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One of the perks of being a monk. You had to actually learn the zones.

Word.

Seriously. She calls for Derrick instead of helping her. Going to nursing school doesn't make you a nurse, I guess.

It has begun...

How much is the jalapeno double?

Playing The Legend of Zelda (original one on NES) at my friend's house in 6th grade. It was definitely the point at which I became obsessed with video games. I immediately went home and begged my mom to buy it.

No...no...it's "How long have you had that problem?"

Just send me a message. I'll get around to it.

I guess I'll wait for the reviews to come in from the throngs of anxious viewers...

Are those like wasabi peas but with sriracha? I'm down!

Two and half hours of that guy talking? Why don't you give us a quick summary?

He had his leg amputated!

Try to stop fucking out in nature.

Quite possibly the most common sentence following a Chuk quote.

Ball Level: 3.7

This is like saying the NASA team currently has 0 experience putting people on Mars. Almost nobody on Earth had experience making MMOS when EQ was being developed. It was in its absolute infancy as a genre. Anyway, watching this project for anything other than laughs at this point is delusional.

You know you don't have to drop your drawers to your ankles, right?

White.

Deliverer sucks too. That's the problem here.

Love is in the air.

If you just want a toy, get this:

I stand upon this shit heap; a sentinel protecting my flock.

Taco Bell has always been better than Del Taco to me. Granted, I've never seen or eaten at a Del Taco.

Trust me, they aren't.

We have the mod team a.k.a. the Saran Wrap Dome.

Everything goes everywhere in everyone. It gets real messy.

I call in backup.

Well if your wives get bored and need some fingers and dicks up their buttholes, you know where to find me.

This movie doesn't seem like it steps up from any angle.

Do you even Sutekh, bro?

I know what I'll be trying this weekend.

Wait...you can do that?!

We were almost denied entrance to Canada because the letter my girlfriend had from her ex-husband ok'ing her to bring their son there wasn't up to snuff, I guess. Canada border patrol don't fuck around.

Some guys want that illusion of coyness, I guess. I'm completely fine with her being a freak in bed right off the start. I'm a freak and I want her to be one too. Am I supposed to wait a few months to find out we're not sexually compatible?

Blah.

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Only when my vamp energy gets low.

RIP in peace, Sutekh.

Same here and I never let a little blood stop me.