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Does she MMA fight too? I must have missed that!

You know I like choked chicken, but I loooooooove to pound it even more!

Oh man. That pounded chicken wrapped in prosciutto would be nice. I'm hungry as hell right now!

Female cop. I'm not sure there's a worse bad-decision-making combo.

Dude, that's her kid!

Sounds like a good idea. You actually seem more emotionally invested in this than Convo has ever sounded.

Have you made the chicken chili in the first post on the thread? If not, I highly recommend it. Very easy and tasty. I just made this recently using a bunch of poached chicken breasts:Chicken Taco Casserole Recipe | Kitchen Daily Was really, really good. I usually tend to cook...

That makes me feel better about my girl's hair all over my house.

It wassupposedto sound like Old Navy!

Subway pizza? That sounds like the worst thing in the solar system. I won't go as far as the galaxy, though. There could be worse.

I want to rename you Old Gravy.

I had to Google "toonie slide"! I don't think I want to toonie slide anyone involved on this project.

Let's not kid ourselves. Strippers are making out a whole lot better than these "apprentice developers" are going to.

He writes the lore on papyrus parchment using the blood of his slain enemies.

Because where else can you get your employees to actually payyou!

Yeah, my girlfriend hasn't moved in; just her hair has.

When you squeeze the pillow, it calls you a"Fucking donkey!!"

Unnnnggggg.....

By me it's Hot N Sometimes-ready. If you want the 3 meat, you almost always have to wait a little while. That said, it's not too bad for cheap-ass pizza.

How does one become a VIP?

The 5 guys by me takes way longer than McDonald's. So I'm not sure if McDonald's is fast or 5 Guys is slow here.

If he's a VIP that they would give mod powers to without any kind of knowledge of how he would be as a mod, I'm guessing he gave them a lot of money.

Tweak mode is good shit.

No, it was just posted in this thread on the last page.

I have to laugh at one of the 10,000 dollar suckers getting mod powers for a day. That must have been the most exciting 24 hours of that guy's life...and he blew it.

I don't think I'd call it a "children's show", but it's definitely an introductory and very mainstream target audience. If you're really interested in astronomy and astrophysics, there's probably not going to be a whole lot of anything new or exciting for you on this show.

Guess I can scratch "Kill her" off my list of solutions to this problem.

I love long hair, but my girlfriend has really thick black hair on her head. She's Asian. My house is almost entirely white tile. That shit is everywhere. I vacuum and it's all back within a day! I'm going to install one of those hairnet bins at my front door and have her put one on when she...

I did steamed fresh mussels last weekend in white wine. That shit is so easy and so good. Do you have the paella recipe, dirk?

To be fair, most good restaurants have pretty small menus. The only thing I eat at McDonalds now is the buffalo ranch McChicken. If those are hot and fresh, they're pretty good for a buck.

Having been a pretty active swimmer my entire life(growing up in south Florida with a pool helps!), I take for granted that people can't swim. Survivor always reminds me of it though!

Right, try explaining to a dog how to avoid the most tender and succulent of humans.

I can't really blame them. Fuck all that hairdrying and brushing and shit.

The DVR-pausing retard brigade is hardly limited to Reddit. I'm sure there's plenty who don't frequent it. Reddit is just very popular, so it seems they all come from there.

You may as well just shove a pinecone in your ass and tie yourself to a tree.

Did you tell her you don't like it? That's the best way to get her to change it.

Yeah, she was so bad that it was hard to believe it's even real. I doubt she was a plant, but she was completely and utterly useless under pressure of any kind. When she was trying to get the flag on the platform in the reward challenge? Bitch, haven't you ever had to open a door in the dark...

Yeah, that was pathetic. I'm really glad they didn't give Spencer the boot after his performance in the challenge.

I do, but it's too far from Miami.