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It was a great ending. Way to wrap up a long running show. Much better than something like seinfeld just killing everyone off in a plane wreck. And my favorite part was that it sounds like it was planned from the beginning. I didn't even realize those kids had stayed the same and the same...

You have a major hard on for nick fury. The character, as we've seen him in the movies so far has not been quite as omniscient as you describe.

So, he is banned until a new asshat is crowned, right?

Don't know about other states, but Licenses and IDs around here all have your address too.

I think you need to reread the last page. I never said it was about oil. Do you think fanaskin's explanation was accurate?

Original Star wars (had to get this in before someone said the even numbered star treks). What childhood toys did you lose/destroy that would be worth good money if you had today? If you're still a kid, make the question, what toys do you abuse and lose that you think will be worth big money...

What is a rape induced crime? Is that when a dad kills the bastard who raped his daughter? I don't think we should try to reduce those unless we do it by reducing the rapes themselves.

At one time, I was registered to vote in 4 places. I only realized it when I got a jury summons at my mom's address. When I called them, they told me the jury pool came from the eligible voter rolls, and that there was no way to remove yourself from those rolls. You are supposed to just fall...

Got a couple of jimmy rustles related to the slow down or move over law. Issue #1 is the mental midgets who slow down AND move over. The law says if an emergency vehicle has its lights on, you need to either move over a lane, or if that's not feasible, slow down to 20mph under the speed limit...

That pastelink shit looks like a scam to me.

I spotted the pineapple 3 times over the entire run of the show. In my defense, I think it was season 3 before I heard about it. Did anyone do any better?

Wanna sell them? PM me some pics.

If iraq was about oil, where's the oil? Or did we lose that one? True dat. I work with a guy who grew up in saddam's iraq as a catholic. He has a very high opinion of saddam. He says he always supported the church and sent gifts on the holy days and crap like that.

I equate facism with douchebags, because it's pretty much always a douchebag going on about facism.

Sorry, did north korea manage to launch a missile yet? Or are we afraid they will nuke themselves?

How else? In the beginning, even when you called, the navigators had to use the website. Did that change?

yup. Once and only once because leaves make terrible toilet paper. It was in the patch of woods outside my subdivision where the storm drains run. The Bayou. Sticking with a theme, what sex acts have you performed outdoors, or how close have you come? Like aaron, I'm not talking about a...

I say sody water This is trooff. That's real retarded sir. Breakfast is the first meal of the day, dinner is the last, and supper is just the biggest one. A lot of people have supper at lunchtime.

Post pics of her. I probably wouldn't have responded unless I was drunk or really horny when she tried to contact me again. But if I was talking to her, I damn sure wouldn't stop just because she asked me to a 3rd time. Make sure you get the last word bro.

How do you feel about 10-20%? Cause you're going to have to pay mine too. 1. Looks like you're getting debt and deficit confused again. The thing only thing we've been reducing is the deficit. 2. Since you used 'we', I guess that means you now identify with us tea party terrorists...

Get a blunderbuss. Then even gravel will be ammo.

Obviously, that was always a possibility. This is why I don't bother to try to type the entire name. Vaginas bleed anywhere if you even suspect something derogatory was said. i'll be sure to stick with my simple respectful nickname in the future. You mean when you could get a doctor to make an...

a_skeleton_03 This sounds like an argument to vote suenigg. "Lumie aint that bad, he got rid of wizardhawk"

Holy fuckballs that's genius. Though they might look better under the barrel

We had that argument (nowhere near a cliff). I won't bore you with all the details, but it finally got settled when she found one of these duct taped to the toilet.

I'm hearing people report that their doctors are posting signs saying "We do not accept oabamacare". Can someone explain wtf that means? I must not understand what's going on, because I thought 'oabamacare' just meant you bought insurance from one of the many standard insurers on an exchange...

Pretty much. That or I use my tongue.

Not true, you just can't be asshat of the year. All nominees are clearly asshats.

wow. When I looked for the thing on the j key, I didn't even think to look for it on any others. Now i've got about 2 dozen keyboads around me, many of them pretty old, and they all have that shit. I guess it's been there a while. Now I wonder if they did that back when I took typing (on a...

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So, obviously he was anti-gun because he wanted to eliminate competition. I thought only republicans had that kind of business savvy.