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"Lol I made a post. And an edit!" moment?

You"re probably going to have to use hair as a scoring parameter.

Hear that Cam? Your weird little mushroom is a better looking vagina than Shelly"s vagina!

Oh good Christ. Go to hell.

Don"t completely kill the value of the original post man. "Trex vs. Etoille, Cam vs. Aria: a point-by-point analysis of tits, dicks, and punchability"

Dick curve. Ball curve. Just to get that out of the way.

Why the fuck not? You"re just in denial of the 20 or 30 point scale you should be using if you"re offering up 10s to everyone.

Mushroom Dick meets Troglodyte"s Nose?

Bad feeling confirmed.

I have a bad feeling.

Considering Frankenstein"s monster is generally considered huge, that seems misleading.

Of your faggotry or virginity?

Shut your faggot virgin mouth, Tristinn.

I don"t feel sorry for Camerous having to fuck those swamp donkeys anymore. I feel sorry for those grease hogs having to put their mouths around that 4 inch mutant mushroom.

Wat

Horrible cereal.

Which Julia Roberts picture is supposed to be scarier?

What about all the other days? Do they suck?

How fucked up does your thought process have to be in order for taking a picture of your dick and putting it on the internet to ever even remotely approach the realm of good ideas?

Post it. For the corrupted lols.

Approximately none of this post makes sense.

Don"t worry, I won"t argue against that opinion.

yes

Baggage is my assumption. She says she doesn"t know any other Rammstein fans.

Is Cam tagging these pictures with "FoHSS" or "I <3 your nose" or anything to suggest the pictures aren"t just coming from his porn folder?

I"m just awesome.

It"s a lot more than an hour. I live in Tennessee, I"d fly if anything. I"d love to see Rammstein live, but that"s an expensive date + Rammstein show.

Girl from Texas I mentioned before is still pushing hard for me to take her extra ticket and go with her to see Rammstein. Unless it"s a serious relationship or they"re Kate Upton, I have a hard time justifying more than 1 hour of travel for a hookup.

Lololz

I was hoping for a "damn girl, you fuck like you"re not gonna see next year." That works too I guess.

Did you know the stomach cancer girl beforehand? I"m assuming you did, but on the chance that you didn"t, I"m curious about how she shared that information.

Nah, that"s not just broscience. It"s pretty damn hard to contract the GAIDS as a straight bro keeping it in the babymaker. According to Wikipedia, switching from good Christian fucking to cornholing increases your chances a lot, from rare as hell (0.04% in this particular case) to Aamina"s...

Is it considered RL harassment to just name his book?

You want to have sex with her and tag FoHSS between the patches of hair on her ass.

This makes me think that Etoille has physically turned into Pam from Archer over the years.

Guess she didn"t have a chance to get that lesbian phase out of her system yet.

Bet she finds a dick or five to suck while he"s in the bathroom too, knowing that he"s willing to fight for that kind of relationship.

What do the women you date say when you explain how you kept trying to save your marriage with a cocksucking whore?

Somehow I doubt that, Skeletor.

In that case, stick to being nice. You"re somehow worse at being an asshole.