask for her input. You tell her where you're going to eat.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    $2,000 or $20,000?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Clearly you have to get revenge on her by spending all your money frivolously.
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    Bill Burr VS Louis CK

    He's my all-time favorite stand up. As far as the CK vs Burr, it comes down to self-deprecation. People who can laugh at themselves are generally funnier and just all around more fun to be around. That's why I like CK. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're likely a douche. This is not a...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You gotta' triage when you have kids. If you're able to yell up to her, you're ok.
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    Survivor

    Remember when they had the family reward and Coach had some random dude he "trained" with as his family member. They did some yoga stretching together. That shit was hilarious.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be fair, I'm the worst of the 5 by a large margin. Noodle, at least the inside of the baby cage looks clean!
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    Top Chef

    You gotta' act all happy about it too.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My parents both worked full time, had 5 kidsandour house was clean.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seeing as her behavior is seriously immature and selfish, treating her like a kid seems like an actual option. Noodle, you have to lay the law in this situation. Fuck man...
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    Survivor

    I thought it was hilarious that her jury question was every bit as boring as her entire stint on the season.
  13. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But a clean bridge, at least.
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    Affluenza

    This is a good thing. He may infect ISIS with affluenza and destroy them from the inside.
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    Bill Burr VS Louis CK

    This is tough. I love them both, but I find Louis CK to be funnier.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You have the skin on? What do you do after you take it out of the bag? Broil it?
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    Virtual Reality

    I've used the Oculus DK2. It's pretty good and the commercial versions(Oculus, PS-VR, Valve's) are going to be significantly better.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok, now youhave topost pics.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes, exactly this.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My girlfriend is obsessed with cleaning, even to the point of being annoying sometimes. I guess I'll take that over the opposite.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I also keep all my condiments out of the fridge(that you can). I don't personally stick anything in my frostie. I only buy them when I'm hungover and I put them in the freezer to firm them up a little. They are awesome hangover food.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We've gone from dipping a fry into a milkshake to literally just piling all the food into one slop pile.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    So you're just not going to see it or you're going to picket outside of theaters?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Nipping butts certainly sounds like more fun.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I never said I know. That's why I used the word "believe". I certainly doubt it in this case, but of course I don't know, you fucking idiot.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Do you believe she was raped?
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    Virtual Reality

    I believe the tech is now powerful enough to back up the hype. The stuff in the 90s was using pretty much the most primitive 3D graphics we had. That shit was terrible.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Tanoomba So within a day she knew she was raped, but not only continued to communicate with the rapist, but was actively seeking out time with him to "cuddle" and hang out. Sounds legit. You also pruned out the part of my post where I asked you a question.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Compartmental-eating-super-taster.
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    Survivor

    I don't think Spencer really had a shot against Jeremy, but him threatening Jeremy at the final tribal blew any shot at even a couple votes. This was an awesome season and I'm totally satisfied with the outcome.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Go on...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No big deal. Only 'till death do you part', right?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's trying to tell TJT he needs more junk in the trunk.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    allison appears to be posting from a real ISP account, on the opposite side of the country than a_skeleton_03. They also do not share an IP with any other user.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    5 extra days approved.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I would just emulate them on PC. I wish they would do a FF9 remaster, but I don't think it was popular enough.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Regret gestation period can vary from 24 hours to 5 years.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    So after being choked and sodomized without consent, it still took her weeks to figure this out. What do you define consent as? If she doesn't say no or try to pull away, but has not explicitly said "You may put your penis in my asshole and choke me like a whore", is she being raped?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Frosties are awesome. How are you cutting your mouth on plastic spoons?! God dammit, Noodle!
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Tanoomba is saying that dumb girl-brains don't know what is happening until after the fact.