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  1. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I only do pre-cum if I get to the very edge of coming and stop. These days it takes me long enough to come where everyone involved is ready by the time I am and I just blow my load. If you're cutting it close and stopping, then there's a much higher chance of pre-cum.
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    Minecraft

    Do you, Urlithani, take Nutcrusher to be your lawful, wedded wife?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Being drunk is pretty fool proof for me. I can't even cum when I'm drunk. Condoms are definitely terrible, but I'll use them if it's the only choice. My gf has an IUD right now, fortunately.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can get pregnant from the drip though. Then you have a baby born of filth and sin.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just have her do jumping jacks afterwards, unless on a full moon. Then she must sacrifice a goat.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    He wanted an out of body experience and he got one:http://www.cornishguardian.co.uk/Ali...ail/story.html
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    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

    Yeah, I was just thinking the other day that I really miss Colbert already. Now no Stewart on the Daily Show. Meh.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Yeah, one of my old "best friends" is a truther conspiratard. I don't really talk with him any more. There's no helping them.
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    Minecraft

    I'm still figuring out what I want to build, so I can work around whatever you do in that area.
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    Minecraft

    Kais, go ahead and build the road through my area(that was my little hut you put the sign up by). I'm just burrowing out a mine under it and will adjust location once you map out(or build) where the road will be.
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    Lost Ark - New Korean MMO

    I have fixed your completely random letter capitalization.
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    GoFundMe - Good friend's teenage daughter: Harvard award trip

    I saw them and didn't even think about it being NSFW. The titties had mesmerized.
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yikes, man. Hope all is good.
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    Straight Outta Compton

    Those weren't the Rodney King riots. Those were scenes of a normal Friday night in Compton.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you also use leaves you wipe your ass, you f'ing barbarian?!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, I have one of those Cuisinart Griddlers with the removable plates. Shit is pretty awesome.
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    GoFundMe - Good friend's teenage daughter: Harvard award trip

    I think he started this in hopes of banging the mom and so far, nobody seems on board with helping him out.
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    The Walking Dead

    Once More, With Feeling. That was definitely the exception to the rule. I know we hate on TWD a lot, but it's really hard not to with the whole ninja-zombie bullshit. That's how you're going to take out a main character? Shit was weak.
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    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    Yeah, if it's not excellent picture quality, I'm not paying 20 bucks a month for it.
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    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    I wonder when Sling TV's Amazon Fire Stick app will be out. That might give me a reason to get it(and use my Fire Stick).
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    Straight Outta Compton

    Word. Though I might have to wait for the BluRay so I don't get shot.
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    GoFundMe - Good friend's teenage daughter: Harvard award trip

    This chick's fundraiser has a single donation in 6 days.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The key to road head is to do it while you're drunk. That way it's the being drunk that's dangerous and not the head. Safety 101.
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    Persona 5 - Coming to...

    I'm like halfway through P4 Golden. I gotta' finish it someday.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just two, like everyone else.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'll be honest. This thread just hasn't been very fun since Sparkle left the dev team.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They don't have to say anything. I find her grabbing my cocks works also.
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    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    Wasn't there accusations that Wachowski's stole the idea for the first Matrix movie? Have they made anything worth a shit since?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Closest Potbelly's seems to be about 850 miles. Ok...scrap that idea.
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    Minecraft

    I haven't built anything yet. I was just running around for a few minutes. I see bisi already built a stairway to hell.
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    Minecraft

    That's quite a "dirt" collection you have in your chest. It would be a real shame should something happen to it.
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    Minecraft

    From the article: Yeah, I don't recall anyone debating the violence of Minecraft. Give me a break.
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Yes, it's very good.
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    Minecraft

    Name: Soygen
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes, Grobbee.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Indeed. If you're snowballing your load out of her mouth, that's not swallowing. Who was the dude who liked to eat his loads out of his girl's snatch?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I laughed at Summoned: Black Bread.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be fair, it sounded like the problem was Deathwing and not his woman.Hedidn't want to come in her mouth and kiss her after.
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    Sex, Drugs, Riffs & Solos: The Rock Thread \m/

    I like Red Fang as well. Good shit.