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They rounded 0.34989% up. Fucking corporate elite.

Same here. My house was robbed a couple years ago and they stole my PS3 and left my two Xbox 360's(f'ing pricks). I haven't had my Xbox's hooked up since then, I think and have since bought another PS3 and play it several times a week.

Oh, Astro.

Say a tornado ripped your door off and claim it on homeowners insurance. That will be cheaper. Insurance fraud is every American's God-given right!

It's good to see Colton is still as annoying as ever. Also, what the fuck was with Tyson and Aras gaying it up at the campfire?

That's how I hope most dates end.

Wearing denim is like wrapping yourself in freedom.

The future is now!

I saw on reddit today that more people are getting their PS4 orders on Amazon upgraded to release day units, as Sony is steadily increasing Amazon's release-day stock. That definitely lends some credence to Sony's news that production is going well.

Fuck, I hate myself for not thinking of this!

Kiss your life goodbye once you put a ring on it, bro!

P, don't listen to these brutes. You should take it to the dog groomer and get it all freshened up. Then when your lady-friend comes back, have a trail of rose petals leading to you(preferably in a tuxedo) holding the freshly groomed "Dookie"(or whatever the dogs name is).

I always laugh at "withholding sex". It's pretty simple. Fuck me or I will fuck someone else. I'm not sure why anyone(men or women) would put up with a partner who lorded sex over them like that.

Yes, I think his admiration of Walt had everything to do with him not wanting Sklyar dead.

I lost my virginity to a JW. We were both 16 and I didn't even know her family was JW until a few years after we had stopped dating. I'm still friends with her now, but looking back, I'm guessing she was a really shitty JW, because I don't think they are supposed to fuck heathens like me.

The thing is, you're not going to reveal bullying and racist traits during the interview process. It's pretty hard to "detect" that kind of behavior when someone is knowingly being interviewed. Now, the boring part should be something that is avoided for the most part.

My magical island theory can still pan out next Sunday!

This thread is terrible. November 15th needs to hurry the hell up!

If Sony isn't full of shit, it should be quite available for the holidays.

Is Katie the curvy blonde who failed at the puzzle?

I would love to only shit at home if only for the comfort, but no matter what I do, my body always regulates to shitting at almost exactly 10am. That's working hours.

I laughed at this. Colton is going to bring some lulz at least. I hope this season is better than I'm anticipating.

I would fuck the hell out of Janet the Muppet, so I'm down with the chick from BB.

They(Infiniti) still have shit Nissan paintjobs and that keeps them way below a BMW/Merc for me. Lexus styling is pretty much the worst out of any "luxury" line, in my opinion, unless you're a 76 year old Jewish woman. They are pretty dope then, I imagine.

Well that's sort of the twist, I guess. You have a built-in alliance, but you guys have to make it to the merge and then will you really stick with your family member? WE SHALL SEE!! Dun-dun-dunnnn. Clearly you are sharing the winnings with your wife/husband. I'm sure they have amended the...

How many episodes left? Only two?

Elissa won that shit for the same exact reason she won MVP twice in a row. What a terrible season, but Andy was definitely the best one left.

This was the worst first episode of Survivor I can remember. I'm not going to hate on the entire season yet, but Colton crying while telling his campfire confessional? The one chick talking about being a teen-mom? The dude talking about being a degenerate drug-addict? Is this Survivor or...

Grumpus, I wish you nothing but the best(honestly), but my concern for your situation has really nothing to do with the JW part and a lot more to do with her age. Good luck, man.

What happened with the GTA V launch?

While that is pretty much how I've thought that all played out and we're in "wait and see" mode, one part was pretty confusing: Why did he even have the fucking book with him on that attempted hit? To pass the time?

I want to hit it.

Antarius met a hooker who turned out to be a tranny and still said "Fuck it"(both literally and figuratively). He's in my Top 3 best posters on this forum easily.

If I decide to keep my launch-day PS4, I'm probably just going to play the free Drive Club for a bit. I don't have a lot of interest in the launch titles, which is why I'm veering toward selling the system if I can make at least 100 bucks. If not, I'll just keep it and wait. I might change my...

How do we know this post wasn't made by the hacker?!

What are we getting 9/25?

This times infinity. Fuck. The worst part is that I've seen it on CNN and every other big news site the last week, trying to shove it down our throats and forcing it into some phenomena. That makes it even less funny. "IS THIS THE NEXT GAGNAM STYLE?!" was the retarded CNN headline for 3 days...

They could definitely do assay on the methampethamine purity, especially if they have an HPLC machine or the like, which is likely considering all the high-end stuff in the big labs.

I put it in quotes because I haven't played the game yet and think you're calling Wakandans American Inventors, do you dig? Is it black dudes calling each other American Inventors or is white dudes calling blacks American Inventors. You should make a poll to see if you should still post in this thread.